Friday, May 21, 2010

BEST COMPANY TO WORK FOR

You can never get a word out of HANTU until he has his sufficient share of the usual chilled stuff. It was OK by me as the echo at the Royal Selangor Club's Oval can be quite discomforting. It must have been after his seventh that he broke his silence with "Sime Darby is the best corporation to work for!" Even Citizen Nades nearly lost his balance on the stool. "What cockamamie is that?," I chided.

Smugly, after half-draining the eighth he asked what better company than Sime, where you can lose RM1 billion and you are rewarded with paid leave till November. That was perceptive no doubt and that was the truth no doubt too.

"And another thing you guys are not aware of.....Perkosong's Ibrahim Ali wants the whole board sacked even before Jib can make a statement....for sure the big fat mummy will sit on Ali's face," Hantu predicted. That of course we will not hear from any of the BN's pounds. "That's garbage," I challenged. "Garbage or otherwise, my lady friend who carries Mumtaz's handbag, who in turn carries Mama's handbag, told me so," whilst draining down the other half of the eighth. Ib Ali sure deserves that for that acting like the PM. Ib would just pray that the sitter won't break wind. Dang!

14 comments:

KoSong Cafe said...

I always have reservation over GLCs because of the involvement of politicians in the decision-making.

Imagine as an investor, besides evaluating the company's fundamentals, you look at the top management, but somewhere lurking behind the scene are people making decisions for the CEO to follow 'as national duty of the company' and we all know who actually calls the shot.

When the great merger to make Sime the largest plantation company in the world, one wonders whether size is all that important and cannot help wondering about the 'national ego' behind it. Getting involved in Bakun Dam must certainly be a political one, especially the proposed cable under the sea which seem silly to most people and probably going to or already shelved.

In other words, besides the usual external factors beyond our control like natural disasters, wars and so on, a GLCs is subject to political pressure and we could see our investments lose value because of this extra factor. But then again, what is uncertain is good for some speculators who can make tons of money because of it.

tupingera said...

Just another facet of the kleptocracy. What's new???

Anonymous said...

This will be a bigger fiasco than PLKZ.

Paid leave is menat to keep the person silent.

Money could have been siphoned to be umno war chest.

Please boycott Berjaya football betting. i rahter let the money go to underground bookies than to go to umnoputera.

Anonymous said...

Hahahah.. Lembab Ali backed by mahatikus is the Peeee..mmm syok sendiri.

These days one need to drink until the cows go home..getting insane lah. Sorry bro , i drink occsionally but everyday is an Occasion to me.

DrinkingCow Brewery ltd..

Anonymous said...

Now we know how najib got all the money for buy-election.

Anonymous said...

When you buy Toto or 4D, you are actually contributing to the umno buy-election war chest.

I suggest all malaysians quit betting (even the coming berjaya's football betting) as this is a very strong motivation for us to do so for our future.

Anonymous said...

I strongly support Perkosa Ibrahim's call for the whole Slime Darby board to be sacked.

I strongly and violently support Perkosa Ibrahim to be the next Executive Chairman of the new and improved Slimier Dirtby board.

Anonymous said...

Just think about this for one second. Vincent Tan and his group's recent purchase of a controlling stake in Cardiff City (by the way, Cardiff City is in the playoff for the Premier League) ... and all of a sudden, legalised sports betting. It's all about securing funding for the next GE.

Just imagine how much betting is done on Premier League matches. The potential upside to a Cardiff City promotion is tremendous. It's not going to be taps that we are going to open, it's going to be floodgates.

We all know who Vincent Tan is - a money machine for Umno, and someone desperately needed by Umno to save itself before the next GE.

Anonymous said...

Zorro,

Just read a new Army Chief has been appointed, a certain Datuk Zulkifeli Mohd. Zin.

Wow, another soon-to-be Tan Sri and new multi-millionaire in the making.

Anonymous said...

Cisss...!
Celaka-celaka mana tahu kesusahan RAKYAT !

Jikalau tidak, gerombolan ini tak akan pakai wang negara semacam pakai wang bapak atau datuk mereka sendiri !


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Mana dia Zoo a/l Nordin !?
Mana dia Mamak Kutty a/l KasutDidalamMulut !?
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Anonymous said...

Everyone in Malaysia is robbing someone. Openly or discreetly. Either in Putrajaya or the GLC. Now they are issuing License for Sports betting. You just need to get the money from somewhere. And the millions and billions go into someone's pockets or to fund UMNO for GE13. Look at PKFZ. Now Sime Darby. Who's next? The Gold vaults in Bank Negara? Malaysia has an extremely educated culture of taking someone else money by hook or crook.
malsia1206

Pantat Ang said...

I wish to nominate Ibrahim Ali, the icon of Ketuanan Melayu, as the new Sime chairman. He is the best qualified person for this important job.

nstman said...

Umno says you help me, I help you. It means Umno will steal from the treasury to help you.

Anonymous said...

It would be great to have that big fouled mouth ketuanan bum Ib Ali as the "cheap" ooppps..Chief Exec Officer of Slime Darby. To add more flavor, that half dead mamak kutty of equal characteristics can be his chief adviser. The two make a real great pair.
This times they can squander another few $$$$billions as our Berjaya Group boss VT will make much much more from his newly gotten betting licence.