Tuesday, May 18, 2010

AN INSPIRATION FROM PUTRAJAYA.


ABOVE WORDS SUGGESTED BY A READER YESTERDAY!
IT MADE MY DAY!


WOULDN'T THIS BE A BIG MERCHANDISING ITEM?


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AND BY THE WAY, WHO OWNS PUTRAJAYA.

WE THE PEOPLE OF COURSE.

THE RAKYAT PUT YOU THERE AND WE CAN TAKE YOU OUT?

AS SIMPLE AS THAT!

YOU DO AS WE SAY OR WE SHIP YOU OUT!

AS SIMPLE AS THIS!

YOU HELP US, WE HELP YOU!

SIMPLY YOURS , YAH?


52 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can we find a T-shirt with this new 1malaysia slogan in Jalan Petaling?

Maybe Ng Yen Yen could have this display at the Malaysian pavilion at World Expo in Shanghai?

This is truly malaysia.

Anonymous said...

Wat ! lu mau tolong wa 5juta ringgit
dengan duit kami punyah ? lu ingat lu bapa punya duit ah ...@#$%^&*..!

Anonymous said...

Wa tolong lu!

Wa my kong lu sala!

Lu tolong wa!

Lu my kong wa sala!

Deal? Boleh tak?

Ya! Ya! Ya!

Boleh!

pinsysu said...

uncle z

pls print on T-shirts ... it oredi looks very good here ... no nid to change anything. tis will probably sell like hotcakes!

Anonymous said...

Wa bukan Ah Long, wa cuma mau tolong...

Anonymous said...

Uncle Zorro

May I have permission to use this as my computer's background pic?

Taiping Boy in SIngapore

Fi-sha said...

Hi Uncle

I hope you and the rest of the team are in the best state of health.

"Wa Tolong Lu, Lu Tolong Wa, Lama lama Dua Dua Waaaaa (cry)"

Hmm, I dont like this insincere tagline. So, too bad that I wont buy any merchandise using that line.

Anonymous said...

Why !?
Why a servant talk to RAKYAT like that !?
Why our money become a bait like that ?!
Why ?!

After all , it's all our money !

While the Najis Losak and Apno-BN are still day dreaming, we Rakyat should pick-up for the next GE

nightcaller said...

Z

Yeah, sell it as t-shirts, stickers, bags etc...something taken from Forrest Gump, the movie...

"Wa tolong Lu, Lu tolong Wa" can sure make money and put Malaysia in the world map...:)

baDboyzs said...

Start a campaign to send him to jail for gross violation of our bribery laws. This time we have video proof of him in action ( unlike the mongolian-no pixs so far ).

God save Malaysia from blatant crooks

FMZam said...

Dear Zorro,

Sibu Chinese must have made Najib so desperate in his speech, so careless that he made an unforced error to create a quote that will forever be synonymous to him and to him only. And we will always remember the way he made his devilish cynical smile and his contorted grinning on his face, when uttering that quote of a "PM buying the people with their own money" (as said Karpal). This quote will remain a long time because it depicts not just Najib but the whole of UMNO.

Anonymous said...

Where can I get this T-shirt? :)

JeyPathySarritzu said...

Like the monkey would say; You scratch my back I will scratch yours! Hahahah what this evil monkey was bargaining for! So shioknya!

Anonymous said...

saya bukan along
saya mau tolong...

Anonymous said...

Otherwise known as 1Malaysia GOTONG ROYONG ....wtf

Jong said...

It's a great idea for tee shirts, let's all wear it, keep ridiculing corrupt Najib at every BUY Election!

How do I donate towards printing? We can also print X-small ones for our dogs to wear.

Anonymous said...

Zorro, i was wrong, miracles do still happen, Sibu is a testament to that... i must thank God for that !!!

If i were there, i would jump and hug you, Zorro.

How sweet the victory !!!

Wonder you could be an advisor to Pakatan, in particular, PKR, that they need to show that they are sincere in helping the natives...

Poor Iban, Melanau, etc, they have been ignored all these long years by BN, and yet they still give their undivided support to BN. Sigh sigh sigh !!!

I think the only weapon that can change the natives is conquer them with love, i mean shower them with our action of love by helping and improving their daily living so that they can see , feel and touch that we Pakatan people do sincerely care for them...

I believe it does not have to be in many millions of Ringgit, ya?

Share with us how we can help...

Guess, you need to take a good rest after the tiring campaign days.

Take care and God always bless you Zorro.

Li Huat Chai

anakdesa said...

Wa tolong lu...lu tolong wa... pastu wa tulung wa pnya colonie2 itu plojek2!!!

Anonymous said...

Reading those famous last words, I cannot help but come to the irresistible conclusion it's one big scam, Barisan style. But the Sibu voters are smarter to fall for it. Not even when one big carrot was dangled right in front of their eyes and ears.
malsia1206

samsaimon said...

Najib and Soi Lek saying wa...lu...wa...lu...wa...lu...
But Samy Velu said 'walu' adi pek.

Anonymous said...

Its RM5 MILLION. Big merchandise, but will the people of Sibu see it now that the BN merchant has lost the bet.

haji muhammad bin abdullah @ tan wah guan said...

Br Bernard

u r not serious r u... ?

...just a poke poke 4 an early morning laff..thxx

WG

Anonymous said...

Definitely an upcoming global product ... potential to stand side-by-side with the likes of "I'm not a plastic bag" ...

Would love to have a T-shirt with those huge words imprinted!!! The girls will be all over me!!!

Anonymous said...

Now everywhere u go u can hear this-
Can we have a deal or not ?
Does this also apply to Lovers ?

Ya free T shirt(PROVIDED U LET ME...)- printed : can we have a deal or not ? come with origninal signature.

SIKANASI

mauriyaII said...

See what happened to the marginalized Indians when the Semi Walu also said similar things.

Semi Wa;u (tail) pocketed everything with the help of his CWC and his good for nothing son.

So don't ever fall for such deals as "Wa tolong lu, lu tolong wa."

This is another slogan minted by UPCO.

DUMBNO has become so corrupt and arrogant that it is openly corrupting the rakyat. Shame on them.

Anyway it would be a good idea to wear t-shirs with those sickening words during elections just to show the rakyat what a corrupted party UMNO is.

FMZam said...

Cilaka lu Lajib...Wa tolong sama lu, wa lugi....Lu tolong sama wa, wa pun lugi...pasat itu wang bukan lu wang ow...itu wang wa sendili punya wo...mau tipu ka...nang bo ti nang pukimak lu lajib.....

Anonymous said...

Bro , it does affect my biz. now I need to give something before closing a deal.

But I am also clever ma. If you buy I give , if you dont buy I dont give lah.

As the saying goes- the wool come from the sheep ma.
hahaha- No sweat.

SOHAI.

Anonymous said...

U can wear the T-shirt u like but no guarantee where u ended up.

ISA.

bennyloh said...

I AM INSPIRED BY LATEST 'ENERGETIC' AND 'CREATIVE'

Anonymous said...

lu salah wa my kong la !

Anonymous said...

ok , let's have a deal : if you help me , I help you lah ...hehehehe !

Anonymous said...

i help u u help me do we have a deal

anyone knows how to make those words a ring tone

will be as famous as that notorious korek korek korek

Anonymous said...

Uncker Zollo
If anyone ever say that "Wa.... Wa" on DUMBO DUMNO Chief face, I bet cha... the face will fall flat on dog shit on ground!

Yeap, dog shit fit DUMBO DUMNO Chief well.

Starmandala said...

Oy, Jee Bee Ah, lu too long in politics oridi lar! Kau peh ah...

Anonymous said...

Kali ini kita menghadapi pelbagai corak kempen yang diadakan pembangkang dan ramai pula orang luar yang datang kata Ketua Menteri Sarawak itu kepada pemberita selepas menghadiri persidangan Dewan Undangan Negeri di sini.
kata tok uban........
nampaknya nanti pila prn serawak
org PR semenanjung kena ban tak leh gi serawak...sekarang ni baru 2orang PKR di haram kan masuk serawak.

zorro said...

Anon254pm

You still think ISA can scare me...u must be a new visitor here. I will wear it when it is produced and you can come with me and you can make the police report. On the way I may buy you your favorite food or drink.

Happy Bunny said...

Stop gloating. Only a small win.

Anonymous said...

Uncle Zorro, I suggest we print these T shirts in all sorts of colour so that the MIB would not ban any single colour, or else nobody can wear any T shirts! The message looks good in any colour ...hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Uncle Zorro,

1Malaysia's infamous comedians taglines:

1PM aka Jibby aka Pinklips: YOU HELP ME, I HELP YOU, DEAL?

Bodohwi: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Racist pseudo malay senile ex-PM: I CANNOT REMEMBER.

Lingam sauceman: KOREK, KOREK, KOREK.

PIG: I WILL PULL MY MEN OFF THE STREETS!

Deceased Judge: IRRELEVANT, IRRELEVANT, IRRELEVANT!

Perkosa Ipariahim Alee: SHIT, SHIT, SHIT

Jurassic Minister of Misinformation: OK, I CHANGE MY MODE

Zam zam alakazam: MALAYSIA ERECTION ONCE EVERY 5 YEARS

Black face 1DPM: I'M MALAY FIRST!

Fat Mama: MMMHHHMMHHH!!! (paralysis of face caused by too much botox jabs in pudgy face)

Anonymous said...

BeEnd: wa tolong lu, lu tolong wa..
Rakyat: t** nia ma!!!

Anonymous said...

Many know he ain't that smart, but they surely do not know that he's that stupid! Pathetic!

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

Tis slogan will look good if the PDRM wears em.
Dei Musa what you think?
Your son's company can stamp badges for the PDRM. can make money too.

Ahjamal said...

It going to be a great idea I will hang up this at my shop WA TOLONG LU LU TOLONG WA. CAN SOME KIND GENTLEMAN PLEASE DESIGN FOR ME SIZE 3 METER X 0.7 METER.

shar101 said...

Errr .. Z,

Didja notice how many times NTR wiped his mouth in that Mkini video?

I counted upto 15 times mah. Why ah?

Jong said...

Shar101,

A friend in US after watching the video, commented - "too much shit ooozing out lah!"

Heng Hua said...

Come see me on Monday, I will make sure the cheque is prepared!!!

Sklau said...

Ok, here's the Sibu reply.

Najib: Wa Tolong Lu, Lu Tolong Wa.

Sibu: Wa Tulan Lu, Lu Tulan Ma?

Anonymous said...

Putrajaya last fixed petrol prices when 1USD=3.70Rgt. Now Rgt is 3.20 against USD, and Putrajaya has also admitted a 10.1% growth.

Meanwhile oil prices have fallen about 20USD per barrel, but Malaysian motorists pay at the old price (about 15% more than what they should be).

Has Putrajaya`s Finance Minister made another huge loss (like the circa `93 "Tin" losss) playing forward contracts on oil prices through Petronas & TNB while malaysian taxpayers now have to save his ass - once again.

-Hutch

Anonymous said...

A shameless 1PM leading the entire 1country to 1SHAME

Anonymous said...

Not only should SPRM investigate Najib for corruption BUT ALSO declare hulu selangor results invalid !!! Clear case of corruption.

see youtube video and judge for yourself if you are fair minded person -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjhwupWIp7s


Seeking Justice

mauriyaII said...

What can you expect from Najis when he is listening too much to that apa nama rabid racist, pseudo Malayu mamak kutty who thinks he is the God given boon to the Malays.

With the mamak helming the Perkosa racist goons spewing racial slurs and unfettered vitriol against the non-Malays, especially the Chinese, who needs to really worry about the demise of UMNO baru?

These morons who have created a seige mentality among the gullible Malays don't even ponder for a moment how the non-Malays are a threat to them or their religion.

When you have the civil service, the PDRM, the army, the judiciary, the MACC and a host of other agencies at your beck and call to intimidate, threaten and even kill with impunity, who should feel insecure?

When all the privatised companies (GLC) are predominantly manned by one ketuanan race and almost all of the economic cake being earmarked for the same race, what is the apa nama idiot instigating the ordinary Malays into a frenzy with his 'race and religion at peril' crap?

Only the likes of Ibrahim Ali and his sons with vested interest would buy into such cheap cliched rhetoric.

Don't be surprised if the old scheming goat is out to get rid of Najis and appoint his stooge, the Mooheedin clown as the next PM. Then he can squeeze Moo's balls to appoint his useless son as the DPM.

Political shenanigans, lapse of memory or selective memory, staging sodomy cases and highjacking the petro ringgit for his megalomaniac projects and deal making has been the forte of this evil and senile man.

Wa tolong lu, lu tolong wa is what Najis learned from mamak but unlike the mamak, Najis has no political finesse or guile to get away with money politics. Najis is crude and too open to be in apa nama's class.

Anonymous said...

a big tq for dat 5juta-deal despite bn kalah !!