Sunday, September 7, 2008


OK, you are wondering why I stayed in last night. Fact is I have not been doing what I religiously do on Saturday and Sunday MU skin hides or watch hopefully (if MU is not on) Stoke City to keep company with Rocky and Cendana287. But it was not to instead of trawling at the Wharf, I trawled the net and came upon this threat to ISA RPK. This was bad. I need malts bad....have to head for the Wharf..... but before that I decided to visit Knight Templar and saw this piece (here).....a UniversityTun Hussein Onn's graduate preface to "A Dummy's Guide on how not to write good English." I got a bad hangover reading that crap that I believe NST apologised for letting thru. I decided to stay in to tide over this hangover.Blurr Botak should ISA this bloke for instulting royalty.

This morning, I thought I will get this graduate to do a piece on Al-Blurr, but good sense prevailed and I remember that a picture paints better English than graduates paying tribute to a royalty....did anyone notice how he got his gender mixed up. I realised it on reading the same at Patricia's English Cottage (here).

People. My pictorial take on RATS


Anonymous said...

Son, daughter, he, she, his, hers....all same to me...LOL. I am applying for this Uni

i like chopin said...

Hardly surprising,given that mission schools were closed down and English lessons were reduced drastically.We have the Ministers of Education from Umno to thank for this!!

Just don't know where or how to even start correcting this piece.It is destinated for the rubbish bin.Wonder if the princess will feel offended?

If RPK is deem as having insulted Islam and should be ISAed,how about the fella who wrote this piece,for having insulted the beautiful English language?Should he/she be charged too?

As for the pics,what a gallery!Can't digest all at one go!

Nostradamus said...

A Tribute to RPK For Your Dreams. (Suatu Penghormatan kepada RPK atas Impian Mu)

The latest news about RPK in Malaysiakini and Malaysia Today, that he would be detained under the ISA have moved me to dedicate this speech by one of the great Freedom Fighters in the world, Martin Luther King Jr. " I Have a Dream" to him.

(Berita terbaru tentang RPK di Malaysiakini dan Malaysia Today, bahawa beliau akan ditahan dibawah ISA telah mengharukan hati saya untuk mendedikasikan ucapan oleh seorang Pejuang Kebebasan Dunia, Martin Luther King Jr. bertajuk "Saya ada Impian" kepada beliau.)

Let us reminiscent over it at

(Marilah kita mengenangkan tentangnya di )

Anonymous said...

Send this filthy rat to a research lap, they can do a dissection on his evil mind, better still, remove his crooked tongue and spare us all the rubbish, he utters.
Surprise, surprise, not a word was mentioned by this HM on the racist pariah's offensive remark.

ColorsMalaysian said...

Refer to "I like Chopin"
"Hardly surprising,given that mission schools were closed down and English lessons were reduced drastically.We have the Ministers of Education from Umno to thank for this!!..............."

They(Umno-BN the bigot the racist the sore loser) keep changing our education system, cause us and our younger generations lost track with outer world.
From "first class" to a "No calss" universities.

From a "high standard" education system to a "lost world" system.

But, they(Umno-BN the bigot the racist the sore loser)send their own children overseas to get "first class" study and "first calss" life style .

Time to change !
You(Umno-BN the bigot the racist the sore loser)are out now !


RAKYAT the Power of Nation

Anonymous said...

You guys miss the point. This is English undergoing through the Malaysian style of evolutionary process. It has now reached that perfect status for all others to emulate. The best of the very best English teachers and professors from England need to learn soemething from the Malaysian standard. Unique, flowery and perfect in the gutter sense. Why do the Government promote the 'Malaysia Boleh' catchphrase? Simply because we have nothing else to show except for our English.

Sklau said...

Read the article at Kit Siang's blog awhile back and posted this e-meow I received from a fiend..oops friend. Best eaten before lynch or dinner.

Dear Ah Lian

Thanks you for your litter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your litter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to MayNonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me.

I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye…..

Worm regard,
Ah Beng

Anonymous said...

Hey Uncle,
..have to head for the Wharf..... but before that I decided to visit Knight Templar and saw this piece (here)
Can see the 'gian'in you, you were right heading for the Wharf.

Anonymous said...

....teh rd3 son BUT a tibin !?! wa
tercuntfused lah !...PLEH...HELP !

artic turban said...

bernard check this out,

the reason why badawi is not taking action against the warlord ahmad al biadap,
excrept from the article

This Scribe was curious as to why the BN/Umno leadership were so afraid to take action against Ahamd Ismail for his deditious remark. After doing a Sherlock Holmes, this Scribe begin to get the big picture. It appears that Ahmad Ismail is a big time Umno warlord in Penang.
Ahmad Ismail was cleared of bankruptcy by the Insolvency Department in 2006. Ahmad Ismail is the figure linked to the controversial PORR project in Penang. He is the director of Peninsular Metroworks Sdn. Bhd., the concessionaire for the project. Ahmad is an influential Umno divisional leader and former Penang Chief Minister Koh Tsu Koon was beholden to him for support. That was why Koh was powerless when Ahmad Ismail a mere Umno division leader could wield so much influence over him and accused him of not paying attention to the Malays in Penang.The CM’s former constituency of Tanjong Bungah happens to be in the Bukit Bendera division.

It gets more interesting here, The Scribe discovered that PM Abdullah Badawi was named as a director of Yayasan Bumiputra Pulau Pinang, who owns 34% of the PMW share via two wholly-owned companies, Kumpulan Pinang and Kumpulan Perhubungan. Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi is linked to the Penang Outer Ring Road (PORR) project’s concessionaire company, Peninsular Metroworks Sdn. Bhd. (PMW) According to corporate information obtained from the Companies Commission of Malaysia, Abdullah (I.C. No.391126-07-5077) was first appointed director of the Yayasan Bumiputra Pulau Pinang Sdn. Bhd. His name is still listed as a director.Yayasan Bumiputra now controls 34.78 percent of PMW through its two subsidiary companies; Kumpulan Pinang Holding Sdn. Bhd. and Kumpulan Perhubungan Sdn. Bhd.

This was a result of restructuring of the ownership equity in PMW. The shareholders areas follows:
Kumpulan Pinang Holding Sdn. Bhd. (222310-D) 10,000 share

Lingkaran Tanjung Sdn. Bhd. (676910-W) 340,000 share

Setegap Berhad (107232-X) 12,750 share

Kumpulan Perhubungan Sdn. Bhd. (60597-A) 1,190,000 share

Nadi Senandung Sdn. Bhd. (381079-U) 1,897,250 share

Setegap Berhad is a construction company listed on Bursa Malaysia.Lingkaran Tanjung (formerly known as Jasminata Sdn. Bhd) was registered on 30.12.2004 and its registered address is at Suite 2.01, Tingkat 2, Wisma K.P.Loh, No 42 Jalan Besar, Kajang, Selangor. There is no information on the nature of its business and its financial standing. Sources said the directors are related to Datuk Ahmad Ismail.

Major shareholder, Nadi Senandung is principally controlled by Datuk Ahmad Ismail via a dormant company, Cedar Heights Sdn. Bhd. (267289-U). From the web of ownership structure and list of directors, it has confirmed DAP’s allegation that the PORR project is a classic example of Umno’s crony capitalism. Peninsular Metro-Works Sdn Bhd, would be given not just the profitable toll collection for 30-years, but also properties belonging to Penangites amounting to 31 hectares of prime Penang State land (why?). It would also gained 202 hectares of reclaimed land off Gurney Drive. The value of the total package? It’s approximately RM5 billion, not just the RM2 billion we’ve been led to believe.

Nadi group's power structure: Dato Haji Ahmad Bin Ismail > Goh & Foo >> Loo or Chua. If the PORR concession is awarded to PMWSB, Nadi which controls 54.5% of PMWSB will effectively control the Board and the PORR project. But Cedar's Board will make the decisions, because Cedar controls 85% of Nadi. Cedar, in turn, is controlled by Dato Haji Ahmad Bin Ismail (30%), City (29.3%), and Nagasari (20%). Among these three Cedar shareholders, Dato Haji Ahmad Bin Ismail holds the largest power because, if disagreement arises, he only has to forge an alliance or agreement with either one of City or Nagasari to exceed 50% voting rights (To be precise, In the case of an alliance with Nagasari he will need another two shares).

In contrast, if either of City or Nagasari disagrees with him, each will need two other alliances, including one major shareholder, to reach 50% voting rights. Between the last two, City is far more powerful than Nagasari, because of its 29.3% vs Nagasari's 20%, but also because the latter's shareholders are split into two equal-weight of 47.5% (Loo and Chua), while City is owned by Goh and Foo of the same address, which is assumed to mean close relations or associates who would be expected to vote together. City's two major shareholders are also directors at Cedar.

It doesn't matter that the total attributable stake to Dato Haji Ahmad Bin Ismail (13.9%) is smaller than to Goh Choon Aun and Foo Quin Yar (together 21.2%), or Setegap's 25.5%, or KPHSB's 20%. Simply because Cedar will dominate the Board of Nadi, which will dominate the Board of PMWSB, those who dominate Cedar will hold sway.

The State and Federal civil servants will have to answer the questions: How do you expect 20%-shareholder KPHSB to play a more useful role in the financially much more demanding PORR project and Peninsular Metro-Works Sdn Bhd, considering KPHSB's apparent inability to contribute to Jelutong Expressway? And if there is a high risk that Peninsular Metro-Works Sdn Bhd will not be adequately supported by its financially weak shareholders, why should PMWSB be awarded the PORR concession, particularly without an open, competitive bidding process?

That's the reason why PM Badawi, Najib and the rest of the BN/Umno leadership are just giving Ahmad Ismail a slap on the wrist over this seditious remark. Don't be surprised if Liow Tiong Lai, Ong Ka Ting, Ong Ka Chuan Ng Yen Yen, Chor Chee Heung, Koh Tsu Koon, Chia Kwang Chye et al will come and say to the Chinese community to accept Najib's and Umno's apology while heaping praises on the Umno leadership for their 'courage' in apologizing.
Posted by MarGeeMar

Saya... said...


Rats and snakes are such lovely creatures! They play an important role in maintaining our biodiversity...and they have their own beauty...rats are cute tau!

Janganlah samakan the evil and the corrupt in the BN with these lovely creatures....

Anonymous said...

On today being this day of monday, find once reading after funny mind thoughts for this day. Happy was this man who's name surely was me, born daughter of him and her, that I am not a boy but a grown woman and happy thinks this boy.
And surely to all that would read the glory day of NST printing word on page newspaper, for after learn of the english language make pleasant nice to printing of word on paper, then can other people of birth thus read and be glorious in NST joy quality. Glory to all and the happy time for taking a woman and the son of datuk tan sri and rajah muda auspicious day pleasing. The bestest high esteeming of fine and royal education system Malaysian is good, and writing good things about education person who educated and educated as part of education system is also good, in fact educates many who read sense of NST printed on paper quality words, using black ink and typing with finger.

Happy makes and full joy of this woman congratulation, and I say he have happy time teaching many more of people Malaysia style happy English and mass media is intelligent.

Well at least it proves NST is equal opportunities employer. Care in the community and all that

Anonymous said...


Pardon me but what is the "Wharf"?

Never heard of this place... can you explain where it is please?


zorro said...

cute altraman boy: Wharf is short for Fisherman's Wharf in Taman Desa and not San Francisco. It is a watering hole as in public place as in pub where men and women alchemist turn beer, whisky, cognac, wine and single malts into piss at certain intervals. Fun place too where the Barisan Rakyat Bloggers congregate and commune spiritually.

DelCapo: thanks for your company at the launch.

Yoda....mischievously cruel, you.


Tehsin....adorable creatures....but not this bag of rats from the BN.Never meant to hurt the sensibilities of rat and snake lovers.

Lao Cha....I hope Beng and Lian do not tie the knot. We will certainly miss their e-meowing.

Anonymous said...

Taiwan Pineapple:

Hi Zorro, my comments is out of the topic.

I would like to comment on the 41 MPs going to do 'study trip on agriculture'.

The reason they are in Taiwan is to visit those PAPAYA farms there. They will be brought there on arrival by their Taiwan contacts there.

Hope you could post those posters that you usually do on this theme. Then bloggers and readers will get the true picture !

Cheers !

artic turban said...

bernard here is another, concerning the post better coming from me, than you on another point but a little bit on the funny side check it out, and to that ahmad moron a la biadap from penang, meet ahmad you cousin looks and behaves very simmillar to you,


Anonymous said...

looks like biadap wants to start something, typical of sinking rats, haven't they heard of the un Courts of justice.
read this
Monday, September 8, 2008
Don't be like American Jews, Chinese told - Malaysiakini Sep 8,2008
Penang Umno leader Ahmad Ismail, the man at the centre of the ‘racial slur' controversy, warned Chinese Malaysians not to mimic American Jews who not only seek to control the country's economy but also its political power.

In an explosive 50-minute press conference, Ahmad who claimed time and again that he was not a racist, vowed that he would
not apologise for his remarks which sparked the controversy."While it is not difficult to say sorry - for the sake of my Malay dignity, I resolve not to apologise no matter what others may say. I am willing to take the risk (for not doing so)," he said in a 14-page statement.

The press conference, which was held at the Penang Umno headquarters this afternoon, ended with shouts of ‘Hidup Melayu' from about 50 local party leaders who were there. Soon after the event, former Penang Umno committee member Zainol Abidin Hashim, with the help from his colleagues pulled down the photo of Gerakan acting president Dr Koh Tsu Koon which adorned one of the walls in the party headquarters.Koh's picture frame, which sat next to the photos of the Penang governor and his wife, was subsequently smashed. As the glass broke into pieces, Zainol removed Koh's photo from the frame and tore it into half.Koh, who is former Penang chief minister, has been trading barbs with Ahmad, the Bukit Bendera Umno division chief, over the issue.

Earlier, Ahmad told the minority Chinese not to go overboard in hurting the feelings of the Malays and Muslims."I want them to know, I want them to take this as a warning from the Malays. Malays and Muslims have been provoked many times. We have been patient because we want to maintain stability in the country," he said."Remember! The patience of Malays and Muslims has its limits. Do not push us to the wall, where we will be forced to reject the Chinese for the sake of our survival. "If what I say sounds too strong for BN, take this as a warning from the Malays and Muslims as this has nothing to do with Umno. Do not pressure Umno leaders until they are caught in a dilemma."

He then sounded a dire warning to Koh and Gerakan."I want Koh Tsu Koon and Gerakan to take responsibility for whatever untoward incidents that could happen in this country of ours." Ahmad also called upon BN leaders to "kick Gerakan out" from the ruling coalition.

The Bukit Bendera Umno chief said that he was asked by Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to hold "another press conference".Ahmad previously held a press conference last Friday in which he reiterated that he would not apologise for his remarks. Abdullah, who had earlier told the powerful local Umno leader to do so, was silent on the issue the next day when he met with Penang Umno leaders, including Ahmad. Ahmad, who was backed by all 13 Umno divisions in Penang - Abdullah's home state - thanked the prime minister for his "understanding".The controversy erupted after Ahmad had allegedly said that the "Chinese were immigrants squatting in this country" at a ceramah during the recent Permatang Pauh by-election campaign.The speech caused Ahmad to come under heavy fire from Chinese-based political parties, particularly from Umno's allies MCA and Gerakan over the past two weeks. A spate of police reports were also lodged against the Umno division leader.
Ahmad nevertheless argued that his remark was taken out of context by Chinese-language Sin Chew Daily as he was referring to historical events.

At the press conference, Ahmad also urged the different states to hold a gathering of the whole ummah (Muslim community).
"Let us not let it go to waste as the flames of anger among Malays and Muslims has reached new heights. Let us take embrace this anger and come together as Malays and Muslims throughout the land so that we can turn the voices of the Malays into one that will unite all Malays and Muslims into one single movement."

In an immediate reaction, both Abdullah and Deputy Prime Minister Najib Razak are expected to meet Ahmad tomorrow. It is believed that action could be taken against the Umno leader.
Posted by Justin Santiago at 11:03 PM

Pat said...

Hi Zorro,

Thanks for visiting my English Cottage, and the link. I only just saw it, cos I have been mia for a bit.


Anonymous said...

biadab...kurang ajar...ill bred...
( no..NO...words tak cukup ), pls paint a picture for this mountain
uncivilised RAT !!

Anonymous said...

aiyah, you old fellows out of date lah ! now we are learning INGGERIS
& not ENGLISH ! this is malaysia man, bukan england lah!since 1980s
ah, kami learn 'comunication ingeris', tau ? melayu COMMUNICATION INGERIS bukan english of GB, ENGLAND , tau !!