So what's this about the gods being kinder......am home now and was able to get into Malaysia Today at first click. However, I have had feedback that some are still finding it difficult to connect.
For these, I produce, from Mongolia, Mongolia.....the Ballad of Kenny & Rosie.
(A Sequel to Wanted Dead )
Kenny: Gurujee must die.
Rosie: No he cannot die yet…he dies the spell dies.
Kenny: But he knows too much!
Rosie: You too know too much..
Kenny: But you can trust me.
Rosie: Like how Clement trusted you, as his driver?
Kenny: That’s nasty.
Rosie: I can be nastier….get gurujee back here in KL.
Kenny: His swami won’t allow him out of his sight.
Rosie: Do the clement on his swami.
Kenny: You are not serious?
Rosie: You think I do not know about clement. His son, where is he?
Kenny: Why bring up his son?
Rosie: He could be my ally!
Kenny: For what?
Rosie: Stupid dropout you. For insurance of course.
Kenny: You don’t trust me?
Rosie: I don’t trust anybody. Not you. Not anybody.
Kenny: Hard to work with you this way.
Rosie: I am not asking you to work with me. You work for me, you shorty.
Kenny: Gurujee must be smuggled in.
Rosie: You are getting smart now.
Kenny: How dah to smuggle him in?
Rosie: I spoke too soon, bodoh.
Kenny: His swamy is watching him like a hawk.
Rosie: Do a clement on the hawk then. You want to revert back to driving?
Kenny: That is unkind.
Rosie: I am not in the business to be kind, worm.
Kenny: I will think of a way.
Rosie: Since when are you capable of thinking. Do it.
Kenny: Any time-frame?
Rosie: Like yesterday, dungu.
Kenny: You are insulting me.
Rosie: Which you prefer, being insulted or being C4ed?
Kenny: You hate me.
Rosie: You just realized that, dumbo.
Kenny: You look good today.
Rosie: I look good everyday, cock-eye.
Kenny: Now you are being personal.
Rosie: So what? You started this gurugee shit, didn’t you shithead?
Kenny: It was for your own good.
Rosie: So bring him back for your own good, cyclops.
Kenny: Stay cool princess.
Rosie: I am no princess. I am Queen, knave.
Kenny: Queen Rose then.
Rosie: Stop kissing ass, oaf. Get gurugee back here before UMNO assembly.
Kenny: I will try.
Rosie: You don’t try. You do it, turd.
Kenny: When you finish with Gurugee, what then?
Rosie: Then as you say he knows too much, finish him.
Kenny: No I won’t. I want to remain clean.
Rosie: Clean, you dirtbag?
Kenny: I can’t have anymore blood on my hands.
Rosie: What is another one?
Kenny: No more.
Rosie: Then you are finished….you know too much, corpse.
Rosie: Don’t what me. And while you are at it, finish off that driver of yours too.
Kenny: I don’t know where he is.
Rosie: Remember they said: Deny the SD and we produce the proof.
Kenny: They are bluffing;
Rosie: They have the proof, I have the proof, you have the proof. Not fool-
proof anymore, fool.
Kenny: But we cannot deny the SD.
Rosie: So finish off your driver.
Kenny: Another one to finish off?
Rosie: Yes, or you are finished. Past tense.
an MT readers says this:
Hey guys...if we put some shh and dook dook sounds to the above, we can have a new rap hit single, eh what?