Tuesday, April 7, 2009

COMING LIVE TO YOU FROM BUKIT GANTANG.....

LET'S PARTY PEOPLE!
(SORRY LAH, I AM IN NO MOOD TO GIVE DETAILS ON FIGURES....)


PAS COUNTING CENTRED HAS CEASED OPERATION.


SYABAS TO PAS

NIZAR ON WAY TO COUNTING CENTRE
DEFINITELY TO TAKE THE CHEQUERED FLAG.



20:50
PAS:20929 BN:17646 IND:60 SPOILT: 345


20:43
PAS:20021 BN:17076 IND:56 SPOILT: 318


20:36
PAS:18675 BN:16212 IND:54 SPOILT: 296


20:20
PAS:17427 BN:15001 IND:46 SPOILT: 211


SHAH101 had no ride home and walked 15km to home base....everytime he asked Taipingites how near is Taiping town....they encouraged him with "tidak jauh". But I know he had to get away from the group to report to ........


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DANNY REPORTS FROM BUKIT SELAMBAU:
PKR has a 2000 lead.
4000 votes to be counted.
BN needs 75% of 4000 to win.
Near impossible.
Lets wait for the official results.
THANKS DANNY

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19:47
PAS:15498 BN:13228 IND:23 SPOILT: 211


19:36
PAS:14482 BN:11925 IND:32 SPOILT: 172

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PKR CONCEDES VICTORY TO BN IN BATANG AI!
BN: 3450
PKR: 1790
MAJORITY: 1660
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19:30
PAS:13571 BN:11191 IND:31 SPOILT: 157

19:25 PAS:13327 BN:10935 IND:31 SPOILT: 151

19;19
PAS:11375 BN:8998 IND:29 SPOILT: 137

19:17 PAS:10897 BN:8321 IND:27 SPOILT: 120

19:11 PAS:9423 BN:6997 IND:27 SPOILT: 119

19;07 PAS:8932 BN:6584 IND:24 SPOILT: 92

19:05
PAS:8712 BN:6444 IND:22 SPOILT: 92

19:01
PAS:8103 BN:6011 IND:21 SPOILT: 80

18:54 PAS:7294 BN:4670 IND:17 SPOILT: 55

18:48
PAS:5233 BN:3432 IND: 10 SPOILT: 42

18:45
PAS:5141 BN:3289 IND: 10 SPOILT: 42

18:43
PAS:4929 BN:2852 IND: 9 SPOILT: 42

18:41 PAS:4373 BN:2852 IND: 9 SPOILT: 36



17:44
Two of Lillian's boys, BOOM & DUKE just returned, wet and thirsty.

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16:55

BOOM, SHAH101, WHISPERING DUKE, SHANGHAI FISH

COME HOME TO DADDY
I HAVE GOT THEM CHILLED & READY
HOT BATH READY ALSO MINUS RUBDOWN.

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16:44
Rodi just left with Gus for the PAS counting centre. They will be relaying the results to us.

16:20
Shah101
is on the roll....7 Indian and I Malay babe passed by him....slowly he said. Mood is europhic and I quote him: "PAS boys singing Islamic carols". However he reused to reveal his location.....typical of my very sinister friend.


15:50

Shanghai Fish is now at SK Tinggi, Trong. Total voters 1843 (Chinese 23%, Malay 76%, Indians 4%). Turnout currently is 50%. Both sides harassing each other and FRU presence is oppressive but not aggressive YET. Bigger PAS crowd against a smaller but more boisterous BN. Hopefully the rain will cool things.....the people are always OK....it is the imported hantus and KL trained provocateurs who manufacture trouble in these rustic villages.



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IF THERE IS A FUCK-UP, THIS ONE IS THE
MOTHER OF ALL FUCK-UPs

and the one
WHO FUCKED UP BIG TIME
IS THE ELECTION COMMISSION

Of the record number of 13 independent candidates contesting the Bukit Selambau state seat only one could cast his vote today.

This is because the other 12 are not constituents of Bukit Selambau and so are not registered voters of the area.

HOW DID THESE MOTHER EFFERS ALLOW THESE
12 IDIOTS THRU ON NOMINATION DAY.
DID THEY PAY MORE THAN THE REQUIRED RM8000?
WERE THEY PAID TO CLOSE BOTH EYES?

PEOPLE OF BUKIT SELAMBAU, GO SEEK THEM OUT
AND RUB CHILLI PADI ON THEIR EYES.

I AM NOT ANGRY!

JUST WARMING UP TO GETTING MAD AT THE GOVERNMENT SERFS, OTHERWISE CALLED THE ELECTION COMMISSION.




15:41

True to form, its pouring inTaiping and total turnout is at 58%

15:20 PD Alan,
sidekick of Boom and Rodi was sent on an errand to buy THE goreng pisang. Shop closed early as boss-woman answered the call to ferry voters in Simpang because of the BN-engineered road-blocks that are preventing post-lunch voters from getting to the polling station. This last bit Alan and Gus got from the DAP HQ here in Taiping. But DAP and PAS motocyclists are fanning out to assist the stranded.


15:13

BUKIT GANTANG TEAM......TV SMITH....has us ON in his MyCen radar......CONGRATULATIONS TEAM AND THANKS TV BUDDY.

14:39

Shangai Fish romped into Batu Hampar. 50% of 656 eligible voters have voted. Fishing around that he does to perfection he revealed that early on PAS ghost-busters rounded up a bus load of phantoms who were earlier offloded at an oilpalm estate.The FRU were alerted and they escorted the phantoms out of Batu Hampar.



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HANTU CARS NABBED AT BUKIT SELAMBAU

KAN 3788
PET 6475
PCH 7600
PFF 3993
WEH 4535
PFY 3071
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14:12
Voter turn out is low (55%) Roadblocks especially in Simpang is making it troublesome for folks to go into the Matang area to vote. Duke reports low Malay turnout. Boom reports of minor skirmishes. Nothing serious....that childish, "touch me first, dare you to touch me first" dare. Police presence keeping things in control

13:45
SHANGHAI
has rempit-ed to Sungei Rotan. 303 (55% Chinese, 29% Malays, 14% Indians) are expected to vote.... the turnout should improve after 3pm as the estate workers will down tools. Police present and protected by some FRU personnel. Shang, I know you are thirsty and dying for a few. I would if I could, use FedEx and DHL services.

13:38
Duke at Matang:
turnout 800....1000 more to turn up. Boom's figures differed slightly.....you two guys OK? Who is driving the bike?

13:24
Sek Keb Padang Gajah polling station:
Total voters - 901, Votes cast - 409. Police took into custody owner of car with Altantuya posters. They are giving his car a thorough combing.....C4.....they should dust the car.

13:22
Crowd thinning out at Pengkalan Air....very slight drizzle....he is getting bored....might move out....sighted no babes, he complains.....hello brother this is not Pavilion .....stand your ground brother....what is % turnout?


13:10
Police have set up road blocks leading to Kampung Puteri ....46% of voters have cast their votes. Traffic is being diverted.....are they doing the KT so early, asked Boom.

Boom & Duke
witnessed high-handed intimidation by BN supporters....short of a BN sponsored football to kick around they have resorted to kicking at cars with PAS flags. Earlier at Ayer Puteh they also kicked at YB Nizar's car. I dont think this is TDM's idea....he used to hate football....stupid for 22 to run after one inflated leather ball, he rediculed.

12:38
Shah101 is now at the Air Terjun polling station....situation less tense....that's good...the FRU seems to be doing well in maintaining calm. 490 voters are expected to vote here. 257 have cast their vote, 52% that is.....and it is already drizzling.....

12:02
The 5 FRU trucks have left Sek Pengkalan Au polling statiion.....lunch time probably...at their aircon canopies.

11:58
At SMK Toh Johan, Trong Barat, large crowd provoking PAS voters and cars. PAS VP YB Husam Musa was similarly heckled by BN as he passed by. Ah well, part of the job.
Shanghai
says that the police stay a safe distance from the polling station. FRU trucks heading towards Air Tujun.....Shang hopes to chase them.....and he is feeling like a Mat Rempit.....We are wondering if Boom & the Duke have found any bas hantu....they are giving their handler Lillian the very coldest of cold shoulders. Voter turn-out is slightly over 34%....this is slow lah....if rain comes susah lah....that is when, with the help of the EC, the phantom voters gain unobstructed entry into the polling stations.


11:40
Wow, that was a fast response....Duke & Boom verifies that voter turnout is around 700 out of a total 3200. This is too slow. Guys go bang on doors.....it is lunch time soon.
Chinese voters are openly proudly proclaiming that they voted green.


11:37

Boom & Duke extended their tea-break by 7 minutes. The team here says that if you two guys have nothing to report go look and hunt down bas hantu.

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THE TEAM IN BLOG CENTRE: Cherries working under me....ooppps....with me at Cherry Inn are Rodi, Lillian, Choon Yee, Kelly. They receive reports from our loafers roaming Bukit Gantang and compile them for me to post. My job is the easiest, unless those loafers refuse to take breaks. Give me a break boys.....I need a smoke break too....no vegetarians here though.

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11:28
At polloing station at Sek. Pengkalan Au, the FRU has ordered PAS supporters to get back to their pondok. Shah has promised voter turnout as soon as he gets them.


11:23
We finally located Shanghai Fish.... for a while we were worried about my room-mate....he has moved from Kuala Sepatang to Trong............good the team is really criss-crossing and giving a good perspective of what is on the ground.

Shang is at SRJK (C) Siu Sin: total voters registered at pondok: 299 Malays; 35 Chinese; 229 Indians.

More PAS supporters than BN. Normal heckling.....but BN guys gave up. CALL IN THE TUN....BOTH ALSO CAN.

Vechicles honking non-stop and traffic chaos is the order of the day here in Trong.
Trong is a long-time BN bastion. Let's see what happens later this afternoon....meantime thanks Shang....go get a sip and stay safe....keep communicating even to say you are OK.

11:17

CONGRATULATIONS TEAM ROAMING BUKIT GANTANG....YOUR REPORTS HAVE BEEN PICKED UP BY MALAYSIAKINI.....YOU DESERVE A TEA-BREAK....ONLY 15 MINUTES, LIKE OUR EFFICIENT GOVT. OFFICES.



11:15

Duke & Boom over cups of coffee says that the sentiment at Kuala Sepatang is: WE WILL TEACH THEM (bn) A LESSON. Enjoy your veggie boys.

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11:12
LIVE FEED AVAILABLE ON BATANG AI
HERE

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11:00

Shah reports that 5 FRU trucks have arrived at Sek. Pengkalang Au.

Boom sees many Chinese waving PAS flags despite BN's superior machinery.


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11:00AM

SPECIAL BUNCH ASSIGNED TO BUKIT SELAMBAU: Ariff, Mila, Nanda, Danny.
FOR LIVE STREAMING GO HERE

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10:25

Boom reports: Heavy heckling from both sides at Sek. Laksamana, Sepetang.
Positively a pro PAS chinese crowd.
Duke
was told by police he could not take photographs of polling station at Matang's SJK Khea Wah. Heavy police presence. He also reports that BN machinery looks more superior and organised.
Shah: PAS pondok registered 607 voters.....Heckling becoming more aggressive at Pengkalan Au School polling station. Ratio.....5 PAS to 1 BN. The dominant PAS crowd out-shouts. This can get ugly.......there it goes. Shah said that a volley of tear gas was fired to cool tempers.....that is a novel way to cool tempers! NO? I hope this will not deter voters from coming to the polling station.



10:09

Location: Pengkalan Au Secondary School Polling station. Supporters throwing chairs and water bottles at each other. FRU moving in.

09:36
More lady voters than men at Pengkalan Au Polling centre.....a clutch of wheel-chair voters are seen. PAS shading senior citizens with umbrellas. PAS & UMNO supporters mingling on same side of the road. This is unusual.

09:25


Heavy PAS presence in Sg. Mati. Police helicopter providing entertainment to early voters.

09:16

Voters trickling in. Mostly senior citizens. Good decision to avoid eventuality of afternoon rain.
Definitely PAS supporters. People seems in high spirits.....like they are eager to exercise their rights.

09:10

Traffic heavy along Ayer Kuning. PAS cheer groups seemed more upbeat than BN. Bantering but not aggressive. As such, police face PAS crowd. Location: Pengkalau Au Sercondary school.

08:26

The team meets YB Dr Zul at PAS Markas. 3 motor-bikes were made available to our team comprising Boom, Duke, Shanghai Stephen and Shar101.

Shar101 will cover Changkat Gering, Boom & Duke, Simpang and ShanghaiFish will take on Kuala Sepatang.

40 comments:

TIUP TAYAR said...

Hi my respected uncle Zorro.
Despite your age your spirit is much more younger than us.
You gave us strength.
You inspires us.
Ride on uncle zorro.
Dont turn back.
because in your dust
stood up one by one
eager youth with swords of truth riding your trails.
Our mutual destination is
A New Malaysia
Free from racism.
Death to UMNO
Death to MIC
Death to MCA
Death to BN!!

AnakPenang said...

Well, we have installed not our 6th PM but our Sex PM, someone who would only think about 2 things:- Sex and $$$. I'm not surprised if he will appoint JJ to his Cabinet and perhaps also CSL, because they belong to the same 'spesis'.

teo siew chin said...

Dear Uncle Zorro

Is there a way for you to communicate with your Special Bunch to make an announcement to all outstation supporters to head for Taiping instead and NOT jam up the roads, thus blocking the real voters to the polling station. Maybe like use a fog-horn and yell into the roads..LOL. Thanks.

Great job you & your bunch doing! SALUTE !

eechia said...

Whoahh.. thanks for the coverage!!! :)
Sounds like victory is comingggg~ :p

dano said...

c'mon rakyat, vote for PR!

Y1 said...

http://sakmongkol.blogspot.com/2009/04/d-day-for-bukit-gantang.html

Good news from an UMNO insider?

Pray so.

TIUP TAYAR said...

My suggestion Uncle Zorro..
lets put what ever Zorro on his horse trademark...let me show my friends and kids that This is Uncle Zorro the famous hero. But he is malaysian. He is quiet old but he wrote History of his own..he fought for justice for all races. He killed so many racist enemy using his laptop..He is the Zorro of Cyberworld....Tq uncle..keep up your fight...

maymot said...

Thanks uncle zorro for the updated news..

Please vote for PR candidates...

We must give our Crime Minister Najib a good slap in the face!!...

mountainking said...

i can't believe it, why would police take custody of a car with Altantuya's posters?

is it illegal to put pictures/banners of other's people's face. why? police scared or Najib is scared.

police scary cat...

Anonymous said...

Great job and thanks for keeping us posted of the happenings.

Anonymous said...

It seems like the tactic in Bukit Gantang is stop people from going to vote... The trend must be favoring Nizar for them to pull this trick, esp in Kuala Sepetang.

Looks promising even if the turnout is 65% as the UMNO members are not coming out to vote like in GE12.

donplayplay

Anonymous said...

i support tiub tayar above!


4RAKYAT

Anonymous said...

Finger cross ..unofficial result shd be out within 45 minutes time.
Whats the total % of turnout? Afraid it might not favour to PR if its 60%.
I'm former volunteer & has been in the ballot counting room for 2 tearsm already. With counts by 5.30pm..by 7 pm all shd hv the total result progressively.

IpohGuy

Anonymous said...

Just got in..still updating :-

Keputusan terkini
6.37 pm

PAS : 4373
BN : 2852
BEBAS : 09
ROSAK : 36
MAJORITI : 1521


IpohGuy

Antares said...

Fabulous work, Zorro! Love you guys! Looks like Bukit Gantang is a wrap for our hero Nizar. Now to check on Selambau... still holding out hope for Batang Ai. We could do with another excuse to paaaaaartay! ;-)

peng said...

Zorro,
Malaysiakini posted a wider margin for Nizar..

7pm Bukit Gantang Unofficial results PAS' Mohd Nizar Jamaluddin has increased his lead over BN-Umno's Ismail Saffain.

PAS 7,294, BN 4,670, Independent 17. Majority 2,624.

Old Fart said...

Zorro,

Talked to Shah about an hour ago....he was walking from where ever ...alone..and wet....along a road and he was still kind of like 5 kilometers away....I hope he has arrived already by now...he could not get any transport back....but he certainly deserves a really really cold cold cold one!!!

peng said...

Thank you Zorro for keeping us informed. I am dying to give you a well-deserved hug!

Anonymous said...

Come on Malaysians, lets have a big win in BS & BG.

Zorro & co, god bless you guys.

Anonymous said...

Its now half past 7 in the evening and I've lost count how many time I hit the refresh button on my laptop. Do you know that you are faster than Mkini and the rest? :) Keep it coming....

19:30 PAS:13571 BN:11191 IND:31 SPOILT: 157

Many thanks and may this trend continue to the end...

Old Fart said...

Hey you buggers..totally have ignored my buddy teh sinister guy to walk...In my earlier posting I already told you an hour ago he was walking.

I just spoke to him once again....He is fuming..and he is still walking towards you guys...Better you guys get ready for some blasting!!! I reckon he still has over a kilometer to walk..Just hope and pray he does not lose the way too....And better get him the coldest brew ever concocted!!!

Anonymous said...

Good fight Barisan rakyat bloggers in Sarawak, up against impossible odds, next time, we can make it 3-0, but today EC once again has given a penalty to the scum

vanguard said...

zorro!!! wats the latest update on the votes??

Anonymous said...

Jam 8:09 PM

PAS - 17427
BN - 15001
Bebas - 46
Rosak - 256
Majoriti - 2426
Jumlah Saluran Menang - 48
Jumlah UPU Menang - 15

matt said...

Well done Master your hard work for a better MALAYSIA has worked will try to meet you one day.

DatoSeri said...

Batang Ai is a sad song…guess the Dayaks/Ibans are not ready for democracy or justice as they continue to buy into the election goodies and empty promises.

Bukit Gantang and Bukit Selambau are clear victories for Pakatan Rakyat!!!

Together, we can bring back democracy.

However, PR needs to continue to work hard in the areas for future elections.

Anonymous said...

Did Nizar win in the Frog's constituency?

Anonymous said...

Thank you very much to all Barisan Rakyat Bloggers for bringing the news and action of the by-elections to our computer screens.

Congratulations to Pakatan Rakyat for working very hard for the victories in the 2 Bukits.

The loss in Batang Ai is upsetting but it was a mega uphill battle for Pakatan. We didn't scale the mountain this time round. Next time we will!!!

teo siew chin said...

WELL DONE PAS !!
WELL DONE UNCLE ZORRO & THE SPECIAL BUNCH !!
WELL DONE VOTERS !!

SYABAS!!

jasgill said...

Sir, you da Man. Congrats to you for your part in the victory of Pakatan.

Anonymous said...

Good effort.....and damn good results !!uncle...pls don;t drink too much....i know u r going to celebrate like crazy...my big congrats to Pakatan Rakyat....!!

Cruzeiro said...

Cheers zorro!!
Fantastic job you guys - and thanks for the coverage!!

donplaypuks® said...

Special Bunch 2, Rotten Bunch 1.

MahaRosemajibMuk -1 (own goal)!

Surely that racist old man and his son should quit NOW? Advisor to Govt - go ahead as this will ensure more voters will vote Opposition!!
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

congratulation to pakatan rakyat xspecially to YB Nizar n S.Manikumar...=) i'm so happy to know both of you were win in dis election..truskan perjuangan kalian dlm membela nasib rakyat..

Indiran said...

Zorro & the rest of the team of bloggers,

Thanks guys for your updates…
Well deserved vistory for the Barisan Rakyat…

Truly, the people have spoken.

-naga- said...

Thanks Uncle and all your informants. And please tell Shah101 that he walked a great 15km for this country.

Regards and Good Night.

Indiran said...

Zorro & the rest of the team of bloggers,

Thanks guys for your updates…
Well deserved vistory for the Barisan Rakyat…

Truly, the people have spoken.

TAN TIN TUN said...

Hah..thanks to TUN MAHATHIR. BN lost because of him.

tajudin said...

copied your Go Green flag. nice one, thank you.

Malaccan view said...

Hi Bro,thanks a lot to you and your SB team for providing us update on these.PR won 2 Bukits and give BN a Batang..
Bravo...Long Live People Power...