Thursday, August 20, 2009

WHAT YOU CAN HAVE FOR BREAKFAST TODAY


AT THIS MORNING'S PRESS CONFERENCE, THE FOLLOWING BREAKFAST ENSEMBLE

WILL BE SERVED.

PARTICIPANTS TO THIS WILL BE PROVIDED WITH THE RECEIPE FOR THIS QUARTET-CREATION.

MYSTERY CHEF WILL BE AVAILABLE TO SIGN AUTOGRAPHS









15 comments:

dollahyankee said...

he..he..he..100% correct

Anonymous said...

that was a good start for the day.

I Hv a good laugh..thanks

ipohHUNK

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA--good one Uncle Z !
it's great that you keep your wits about you cos humor is the one trait that can get us thru hell or high waters.

You are doing a fine fine job my man. You not only voice out, you voice out LOUD and you definitely walk the talk.

Stay safe brave one.

shar101 said...

Soooo ... all of them have had to break their eggs to make 'breakfast', eh Z.

And Humpty Dumpty is M.I.A.

lanaibeach said...

The early morning sun
Bursting out into the sky
The glorious shafting rays
The good sign

Albino spins
Prepaid omelette
Promising token goods
Painted red to show effect
Sizzling in your eyes
“Only you sign for me”

And the Albino leaders say
“Don't worry about sunny side up Rohaizat
He can do many with his eggs
Poached eggs his speciality
Go to him let him whipped up his cream'

You wish he goes away
Then comes Hamidi easy over
Claiming his poached eggs tasting good
“Come give it a try
No harm you know
Just give a go”

Then Muhiddy scrambles
Knowing the idiots they are
Belittling the voters intelligence
They will surely cook in simmering fire

Permatang Pasir voters
Frying it in open round woks
Wokking it until Albino crumbles
Only waiting for implosion
Then it is history.............

Anonymous said...

Hello..........I thought you are tired physically, mentally and emotionally.......Good One!! I am completely with you! All the best to your aspiration for democracy and justice!

bslim said...

One more for this breakfast menu:

NAJUB'S 1TON (WAN TAN) NOODLES.

Anonymous said...

Where's my Hishami Roti Canai?
malsia1206

Donplaypuks® said...

"BREAKING NEWS! Yusri Isahak, the former legal partner of Rohazait Othman, has refuted claims that the Permatang Pasir candidate was innocent of any wrongdoings.MORE" Malaysiakini

dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

Donplaypuks® said...

"UPDATED

By Syed Jaymal Zahiid
PERMATANG PASIR, Aug 20 — The controversy surrounding Barisan Nasional candidate Rohaizat Othman’s disbarment took a new twist today when his partner, the one Umno accused of taking their client's money, appeared to deny the allegation.

Yusri Ishak alleged that the money was used by Rohaizat to help his friend-cum-client to finance a land transaction worth RM 130,000 which was to be reimbursed but the Umno politician's friend had failed to do so.

Rohaizat then claimed the land, planning to sell it to remit the funds used to purchase it but to no avail, said Yusri, adding that that was one of the reasons why Rohaizat had failed to repay the co-operative.

He also said some of the co-operative funds had been used to help another of Rohaizat's friends, a director in a housing development company, and also to manage the firm's branch in Ipoh.

The 38-year-old lost an appeal on Aug 12 against being struck off the rolls of the Malaysian Bar after he blamed his partner for the matter which the Bar Council said involved RM161,000 in client's money." MI.

dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

Unknown said...

I prefer mine Najib half boiled.

Starmandala said...

EGGSTRA EGGSTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! DUMNO HAS SUNK UP TO ITS SONGKOK IN THE QUICKSAND OF ITS OWN CORRUPTION!

pinsysu said...

uncle z, can i hv 1/4 of each pls? nid to keep an eye on ma cholestrol ya ... dun mind to pay little more. keep the spirit up till 25 Ogos!

sinkeh said...

I like the scrambled item. The DPM fler's brain is so scrambled! LOL!

Anonymous said...

4 styles of egg preparation paints a million words. The pictures of eggs say it all.

That is the Best yet.