Suddenly, every good son of any good mother is on this freedom of speech bullock-cart and pontificating their expertise on this. Dang, in this country, there is no such thing as freedom of speech. You are free to speak (or write) but watch your mouth. You will be Kamunting-ed!...and when that happens you can speak your heart out ....to yourself. So shut the fuck up about this free speech and defending to death my right to say things.
OK I have done ranting for today and consequentially panting. I have taken 23 deep breaths. I am calm now and will now go into an advise somebody gave me just a day ago. This nice chap said that my fart chambers is reactive and not punitive. Hello, what animal is this nice chappy enunciating? I get it, after he bought me an afternoon beer over a Champs-ribeye. What he meant was that it did not change those chamber guests of mine....men and women. He recommended that I should give them counselling after the trauma of the fart chambers. That was a capital idea until I chanced on this:
A lady Canadian liberarian wrote a lot of letters to her government,
complaining about the treatment of a captive insurgents (terrorists)
being held in
She received the following reply:
National Defence Headquarters
M.Gen. George R. Pearkes Bldg,
15 NT, 101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ONK1A 0K2Canada
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern for
the treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by
Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan
Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in
Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions
were heard loud and clear here in
learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are
creating a new department here at the Department of National Defense,
to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or
L.A.R.K. for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have
decided to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care.
Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for
transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in
him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you
personally demanded in your letter of complaint. It will likely be
necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct
weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are
commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in your letter.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your
sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will
help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in
describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand
that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat
and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or
nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these
skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide
variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you
may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this
might offend him.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except
sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This
is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to
show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new
dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm
sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over
time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture
and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like
you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our
fellow man. You take good care of Ahmed and remember, we'll be
watching. Good luck and God bless you.
I said NO. These guys can continue sucking up and.......at least there will be somebody administering to our in-coming Numero-Uno.
Time to relax like when I was 8 months old.
Truth be told....that was me....relaxed but dazed....and
malt did not come into this lovely land yet.