PARLIAMENT Dewan Rakyat speaker Pandikar Amin Mulia has rejected motions from both BN and Pakatan Rakyat parliamentarians to debate the haze crisis urgently in the lower house.
“The speaker told me that we shouldn’t debate the haze issue in Malaysia because the problem comes from Indonesia,” Teo said during a press conference outside of the Dewan Rakyat today.
DAP’s Kulai MP Teo Nie Ching and MCA's Ayer Hitam MP Wee Ka Siong both had similar motions rejected by the speaker.
Both the motions were raised under Standing
Order 18 (1), which allows for an emergency debate motion if the matter is of
urgency and public importance. HERE
WHAT IF A ROGUE MISSILE FROM INDONESIA LANDS ON THE PALACE GROUND?
NFA because it came from across the Straits?
Over the last 4 years observing this piece of poop I doubt he can understand
the magnitude of the stupidity in his statement.
“There are so many different kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.” With this answer to Teo and Wee, Pandikar thought he was being clever.
People, this Pandikar Amin is not evil. I know something is evil when I smell t. He isn’t evil, just incredibly STUPID! On second thought stupidity is the same as evil if you judge his antics in Parliament. Indeed beauty fades with age, but dumb stupidity is forever. We all have been given a gift at birth; if you have not
sorted it out yet, yours is stupidity for sure!
Over the last 4 years observing this piece of poop has proved that stupidity is not a handicap, more a prerequisite if one is to be an effective BN running mongrel. He is fortunate that our laws do not allow that stupidity be punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of population drop in the BN coalition.
His audacious stand seems to be the sort of stand a madman, on a hilltop in a raging thunderstorm, wearing wet copper armour, gesticulating and shouting defiantly, “all gods are useless!” Was the Penang Menara UMNO accident a gentle warning nudge by the gods?
I am reminded of a recent quote by Sachidanand
Das:
“The stupid cannot know about his stupidity
because he is stupid.”
Over brunch my Wednesday brunch mate Aljunid remarked: “If his brains were a pack of C4 there would not be enough to blow his head off…..maybe just a headache!”
In response Dharma added: “Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids. One more kopi-o kow kow Kit……on Bernard!”
“Humans beings always do the most intelligent thing…after they’ve tried every stupid alternative and none of them has worked,”
said Richard Buckminster Fuller. That about sums up succinctly what the Speaker
IS! Intelligence minus purpose equals stupidity. Could that be the collective
purpose why BN appointed the Speaker?
But alas, you can't fix stupid, can you? In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. It's
the stupid that make all the trouble in the world, not the wicked. Iraq and
Afganistan?
Expect Pandikar to retort: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?”
As such the Poop Chute Award is bestowed on him.
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Hey Zorro, just sit back in your couch, have a good supply of beer and snacks as you (and many of us) will have to go through another 4 years of crap from arseholes in Barisan Nasional.
Let's hope by the next GE, we don't have people like Azmin Ali around. He's the smelliest arsehole in the other side of the political divide. It is him that costs us GE13.
Zorro,
Pandikar Amin is a worthy recipient of the Poop Chute Award.
With his weapons-grade stupidity, he could even be a multiple winner of the award.
People with such mentality will burn dried leaves, rubbish in the morning, when his neighbours are putting out their clothes to dry.
He calls it, 'smoked bacon'.
Umno vice-president Hishammuddin Hussein's infamous keris-waving incident during the Umno Youth meet in 2005 was a tipping point that caused the Chinese support base shift from BN to the opposition, said DAP's Kluang MP Liew Chin Tong.
Speaking during an interview with Malaysiakini last week, Liew said that up until July 2005, there were "very few" middle-class Chinese who were unhappy with BN, mainly because of former prime minister Dr Mahathir Mohamad's Vision 2020 agenda.
umno agm 250309 hishammuddin wield keris 03"There was very little racial talk in the party due to the Vision 2020 framework, which included a place for all races. There was a Bangsa Malaysia approach," he said.
"In the 1980s and 1990s, the Chinese community were satisfied because the government opened up avenues (for them). The concept was that if they can pay, they can get education.
"If you can pay, you can get into a private university, if you can pay, you can get Chinese channels in Astro," he said.
But when Hishammuddin waved and kissed the keris in 2005, Liew said Umno reignited racial sentiments in the country.
"From there on Umno turned right, and it was not a very smart move. No coalition in this country can rule without winning across communities. And if you look at it, Umno is still able to rule because Pakatan (Rakyat) failed to win in Sabah and Sarawak," he added.
He said non-Malay disenchantment with the ruling government has been "increasing by the day" until it culminated in the 2008 general election, where BN was denied its customary two-thirds majority.
BN purposely put him there instead of the other guy nominated by PR.
Stupid is as stupid does!
Zorro
Why that CM wanted to chase out the pasar malam traders from Jonker Walk?
Do you think the new Chairman of Tourism Malaysia Ng Yen Yen can stop it?
EC - with all these bombardments from left, right and centre, I simply dont know how you can withstand all the correct accusations levelled at you all. Pls resign enbloc gracefully and make way for an impartial EC to run the Besut by election. Do you all not feel .......... to stick along to your posts. Monetary value is what you are looking into
and not into the running of the commission properly. What a lousy performance by you all that has tarnished the good name.
Is it another perception issue when our minister's home got burglared?
YB Khairy's home was ransacked by burglars! Could this be a matter of PERCEPTION? Oops, just to borrow a stupid reaction from our EX-HOME MINISTER (who has, since GE13, been upstaged by the new Home Minister who is awaiting trial for assault).............let's hope these retards will also be visited by bold burglars.....then they will understand the rakyat's anger over the lack of security everywhere.......
Malaysia is going on the wrong direction? I dunno wats you guys opinion! good or bad? Making it easy for them huh!
"msia ke arah jadikan dadah bukan bahan jenayah"
http://www.kl-today.com/2013/07/malaysia-ke-arah-jadikan-dadah-bukan-bahan-jenayah/
I propose the following for the Naj1b's National Consultative Council:
Advisor: Mohathir Mohamad
Chairman: Mohd Noor Abdullah
Vice Chairman: Ibrahim Ali
Members: Zulkifli Nordin, Awang Selamat, Ridhuan Tee.
Official Media: Utusan Malaysia and TV3
Keadilan untuk Chee Gaik Yap! Kami menggesa semua Rakyat Malaysia untuk menyahut seruan kami dalam kempen “Laporan Polis Seluruh Negara, Keadilan Untuk Chee Gaik Yap.” Kami menuntut pihak polis untuk menyiasat semula tuduhan rogol terhadap suspek. Anda boleh membuat laporan polis di mana-mana balai polis di Malaysia pada bila-bila masa tanpa sebarang tarikh akhir.
Bagaimana membuat laporan polis
1. Cetak dua salinan Format Laporan Polis di bawah dan serahkan kepada pegawai polis.
2. Polis akan menaip laporan itu ke dalam komputer dan mengambil butiran anda seperti nombor kad pengenalan, alamat dan telefon.
3. Meminta pihak polis untuk mencetak satu salinan laporan polis untuk anda.
4. E-mel salinan laporan polis kepada reportcheegaikyap@gmail.com
Format Laporan Polis:
Pada 26/06/2013 saya telah memperolehi satu laporan akhbar mengenai kes Shahril Jaafar didakwa membunuh Chee Gaik Yap. Menurut laporan tersebut, keputusan kehakiman ada menyatakan air mani Shahril Jaafar dan orang ketiga terdapat di dalam kemaluan Chee Gaik Yap.
Saya hendak Polis Diraja Malaysia
(a) Menyiasat adakah Chee Gaik Yap dirogol oleh suspek Shahril Jaafar.
(b) Menyiasat siapakah orang ketiga di mana air maninya juga dijumpai di dalam kemaluan Chee Gaik Yap.
(c) Menyiasat adakah Chee Gaik Yap diseksa ataupun dicederakan oleh suspek Shahril Jaafar dan sekumpulan orang sampai mati.
(d) Mengambil tindakan yang sewajarnya dengan segera.
Sekian Laporan Saya.
The reaffirmation of the constitutional provision, which banned unilateral conversion by any single parent of minors to Islam, was made by then Minister in the Prime Minister's Department Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz, who said any conversion required the consent of both parents.
However, the new Bill before the Dewan Rakyat requires only one parent's consent.
How can this be?
I don't want Najib to be my Prime Minister and Rosmah to be my First Lady
I don't want corruption
I don't want Mathathir, he should retire completely from politics
I don't want racial discrimination, I want peace, harmony and equality
I don't want debts, stop spending our taxpayers money unnecessarily
I don't want dirty politics, stop the sex videos, sodomy charges
I don't want bias press and radio and TV stations
I don't want toll charges
I don't want scandals
I don't want phantom voters
I don't want violents
Last but not least, I don't want BN, enough is enough!!!
Why RM33.4 million remuneration package for Syabas CEO Rozali Ismail who is 'unethical and irresponsible'.
Funny thing is that if there was a red bean army and if it was operating out the Concorde hotel, it would mean that the Sultan Selangor would be involved because he owns that hotel. Utusan is so dumb!
随着巫统喉舌 Utusan(五毒散)去年8月败诉后，吉隆坡高庭今天裁决，五毒散必须为它在柔州苏丹“WWW1”车牌风波报道中诽谤前霹州大臣尼查的举动，赔偿尼查25万令吉。
五毒散在每个官司里都败诉，除了赔偿又再赔偿，真不明白，赔偿这么多了，这家公司财势还是这么雄厚，看来国阵政府是向这间公司学习管理的，亏本也不会倒!!!
hey umno, nobody and i mean nobody with half a brain will believe that dap has that red bean army thing plus that huge fund...on the other hand everybody knows you umno have a huge slush fund... so quit being so damn stupid.... do not pursue the kugan case... you really upset ordinary ppl like us... instead go catch real criminals and there are so godamn many of them.... do something decent for a change instead of speaking with a forked tongue and being so racist....
Najib hopes that just because change might not bring desired outcome that BN can continue its corrupt practices. We want to stop corruption and we are prepared to take risks, rather than to allow the same bad certainty to perpetuate.
Masalah Jenayah Berleluasa! : Dialog bersama pihak polis dan Ahli Parlimen Gelang Patah
Maklumat lanjut:
http://www.facebook.com/events/375102739257955/
Tarikh: 6 Julai 2013
Masa: 2.00 Petang
Tempat: Tingkat Pertama, Sutera Mall, Skudai, Johor.
1. Name : Mr. Mohammad Najib Bin Abdul Razak Post : Minister of Education Passport No. : D 371981 (M) Bank : American Express Bank Type of Account : Current Account Account No : E-7194-303-45- G Amount : USD 7,500,000.00 Date of opening account : 22/12/95 Withdrawal : USD 2,500,000.00 on 10/01/96 Cheque No. F1742330 Withdrawal : USD 1,000,000.00 on 16/03/96 Cheque No. F1742331 Withdrawal : USD 1,000,000.00 on 01/07/96 Cheque No. F1742332 Withdrawal : USD 500,000.00 on 11/06/97 Cheque No. F1742333
2. Name : Mr. Syed Hamid Bin Syed Albar Post : Minister of Defence Passport No. : D 691245 (M) Bank : Citibank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : J-321-3352-339- G Amount : USD 8,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 14/07/96 Date of Maturity : 14/07/99
3. Name : Mr. Syed Hamid Bin Syed Albar Post : Minister of Defence Passport No. : D 691245 (M) Bank : American Express Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : AC- 4192-443-54- E Amount : USD 5,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 27/11/96 Date of Maturity : 27/11/99
4. Name : Ms. Rafidah Bte Aziz Post : Minister of International Trade And Industry Passport No. : D 391274 (M) Bank : Bank Of Nova Scotia Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : LA- 7211-3647-341 G Amount : USD 5,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 10/06/96 Date of Maturity : 10/06/99
5. Name : Ms. Rafidah Bte Aziz Post : Minister of International Trade And Industry Passport No. : D 391274 (M) Bank : Bank Of China Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 2 years Account No : CL 4223-6162-47 M Amount : USD 2,500,000.00 Date of opening account : 21/09/96 Date of Maturity : 21/09/96
6. Name : Mr. Muhyuddin Bin Yassin Post : Minister of Youth and Sports Passport No. : D 512717 (M) Bank : American Express Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 5 years Account No : AF- 3712-229-33- Y Amount : USD 7,700,000.00 Date of opening account : 15/06/96 Date of Maturity : 15/06/01
7. Name : Mr. Megat Junid Bin Megat Ayob Post : Minister of Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Passport No. : D 299671 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : F-3091-9211- 39 (O) Amount : USD 5,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 19/08/96 Date of Maturity : 19/08/99
8. Name : Mr. Megat Junid Bin Megat Ayob Post : Minister of Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Passport No. : D 299671 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit 3 years Account No : M-5244-6052- 69 (D) Amount : S $ 10,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 07/05/97 Date of Maturity : 07/05/00
9. Name : Mr. Mohammad Bin Rahmat Post : Minister of Information Passport No. : D 423717 (M) Bank : Development Bank of Singapore Type of Account : Fixed Deposit 2 years Account No : C-2965-173-384- F Amount : S $ 5,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 29/11/96 Date of Maturity : 29/11/98
10. Name : Mr. Mohammad Bin Rahmat Post : Minister of Information Passport No. : D 423717 (M) Bank : Development Bank of Singapore Type of Account : Fixed Deposit 2 years Account No : CA-3129-662- 919-G Amount : S $ 2,500,000.00 Date of opening account : 06/03/97 Date of Maturity : 06/03/99
11. Name : Mr. Sabbarudin Bin Chik Post : Minister of Culture, Arts and Tourism Passport No. : D 196432 (M) Bank : Bank of China Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : E-699-3172-982 (B) Amount : USD 8,500,000.00 Date of opening account : 02/09/96 Date of Maturity : 02/09/99
Good photo to share:
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Why no more update from Zorro?
Before Sports Minister Khairy Jamaluddin's house was broken into, Malaysia's crime rate had reduced, and Pemandu's KPI showed improvement in public confidence in the crime situation. Now everything is not okay? How so?
Because BN has swept things under the carpet, and now it gets smelly and is being exposed? That's why they should let the experts carry out their duties. Politicians are supposed to monitor and suggest constructive ideas, not talk bull and waste the rakyat's money.
Selepas 505, apa lagi? Mari jadi Ejen Impian !
Impian Malaysia adalah keinginan untuk mewujudkan sebuah masyarakat majmuk yang anggota-anggotanya bersatu sebagai satu bangsa yang diikat oleh satu kewarganegaraan, melampaui perbezaan suku kaum, agama, budaya dan bahasa.
Perjalanan masih panjang untuk kita menjelmakan Impian Malaysia. Mari kita menjadikan Impian Malaysia satu hakikat dengan mengembalikan hak-hak asasi, seperti keselamatan di jalanan dan tempat awam dan persendirian, kepada semua warga Malaysia tanpa mengira kaum, agama atau daerah.
Jom, jadi Ejen Impian bersama kita di kawasan DUN Johor Jaya!
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Selepas 505, apa lagi? Mari jadi Ejen Impian !
Impian Malaysia adalah keinginan untuk mewujudkan sebuah masyarakat majmuk yang anggota-anggotanya bersatu sebagai satu bangsa yang diikat oleh satu kewarganegaraan, melampaui perbezaan suku kaum, agama, budaya dan bahasa.
Perjalanan masih panjang untuk kita menjelmakan Impian Malaysia. Mari kita menjadikan Impian Malaysia satu hakikat dengan mengembalikan hak-hak asasi, seperti keselamatan di jalanan dan tempat awam dan persendirian, kepada semua warga Malaysia tanpa mengira kaum, agama atau daerah.
Jom, jadi Ejen Impian bersama kita di kawasan DUN Johor Jaya!
Sila hubungi : 016-7726276
If Deputy Finance Minister Ahmad Maslan is disappointed that only 15% of shops in Klang valley are owned by bumiputera. He should instead say that this is a big failure of MARA or NEP?
We the non bumi work very hard to earn our living. Every cents is counts. We have sleepless night. We eat less in order for our children to eat more. We bought the shoplot so that we have a business to run because we know nobody is going to help us. We cried when business was bad and it is time to pay our bank loan. Our children saw what happen to us therfore, every asset is sentimental to them. Don't use unity as a reason to disgrace our hardship. Our children got limited chances to work in GLCs, or enroll in Matriculation schools, or being the 'Pengarah' in public service. You want to talk about unity? Show us that bumi and non-bumi are equal as a citizen of this country!
Many Umno politicians are hypocrites. Publicly, they go before the media saying that the top two positions in Umno should not be contested to prevent the party from being split down the centre.
Privately, it is the reverse. They criticise and ridicule all suggestions for the positions occupied by Datuk Seri Najib Razak and Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin to be exempt from challenge at the party elections in October.
Ahmad Maslan, can you say who owns all the GLCs (government-linked companies) if not the Malays?
Who are actually being given all kinds of help, including money, to get ahead in business? The Chinese and the Indians get nothing. Yet you still cry that the Malay economic pie is below 15 percent.
Perhaps you are stupid enough not to know that they have almost reached 60% share of the economic pie when all public services are privatised to Malays - water, electricity and even waste.
Service providers such as the Syabas CEO earn salaries in the millions. Go talk to them first before bringing up stupid comparisons with the Chinese. Real Malays are being kept poor and fed your kind of bull.
...after warming my numbed fingers caused by freezing nights down under, they are ready for "National Service" once again. What a start for my missile!...do we ready care if an Indo missile landed in the palace compound?....one less blood sucking leeches removed from the Malaysian society. No tears coming from me.
What haze?...this bloke is blinded by UMNO dollars. The only cure for Amin is to shaft my little willy down his blooming asshole!...to inject some sense into this nincompoop mud head.
If Home Minister Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi does not like to see the 1969 Sedition Act abolished, he can always emigrate to another country.
There is a sharp drop in the number of Malaysians who are confident of the government's anti-corruption efforts.
This finding by Transparency International paints a troubling picture for the Najib administration and the latest bout of bad news for the beleagured Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC).
The latest survey showed that police and political parties were perceived to be the two most corrupted institutions.
Police hit the corruption scale at 4.0 while political parties registered 3.8, with 5 being extremely corrupt.
The survey also showed that Malaysians are losing confidence in the government's efforts to fight corruption.
Uncle Zorro,
No news from you made me very worried!
Hope you are OK!
Just dropping to wish you are getting much better and taking ggod care of yourself.
By the way, I follow Nigella Lawson, who is espoused to to Charles, the famous advertising firm of Saatchi & Saatchi. Former PM, MM used them to PR and advised him for many of his `actions' when running the GOM for 22 years especially against DSAI.
Seemed that Charles was caught many times trying to choke Nigella at open cafe and the video went viral.
For that, the couple is splitting. MM did have so much confidence in the duo not too long ago!Wonder how much they cost us?
Comparable to PM Najib's APCO?
Uncle Zorro has been as silent as PM Najib.
This is what we know about Malaysia since Election 2013:
* The country's household debt is dangerously high, and those in Malaysia's lower income bracket are suffocating under a mountain of debt.
* The slowing economy of China presents major challenges for all trading nations, even Malaysia which is dependent on China as a market for oil palm, among other goods.
* Despite all the talk about moving Malaysia up the income chain, the government's minimum wage policy is mired in confusion – some companies are still exempt.
* The government's retirement policy, now at 60 years of age to retain talent, is also now seeing exceptions.
* All is not well on the race relations front. The bill which would have allowed the consent of one parent for the conversion of a child to Islam has been withdrawn but raw feelings about the manner in which it was introduced and then withdrawn remain. Non-Muslims are upset that the Cabinet tried to ram through the law without consultation while Muslims see the flip-flopping as a sign of a government in retreat.
* There does not appear to be collective responsibility in the Cabinet. Last year, Najib said the Sedition Act will be replaced by the National Harmony Act but Home Minister Zahid Hamidi believes he is not bound by the decision of the Cabinet.
Simply put, the country has been adrift for awhile. But the PM has chosen the option of silence, which, for a leader, is no option at all. The more controversial the issue, the less likelihood of anyone seeing Najib's footprint in the debate.
The last PM was an absent and a sleepy head and the present one is a silent as well as an absent one. Malaysia is on auto pilot mode once again.
ps: Zorro please wake up from Pak Lah Zzzzz disease.
Only in Malaysia the Cabinet has to meet every year to discuss and resolve University intake. What help are you talking about? Wherein the world does a Perfect Score student has to beg for university entrance?
So pathetic . Just fedup with the whole thing !!
Malangnya Melayu-Muslim terlalu ‘ketagihkan’ bantuan kerajaan hingga mati jiwa berdikari, sekali pun sikap ini jelas bertentangan dengan semangat “alyadul uliya” anjuran Islam menyarankan Melayu-Muslim menjadi umat “tangan di atas”. Di sisi Islam, tangan di atas adalah “tangan memberi” yang lebih mulia dan tinggi darjatnya berbanding umat “tangan di bawah”, sentiasa meminta-minta, termasuk meminta bantuan daripada kerajaan!
Pada saya, kebergantungan atau dependency seolah-olah menjadi budaya kepada Melayu-Muslim akibat terlalu lama, iaitu lebih lima dekad, di bawah anjuran kerajaan. Sekali pun berniat baik untuk menolong dan membantu, akhirnya dasar dan program kerajaan melemahkan upaya, mematah semangat berdikari dan merosakkan jati diri. Malangnya, sindrom pergantungan juga berlaku akibat perhitungan politik kerajaan sengaja menggalakkannya, bertujuan memikat undi rakyat, terutama menjelang musim pilihan raya.
Apa pun niat dan puncanya, program bantuan kerajaan merosakkan, terutama jika disampaikan mengikut kaedah “memberikan ikan” kepada rakyat. Kaedah ini bertentangan pepatah menganjurkan rakyat dibantu dengan cara diajar memancing, bukan diberikan ikan. Kerana dengan memberi ikan orang dibantu makan hanya untuk sehari. Sedangkan apabila diajar memancing memberi kemahiran hidup mengupaya mereka makan sepanjang hayat.
Kesimpulannya, tiba masanya Melayu-Muslim hentikan menyalahi orang lain atas kelemahan dan kerendahan pencapaian sendiri. Kerajaan pula wajib merangka strategi bijak membina generasi Melayu baru supaya tinggi harga diri dan kuat semangat berdikari.
To hell with Datuk Seri Noh Omar for his stupid idea of charging those who exposed children eating in the shower room for sedition. the cause of the problem plaguing this nation is due to idiotic politicians like Hoh Omar. Instead of trying to calm down the situation this fool wants to add fuel to the burning fire.
Did you know that the Malays aren´t even originating from Malaysia themselves? (If you don´t believe, go google and do some research) So if you ask the Chinese and Indian to go back to China and India respectively, shouldn´t you be aiming this phrase to your ownselves?
The Chinese in Malaya/Mlaysia are definitely more racist than the Malays.
I got hell from Chines teachers who called me "belacan" and beat me up when I couldnt do my Maths.
I also remembered an Indian teacher who knocked my head with his knuckles.
Is I ever see them again I definitely f@#$ them and tell them to go back to China and India.
It only got better when I was in secondary shool.
Malays need Article 53 or something more, otherwise we will be like American Indians or the Aborigines of Australia.
Chinese got all their money from opium trade and prostitution when the British who were partners in the trade, saved them from being killed by Mao Tze Tung and the Commun ist.
For the record Malayan Chinese are traitors of China, supporting the British instead of supporting the rakyat of China..
Let the truth be told and let there be more understanging for the Malays.
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