Tuesday, May 11, 2010

KING BRIBE COMETH.

Little Lau recently announced the impending visit of his SAVIOUR – husband to Malaysia’s First Lady. “So when he comes here, we will invite the people to come and meet him. We are bringing it all to Sibu," he said. He made as though without Najib, who still hasn’t got the mandate from the rakyat to be Prime Minister, even the memory of his late cousin cannot win him this by- election.


How will people in Sibu accept Little Lau’s vote-winner?

Najib comes into Sibu at a time when his little boy blue Saiful is already in deep shit, having revealed that he met Najib two days before he alleged he was buggered. Coincidence or planned like his coach-meeting with that questionable Sodomy 1 police officer in Hotel Melia.

Najib comes into Sibu burdened by how the presiding judge will handle the Lion King Karpal.

He comes into Sibu with a heavy heart, but with a heavy sack of goodies, for sure. What other ways can BN win except through BUY-Elections. Shameless of course, but BN through 50 years of conditioning knows no SHAME.

Will he come into Sibu with an ultimatum like he did in Hulu Selangor…..”I will give you millions if we win. If we lose, don’t bother meeting me in Putra Jaya, the next day.”

He will come into Sibu, not having faith in SUPPort?

But he might confidently stride into Sibu, knowing full well that the people of Sibu can be easily bought!

Will it be so?


ONLY THE PEOPLE OF SIBU HAVE THE ANSWER!


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Little Robert would be better off bring in singers like "Aniu","Michael Wong","Fish Leong" or " Gary Chao Ge" to draw the crowd than people like "Na Jeep" The Mongolian Hero !

Anonymous said...

Here comes the Najib ATM card for Lobak Lau to swipe till he drop...

Anonymous said...

The way BN is engaging 'buy-election' will make Malaysia the first country to follow the tragedy of Greece!!!

Anonymous said...

NEI-CHEAP already bought SIBU in his pocket. he just call "SIBU", there goes SIBU rushing for his hand like that "SeiFool Is Buying Undies" leh!

Anonymous said...

Could there be any, other then their tired, tried and tested ways for these scums of the earth?

Anonymous said...

Whatever your religion, it seems like in Malaysia only money matters,all other things are of no values - I really fear for the future of our children who will learn to glorify MONEY and do whatever it takes,legal or not, just for some big bucks. Thank you so much to all our distinguished Yang Terhormat Sekali politicians for your exemplary ways.You made the nation so great and the rakyat owed you so so much.Hidup Malay$ia!

Anonymous said...

After Hulu Selangor, Jibby is even more bold to buy this election. "You help me, I know what to do!" as he gave away money to the schools, community, etc. And having a freaking by-erection on the side!

Yet, I have a sense that the SUPPressors will still win. What can we say?? Those thieves/liars/rapists corner you, lie to you and rape you in broad daylight, then come back to give you some crumbs once every 4 years, and you say 'Yes, Sir, thank you'?? Then you truly deserve the govt you get, let them continously plunder your wealth and keep you children ignorant and beg all their life! Sarawakians, the Choice is yours!