Friday, March 30, 2007

A Bangsa Malaysian he is.


I HAVE TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU.

BEN a commentor on my blog posted this true-to-life Malaysian happening.
Definitely! There is still hope for us.

I went to Puduraya bus stand and witnessed the saddest and happiest thing. As crowded as the bus station was, nobody helped a toddler rolling on the floor in frustration as his mum watch helplessly clutching to their bags of belongings.

It went on for 10 mins with bursts of crying punctuated with silent exhaustion. It was hot, humid and polluted; not just the bus exhaust fumes but also cigarette smoke. The bus to Mersing was late by 2 hours with no updates from the counter.

Suddenly an Indian man picked the Malay boy up for a minute and then left as he continued to cry. He continued rolling on the floor. Then a Chinese man went to pick the little Malay boy up and coax him to stop crying and calm him down. The mother felt relief and very tired at the same time.

It so good to see the smile back on the toddler's face and the mother followed suit. He went to enquire about the delayed bus and pat the boy like his own.

When the bus arrived 40 mins later he took them down the steep stairs carefully, one hand carrying the toddler, another holding the railing. He waved goodbye as they boarded the bus as if sending off his own family. No recognition or thanks required.

This is the Malaysia I remember and love. May God in His grace and mercy, revive our land amidst all that has gone wrong.

Better is a little with righteousness than great revenues without right.

March 30, 2007 3:11 AM


BREAKING NEWS.



At 1.25pm I received a text message that read: R Shubashini was granted an injunction by the Court of Appeal to stop her estranged husband from proceeding with his Syariah Court actions.

Zorro expresses profound gratitude for this piece of information. There is still hope?

GOOFERS OF THE WEEK AWARD



We create a precedent that cannot be avoided this week. Without any scruples the panel awarded this coveted title to the two Court of Appeals Justices. They are so well known that it would be an insult to do a roll-call in print. Suffice to say that because they could not make a decision from the heart, they hijacked the Constitution by dismissing Madame Subashini's appeal. However, in their magnanimity they threw her a crumb from their lofty judgment stools. "You can now seek recourse from the Syariah court." Such generosity and dispensed free!

Datuk Bernard Dompok was chivalrous enough to volunteer: "Some judges had allowed their personal sentiments to cloud their judgment." Star Deputy News Editor sharply reminded us that there are black sheep amongst us, but those who inhabit lefty heights are called mountain goats.

Rogues' Gallery of the Dumb Revisited.

NOT DUMB NOW.

Datuk Bernard Dompok is promoted to the above categroy. He said (Star 29Mar) that it is UNREASONABLE for non-muslims to submit to the Syariah Court. He chastised Justice Suryadi and Justice Hassan Lah for setting a worrying trend: "unwillingness to take up disputable case like Ms. Subashini's appeal." We used to call this, "passing the buck". To a layman like me I call this action of our two Justices utterly abhorrent, unprofessional and dastardly irresponsibe.
STILL DUMB.
Datuk Ong Kah Ting the MCA President said that M CA had been voicing this concern for the non-Muslim at internal meetings. Why internal meetings on such a grave matter? I dont buy this. He remains in the above category together with the other Chinese Cabinet members.
ALSO STILL DUMB.
I still can't figure him since he started feuding with Kaveas. Is the Gerakan taikoh on early retirement? Maybe the PPP head-prefect can throw some light on this.


STILL THE MOST DUMB.
This champion of the Indians has not even uttered a word in the English press. Did he make a statement in the Indian press? No? Somebody please.







Tuesday, March 27, 2007

WHICH CONSTITUTION DID YOU PLEDGE TO UPHOLD?






GALLERY OF ???????(YOU CHOOSE THE NOUN!!!!)

The Federal Constitution is the supreme law of the country [Article 4 (1)], all other laws and powers conferred by law must be constitutionally consistent.

The Court of Appeal consisting of 2 Muslim Judges and 1 Hindu Judge (the lone dissenter) ruled against R. Subashini. In this travesty, the Hindu woman was told by the Court of Appeal that she had to seek recourse through the Syriah Appeal Court to stop her estranged and Muslim-convert husband from dissolving their marriage in the syriah court, and converting their children to Islam without her permission.

This bunch of you took the sacred oath to defend the constitution and none of you have come to the defence of this lady. Speak up against the Judges....this has not been OSAed....it is your duty to speak up in defence of the constitution. Until one of you can make a statement you are a PATHETIC LOT.... A ROGUE'S GALLERY OF THE DUMB.

whisper: Shame on you.....Datuk Zaid Ibrahim MP for Kota Baru.......spoke in her defence.....even took the Judges to task.....HIDUP DATUK ZAID IBRAHIM.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Little Aisya Needs Us



BLOGGERS UNITED
LETS DO SOMETHING FOR THIS LITTLE MALAYSIAN.
Go to Pi Bani of Pi's TWIST and Daphne Ling of Aphasia-Dysphasia for more.

PEOPLE DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU KNOW UNTIL THEY KNOW HOW MUCH YOU CARE.

I AM NOT ANTI-GOVERNMENT! Part 1.


(Illustration courtesy of Mob's Crib)

Part 1: Corruption.

I am not anti-government. I am ANTI some contemptible people placed there by the government.

I especially abhor the Menteri Besars who until today have don't done much to rein in recalcitrants who break the laws of the country to build a mansion, import logs overtly or run a factory without licence! When you do nothing, you condone corruption. When you do this you invariably become impotent and sterile. Have these and other corrupt politicians got their MBs by the you-know-what? It is no more you scratch my back I scratch yours. Our untouchable politicians grab those things down there. They have progressed into more effective bargaining strategies. Goes something like this: You push me I will reveal. Stark-dark treaties. Are there these pacts? Menteri Besars, if you got nothing to hide, make sure these miscreants do not stand for the next General Elections. The PM recently said that all candidates are thoroughly screened. Maybe Pak Lah should do what the US does...confirmation hearings and live on TV. That way we know who the candidates are. Meanwhile we wait with bated breaths.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

GOOFER OF THE WEEK AWARD



She is reputed to be the only lady minister with a phalanx of PR consultants to answer odd, unreasonable, dodgy, naughty, insidious, non-sports, non-marital barbs from sports writers. If her machais are stumped, a rehearsed signal will have you deprived of the mike during a press conference and Mama Sports take over with the normal good slicing advice: "If you are not happy with what we are doing, then you should be a politician and stand for elections." So, was that why you became a politician, because you were not happy with what the Government was doing? Says a lot about you, huh?

Of course, I for one am not happy with you. I thought you opened the window to let in some fresh air but it shut by itself when you that sold that idea (which sucks) of having the DPM chair a Cabinet
Committee for Sports. They used to say that a donkey evolved when many committees were appointed to design a horse! You don't seem to have much control over your PR boys (any girls? should have if there are none....PR girls are more analytical....PR men tends to get giddy spinning.) Our Under 16 kids training with Arsenal (which will never happen, unless we pay Arsenal a few hundred million pounds and then we can spin that Arsenal has picked our boys to train with them)...acclimatisation centre ....what disrespect to our former PM Tun Razak, turning an internationally accredited research centre to house sportsmen and as ho(s)tel for Ministry of Sports officials or politicians look for free board and lodging in London. I was given a chance to look into the future and that was what I saw.

Of course I am angry. World Champion Karamjit not recognised by the Minister and her Ministry. Imagine what Karamjit can do if money spent on a core sport like football is directed his way. Citizen Nades, as usual, was spot on.

Of course I am angry.....Youth Nations Cup. The teams (to be invited, and dont be surprised if they reject the invitation) named were impressive. Is this just a good dream. Allocate the money to promote an idea; when it goes spoof, so will the money...spooooooof into (?). No worries, its people money, and Malaysians are very forgiving.

I too am not happy with what you are doing. I want to be a politician. Will you sponsor me? But I want to choose the party? Catch.....its 22.

Monday, March 19, 2007

BLOGGERS UNITED IS TWO MONTHS YOUNG.

UNITED FOR A BETTER MALAYSIA FOR BANGSA MALAYSIA.

YES, TELL US SOMETHING NEW!




TO PUAN SHARIZAT AND ALL STATE WELFARE DEPARTMENT CHIEFS.

This posting is in support of 3540 Jalan Sudin who called on Johor exco in charge of social development,Dr. Robiah Kosai to give us a more creative excuse than the normal, not enough funds, not enough manpower, we lost some documents......Have a heart, for goodness sake. A good welfare organisation will go seek out the poor and dispense help. Dont play God and expect the poor to come to you....unless you get a big thrill just to hear a mother pleading for just a little bit extra for the 4 kids clinging on to her . Have you gone hungry, have you missed a meal because you have no means to get a meal, have you seen children crying because they are hungry, not angry. Have you slept in a make-shift shelter during a stormy night? Have you seen children fighting with dogs to get some scrap at the dump site? Have you walked many miles to get a sack of rice, a bag of salt or a bag of sugar and carry the whole load back to your waiting children. The poor don't need your sympathy, just your empathy. Clean up all the make-up, roll up your sleeves and get to work. There is a lot of work to be done for our poor.....and you are being paid to help the poor. Do I hear you whimper NO?

Sunday, March 18, 2007

What about that seditious bit Addy?


BAND OF LIARS?


Zorro and this Band of Liars (l-r Kak Teh of Choc-a-Blog (UK) MarinaM of Rantings, Maria the Sniper, and Noraina of Jalan Sudin) are still not satisfied with what you said at the Press Conference. We are smart enough to know that you always try to disarm with your smile and stilted humor, but we are not impressed. Your body-language throughout revealed that you wanted to apologise but cannot muster enough manliness to admit that you lied. In one sweep you absolved yourself by saying that it was Nila who is a liar. Confront her, get into her blog and say what you said. You of all person did not portray the world famous Malaysian Hospitality? Did she want to take pictures of our Mint, our Arsenal, Kamunting, Sg. Rengam, our Refugee Pound. Thankfully only the Star did a piece on your shaninigans. You think that by patronising Rocky, you will go scot-free. Now the big question we want answered. You may love all women, but Malays killing Chinese, Chinese killing Malays and Indians killing all the rest....will this rampant killing include women?
Get Silent Sharizat to help you over this brain-teaser. Meantime we will enjoy our mee-rebus.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

A Letter from the Rectum.


Rehman (excuse me no niceties for you and I definitely do not want to tarnish your dad's name by affixing it after yours....your dad was one of those fast-vanishing elite called the "Malay Gentlemen") Somebody emailed me this photo and said it would be appropriate for my blog on you...thank you somebody.)

My, you have really changed since the time I met you in your Mum's place in Section 14 and you boasted to your maternal Aunt (formerly Sr. Helen) that you were aiming to win the Booker Prize. Before I sat down to write this post, I consulted my doctor friend, remember Dr. Dickiam s/o Prickasamy? I asked him how is it possible that after a man stops growing, his cranium box (for those of us who are not used to verbosity, we know this as the skull) is growing upwards. "Zorro, zorro you dont need me to give you a medical opinion on this. What happens when you put a baloon pump to the hole and start pumping........grows upwards yeah?" Trouble is we dont see this simple logic.

Take it from this old fart Rehman: "Your fart seems to have more substance than what you write." See Rehman , straight from the rectum (for those of you who are used to pomposity, we sometimes refer this part of the extremity, as wind-ward passage....thus the expression from Willie Shakespeare...."all sound and fury signifying nothing".

You see Rehman, I taught English in school and I tell my kids, write to express and not to impress. What has happened to you over the years of job-rotation or is it job-hopping? (I like to be gentle to you)....in all these years you are still trying to impress. You remind me of this guy when told to describe what his father does, replies: My father is a monomaniacal nimrod with piscatorial propensities. Why cant he just say his father is a fisherman. And you go around telling people that you need to visit your tonsorial artist, when you visit the cheapest barber (if you do, that is when NST pays you for this rectum piece).

Rehman, when last I checked 78 bloggers posted in Rocky's blog All about you man. But none, not one, had anything good to say about you. What have you turned into???On the otherhand, like the numb-skull dimwit Adnan of borrowed royal lineage you will say "all lies" Aljazeera cant stand you and now you have either turned bounty-hunter or are you still hogging yourself as a mendicant journalist. Has the potential Booker Prize winner turned itinerant write-now-pay-latter hack (as in horse for ordinary riding or person hired to do dull routine work). Jeeezes fucking Chrest, you have sunk that low. I am fiendishly ashamed of you. God gave you a gift,and your dear Dad and Mum nurtured that gift in you and now you have bastardized this talent. Forget the Bookers Prize, go become a born-again writer and write from the heart....let your ink be the blood of the true-blue journalist your dear mum and dad wanted you to be. There is still hope, if you stop writing from the anal orifice. I will ask my prayer warriors to pray for you. Peace to all men of goodwil and Piss to men who write evil. Veritas nos liberabit. (The truth will set you free.)

Monday, March 12, 2007

Am I Tired of Zagging Him?


No I have the stamina. I might stop if he comes out of the closet to apologise. I know I have been rough on this dummy, but I will do it more subtly....all thanks to FreeLunch2020 who tagged me with a different meme. I have to tell 5 jokes, name 4 people I like, 4 animals I associate myself with and then tag 5 others. Here goes:

5 Jokes, can only manage one but in 5 Acts.

Act 1: TA (the minister with VMY2007 portfolio) holding his family jewels....aka crotch) visits Dr. Dickiam s/o Prickusamy, phallic specialist.

Act 2: DDP: What can I do for you Addy, sorry Tengku

Act 3: TA (still holding on to you-know-what): Promise me that if I show you, you will not laugh.

Act4: TA lets down his pants and DDP laughs hysterically but after 10 minutes checks himself and
aplogises: "I cant help it....I have never seen it so minute....anyway what's wrong Tengku?

Act5: TA: Its swollen.

Next. 4 People I want to add-mire to.

1. Adnam Mansor before he attained the age of reason
2. Adnan bin Mansor, the dutiful son distributing Shellane Gas for his bapak
3. Adnan before he called himself royal
4. Adnan de Man/sore with women bloggers and instantly got cheap publicity.

4 Animals I associate myself with: Only one actually, but anyway....
a. A pig's orgasm last 30 minutes. Lucky pig (somewhere here). In my next life I want to be a pig.
b. Lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still wanna be a pig. Quality over quantity)
c. An ostritch eyes is bigger than its brain (I know a Minister like that)
d. An elephant is the only animal that cannot jump (that's why I wanna be a pig, please, please)

I tag: desiderata, standupphilosopher,Kata Tak Nak, Lame Basket & Mob1900.

OK FreeLunch, do the needful...alert them to this.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Ad-none & Sharizat - conspicuously inconspicuous silence of the goats.


56 BLOGGERS MADE POSTINGS IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS AND NOT EVEN A SQUEAK FROM THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA.
SHARIZAT, GET OUT OF BED. ITS SUNDAY AFTERNOON AND ARE YOU FORGETTING YOUR ROLE TO CHAMPION THE WOMEN'S CAUSE....NOW THAT YOUR CLOSET....OPS...CABINET COLLEAGUE HAS INSULTED WOMEN BLOGGERS. YOU NEED TO CHECK HIS FORKED TONGUE.....UNLESS...

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Malaysia Bodoh


THIS IS THE POSITION OUR DIMWIT MINISTER OF TOURISM, THE RIGHT HONORABLE TENGKU ADNAN, IS DETERMINED TO TAKE. WHAT TYPE OF TOURISTS IS HE "BANGING" ON.

VISIT MALAYSIA YEAR 2007 IS REALLY FUGGED!!!!!

Another look at the Dimwit Boozo


Much as I hate to smear this blog with a picture of this nut, I have no choice. Let it be a reminder that we have in our midst, elected low-life entrusted to (of all things) promote our country. God help Malaysia. No wonder we get insulted by tags like Malaysia Bodoh. Attached is Susan Loone's contribution:

UPDATED: (Read inside: he calls us liars, cheat and a threat to national unity)

Dear Mr. Adnan;

Your latest comment on Chinese daily Sin Chew is highly demeaning, for a someone who holds the post of Tourism Minister.

Your accusation that we, women bloggers are liars, cannot come at a more inappropriate time like this. The day you said this was International Women's Day. And if you don't know what this day means to women all over the world, kindly look up this website.

Your second accusation - that we don't like national unity - is not only slanderous but defamatory - because it is short of saying that we are a threat to national security. It is short of saying that we are liable for treason.

As tourism minister, do you realise how many women bloggers actually blog about their travel overseas? Nila Tanzil is a case in point. And if you live up to your image of being a blogger + woman hater, I don't see why women should blog nice things about you.

One liar (or two) doesnt make all of us liars. Your generalisation has gone a bit too far. You are NOT fit to be Tourism Minister with this attitude. You are bias, rude, patronising and stupid.

But going by your analogy - of one makes all - I don't blame foreigners for thinking that all of us are stupid or Malaysia bodoh.

You have set a bad example and I am not surprise if Malaysia fails in its Visit Malaysia 2007 project. With a Tourism Minister of your stature, it is sure to be a disaster.

Not all blogs are political. Millions, thousands are about life, food and travel. It is best you and your ministry court this group of human beings than declaring war with all and sundry.

You have no idea how powerful women are. They dont say 'the hands that rock the cradle, rock the world' for nothing. They also dont say "syurga di bawah tapak kaki ibu' (heaven beneath your mother's feet) for fun.

It's just that some of us think you are too trivial or a dimwit to take notice of. But when we do make up our minds; you will have a hard time.

But do get this into your head. Women these days are different. We don't merely sit around looking pretty. We work, take care of the family, write, blog, ask questions, analyse, create, invent, and a million other things. But there's one thing we won't do. We will not take this crap from you.

You talk about Malaysia coming a long way to achieve its 50 years independence.

We, too, have come a long way (it's the 97th IWD this year), to know that the likes of you have no place in the kind of Malaysia we have envisioned for ourselves.

Another FOOT & MOUTH Disease Carrier.


Here goes....the Parade begins.....the Parade of Clowns....I cannot say Malaysian-Style....most Malaysians dont say stupid things......so it must be UMNO-style in particular and BN-style in general. How in heaven, did this country spawn this breed of vipers and jipppers,he is the country's Minister of Tourism, and this is Visit Malaysia Year. Mr.Minister, where you from and if you didnt go to school, I am sure your parents did try their best to instil you with some good values, like respect for women. You think your mother, wife(s), daughter(s) are proud to stand beside you when you spew such oral diarrhoea?

Below is Elizabeth Wong's posting:

This is not a joke.

Malaysian Minister for Tourism, Tengku Adnan was reported by Sin Chew (9 March 07, Early Evening edition pp 5) to have said the following

(non-authoritative translation from Chinese to English, please feel free to improve/correct this, Mr J and Mr Tuna.):-

    tengkuadnanblooper.jpg“Bloggers are liars. They use all sort of ways to cheat others. From what I know, out of 10,000 unemployed bloggers, 8,000 are women.

    “Bloggers like to spread rumours, they don’t like national unity. Today our country has achievements because we are tolerant and compromising. Otherwise we will have civil war.

    “Malays will kill Chinese, Chinese will kill Malays, Indians will kill everybody else.”

    He asked people not to believe bloggers and gamble away Malaysia’s future because 50 years of Merdeka (Independence) takes a lot to achieve it.

    “We have to show to the people our positive attitude. If the world learns from us, there will peace and no civil war.

He said this in reaction to an Indonesian blogger/tv journalist, Nila Tanzil, who didn’t have many nice things to write about Malaysian bureaucracy while she was here shooting a travel show. But at least she was polite about in her blog. Her colleague was more honest.

Mr Minister. Did you realise Thursday was a quasi-sacred day for feminists and women’s rights activists? A most inappropriate time to be going around calling women liars, anti-national unity etc. etc.

And to be going after Nila when her partner was killed in the Yogya Garuda tragedy only yesterday? Don’t you even have a heart? Weren’t you taught manners and etiquette in school or at home?

Oh. I forgot. Umno (cut to scene:- unsheathe keris, wave in the air).


Friday, March 9, 2007

Work WITH Him?

Of course I want to work WITH him. He has been duly elected as our Premier. That is every Malaysian's wish. It is not difficult to work WITH him. He has been perceived by all as a mild-mannered, peace-loving and clean man.

We have helped him by bringing out in the open the corrupt ones....BIG ones at that. We have helped expose the rot in his government. We have dug up many other things, not to discredit him but to help him.

I personally like that man but something has changed and it perplexes, intrigues and confounds me. I might get an answer at the end of this post. Work WITH him? Will HE want US to Work WITH Him? He may want but not his UMNO reform boys.

UMNO.reform website says Bloggers United is a danger to Pak Lah and that we are anti-Pak Lah!!!!


COME ON UMNOPUTRAs, WORK WITH PAK LAH....EXPOSE ALL THE CAMPS INSIDE UMNO THAT HAVE BEGUN THEIR ANTI-PAK LAH CONSPIRACIES. DON'T DRAW US INTO YOUR PARACHUTING AND REMPIT- LOVING LOOP. WE WANT TO WORK WITH OUR PRIME MINISTER.

I've got it. I know what's wrong. Fact is nothing is wrong with our PM. It is just that he has awaken but he has not got out of bed. No? Pak Lah, just shout for us and we'll be there....but you got to come to the window.






Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Today I Dedicate This Posting to Audra,Tony & The Kids.

An Open Letter to Mr. Idris Jalal

Dear
Sir,

I am happy that you have managed to steer MAS into better times. It was a gargantuan task but you have proved your mettle. I have to say that I am proud of you. I definitely am not taking a patronising stand, should it be construed as such.

However, the purpose of this letter is to seek your indulgence to look at a matter that relates to this special day.
I have full confidence that if you have accomplished so much in such short a time you will be able to help Audra put back her live and the lives of her immediate family into some semblance of normalcy.

Audra Atkinson was an employee of MAS for 14 years. Her last designation, before termination in2003, for carrying a third child, was Chief Air Stewardess. Her records, I gather are impeccable. I make this appeal to you for the following reasons:

1. As a Christian, I appeal to you to take another look at her case. As a Catholic, Audra is bound by many religious restrictions, chief amongst which are the use of contraceptive pills and abortion.The Catholic Church has recommended to its faithful, the Rhythm Method, a birth-control method. However, because of the complex procedures, there has been cases where this safe method has resulted otherwise. You can imagine the dilemma she was in when she discovered that she had conceived and I am sure you can empathize with her in that state of mind. Abort or lose her job. MAS did not offer her any other choice. She chose God's law over a flawed Collective Agreement that has contravened a basic right of an individual. Was she wrong to get pregnant? She lost her job but she now has the beautiful Allyson Jade Yew.

2. Sir, as a former IR practitioner you are aware that a Collective Agreement besides spelling out polices and benefits is essentially a dollars and cents affair. As an IR man with a conscience you will agree that this "stop at two" ruling is not only not humane but unconstitutional. As a husband you would not want your spouse to be in such a bind that Audra was in. You were not involved in that CA process, but in your current position, you can make a difference.

3. Your illustrious rise to where you are is prove of your management style. In seminars, I always tell senior managers that their worth is their ability to keep turnover low and their ability to keep talented associates. I tell them that work environment and policies be conducive so that people bring their hearts to work and not leave them in the car park. I tell them that the culture of the company should be such that people WANT to come to work. I know that you are steering MAS in that direction. One of your senior employees told me that you have brought a breath of fresh air into MAS, but in the same breath, he said that he was waiting to spit on the grave of the former owner.

4. You have made giant steps to improve operations. The next task I know you will embark on is the nurturing of your human capital. I have travelled extensively and have alwas chosen MAS. Patriotism has never been the criteria, but excellent service is.

5. I have made two postings on my blog (http://zorro-zorro-unmasked.blogspot.com). The intention was to get a sense of what people thought of MAS. Some still have faith in MAS, others are angry over how employees are treated. Others are incensed and thinks that the Union has sold-out. It was Masaaki Imai, the Kaizen guru who urged management to listen to the complaints of customers and using their complaints to improve on products and services. With you at the helm, I am convinced that your concerted efforts will be directed at best-in-class management practices for MAS.

Sir, in this International Women's Day, I appeal to you, now that you know, to take a personal interest in Audra Atkinson-Yew's case.

I thank you.
(bernard khoo: ktswee@hotmail.com)



GOOFER OF THE WEEK AWARD

Weekending Wednesday there was a plethora of candidates: ACA chief and two Deputy Ministers of Internal Security and Science & Technology. It was big guns week. And the award goes to the DM, Science & Technology Datuk Kong Cho Ha.

In December 2006 he said: "We need to have stricter cyberlaws to prevent the bloggers from disseminating disharmony, chaos, seditious materials and lies" He forgot rumours, defamation etc. Very panjang directives. I cannot help but add....and such a keen sense of premonition. In those olden days they use to call it prophecy because the modern science of extra-sensory perception (ESP) did not evolve yet. He should have kept his thoughts to himself knowing that bloggers are able to read minds too.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Countdown to International Women's Day:8March



WALK WITH AUDRA ATKINSON-YEW: Part II



Audra Atkinson MAS Chief Stewardess sacrificed a career so that she could have her third child. As such MAS terminated her because she was seen to have contravened a man-made law. She chose God's law instead and was gifted with precious Allyson Jade (centre).

Egyptian Blogger Karee m Arrested.

EGYPTIAN BLOGGER KAREEM ARRESTED IN EGYPT.
FREE KAREEM
FREE KAREEM
FREE KAREEM
FREE KAREEM
BOYCOTT EVERYTHING EGYPTIAN FOR A START.

What's Your Next Move?


GOOD MOVE, RESIDENTS OF UKAY HEIGHTS.T'WAS A GOOD DAY'S OUTING WITH THE PUBLICITY etc. WHAT'S YOUR NEXT COURSE OF ACTION. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED ALL THE 'WHAT IFs"? IF THE MPAJ AND THE POLITICIANS BEHIND THEM TURN A DEAF EAR I SUGGEST YOU COLLECTIVELY GIVE THE BN THE SILENT TREATMENT. VOTE OPPOSITION TO SEND HOME THE MESSAGE THAT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. WE WANT TO CONTROL OUR OWN LIVES....BECAUSE, YOU THE GOVERNMENT, DON'T CARE. BLOGGERS UNITED AND THE BAND OF BLOGGERS WILL WALK WITH YOU. NO FEAR.

Sunday, March 4, 2007

Countdown to International Women's Day:8March


WHAT DOES MAS STAND FOR?
WHAT DOES MAS STAND FOR?
WHAT DOES MAS STAND FOR?
WHAT DOES MAS STAND FOR?

Saturday, March 3, 2007

God's 3rd Gift To Us

















IT WAS LUCKY THAT PATRINA DID NOT JOIN MALAYSIAN AIRLINE SYSTEMS.

OTHERWISE WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ENJOY THIS OUR THIRD BUNDLE OF JOY CALLED
PATRICK ROSS KHOO-FARQUHARSON.

Friday, March 2, 2007

STILL MANAGING OUR AFFAIRS?

THEY WILL STILL BE AROUND? NOBODY, NOT EVEN THE PRIME MINISTER, NOT EVEN THE RULERS CAN REMOVE THEM FROM OFFICE?
WHAT TYPE OF GOVERNMENT IS THIS THAT CAN CONDONE AND ALLOW THESE PEOPLE TO MANAGE OUR AFFAIRS. THE OPPOSITION? NOT A SQUEAK OR A SQUAWK. PARLIAMENT IS IMPOTENT TO PASS LAWS TO DISQUALIFY THEM. MEANWHILE, THE AG SITS AND WAITS. THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT BOLEH LAND. YOU CAN BRING IN LOGS ILLEGALLY, JUST CLOSE ONE EYE; YOU CAN STEAL LAND FROM THE POOR AND BUILD A MANSION;INCITING RELIGIOUS HATRED IS NOT SEDITIOUS; GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER IS A NEW EXPLOSIVE ART-FORM; WHATEVER THEY DONT WANT US TO KNOW IS CALLED THE OFFICIAL SECRET ACT. IF THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW POWERFUL THEY ARE IT IS CALLED THE INTERNAL SECURITY ACT. ALWAYS SOME ACT. MALAYSIANS TIME IS NOW TO ACT. DONT CARE IF THE MENTERI BESAR AT THE BOTTOM (actually what is so besar about these appointed ones?) DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO A BANGSA MALAYSIA. WE ARE, AREN'T WE? TIME TO TAKE THEM OUT ONE BY ONE....THESE SHAMELESS SOTONGS.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

GOOFER OF THE WEEK AWARD


This week's award was won hands-down by ABU HASSAN DIN AL-HAFIZ, whom the NST chose to give so much coverage to. This is the guy who wants our women to wear chastity belts to prevent unchaste assaults. He goofed because he did not do enough research before he made this proclamation. He goofed again when chastised, he said that he was joking. As this week's winner I award him this prize. It is called the Kali's Teeth Bracelet (v.wikipedia). Named after a hindu goddess, the Kali's Teeth Bracelet is often used as a form of chastity device for MEN. Consisting of a metal ring with blunt spikes on its inside surface, it is locked around the shaft of the flacid penis. Made in size so that it is unable to come off when a man is not not aroused. Should be become partially erect, the spikes will press into the soft tissue, thus causing pain without damage and prevent the man from becoming fully aroused. Top right is picture of the modern Kalimulah...oops Kali's Teeth Bracelet. It is currently retailing at USD350. Expensive, but I keep my word.En.Abu Hassan's prize will be air-lifted by UPS.

Zorro's research centre is working on a device for women, but equipped with a sensor and a guillotine. The sensor reads and allow only familiar visitor. When the reader senses an unfamiliar visitor, it allows entry but the guillotine is triggered thus castrating the visitor. Should the visitor continue to be enterprising he might end up dumb. Abu Hassan, write to me if you are capable!