Thursday, April 8, 2010

TEE OFF TO THE FART CHAMBER


LET'S ALL HAVE A GOOD LAUGH YAH?

“When this country was formed, there was only one race. And this fact has to be respected, you have to respect us (Malays) for that,” Ridhuan Tee said in delivering a 50-page paper on how non-Malays perceive the Malay political movement, which was reduced to a 10-minute speech.
I have never come across this new phenomenon - that embracing a religion entitles you to change your race. The Election Commission can change your race and sex, but this cocktip claims he is now a Malay and yet keeps his Tee!!!! Tee off then into the fart chamber!
  YOU INSULTED MY MANY DECENT MALAY FRIENDS!


39 comments:

bennyloh said...

Talking to his Chinese father. Comes from a pig-rearing family that's why the surname TEE ( same as Tu , Chee)

Trashed said...

He must surely be the wrong person to deliver such a paper.

Anonymous said...

possible explanations :

1. Ap-Co wrote his speech
2. He's on medication / drugs
3. He's drunk
4. he's a a high pork diet
5. he's not stable
and
5. He's a dickhead.

homeless said...

he thinks he is Malays coz he is a muslim, the malay thinks that they (malays) are arabs coz they are muslims, the arab thinks that they are ___

Ralfie said...

My maternal grandparents were also like him chinese muslims. I can never understand how people like him can swallow the insults by the UMNO people. Well I used to respect him, but now not anymore. He's just another puppet, a slave really to UMNO. Maybe he has forgotten that the Prophet Muhammad P.B.U.H is against racial superiority.

Uncle, did you get the part where the former UITM vice-chancellor accused UNISEL of being a PR political hub? I found it funny because I think UITM is the capital of racist politics.

Ralfie said...

He is a malay now? How convenient. Conversion to Islam makes you a muslim but I didn't know you can change your race too. Oh well, if DJ Dave the singer can pull that I guess Ridhuan can do that too. But that's probably if you have a well-known name. I've met many muslim converts who are still "stuck" in their own race.

How could he think that there's only one race when the country was formed? Did he forget the Orang Asli, Iban, Kadazan, the seranis in Malacca and etc2? Heck, even the baba and nyonya are probably here longer than some of the malays in UMNO. Did he fail sejarah class or something? He really should get himself educated on malaysia first.

Anonymous said...

Hello, you chelup Malay with cincalok for brains, if there was such a thing as only ONE RACE when Malaya was formed it would at least be the orang asli race first before the orang Melayu, if genetically there is really such a race ?
Slightly out of context, I was shocked as well as amused when an obviously Indian taxi driver claimed to be 'Melayu' on querying him whether he was from India or Bangladesh !!

baDman said...

Surely he should be ranked no 2 in the bi-monthly ( March-April 2010 )

the Great Malaysian Serial Liar
Contest

after that Mr Zulkifli Nordin...yes ?

Anonymous said...

Claiming to be a Malay just because he is a Muslim. Goes to show what a shady character he is. This guy would be quite happy to sell his wife and mother for a dime. What a disgrace. I hope his relatives are proud of him. I guess Najib will reward him well for discarding his own race. If he wants to tell a lie, at least tell a convincing lie. he's licking up his own spit.

Anonymous said...

It is said that you can judge a person character by looking at his face. Looking at this fuck-face in the picture, I fully agree. Bloody disgrace to the human race. I guess his dream is to be an Umnoputra. Is he like Mooyiddin a Malay first, Malaysian 2nd too? The Malays should be aware of people like him who will sell his soul to the devil. He must be cursing his forefathers for being Chinese.

Anonymous said...

Is he stupid or bodoh??

We're now in the year 2010.. And yet these goons are talking like 65yrs ago.

When we were still under the British rule. Our ancestors were "ENTICED" to Malaya (than) coz there was something worth coming to....

Now these buggers said "WE", the non-malays, should be grateful...???
Grateful for what..??????????????????????????

Non-malays did "NOT" get NEP & special privilleges from the goverment. NO handouts..!
Non-malays did "NOT" rule the country till NOW....

Non-malays are where they are today "DUE" to their hardwork & smart thinking to survive....

Non-malays "HAVE" proper working attitude......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Money "do not" come from the sky. If they still believe it does.... they "still" be as they were & are.....!!!!

Now look who's "ungrateful" IF, I say again, "IF" the non-malays didn't come to help build this country.......

For their information......
The non-malays "ARE" Malaysians. Our birth certificate says so la.....
To travel overseas we too have to apply Malaysian passports like the rest..
Like it or not yah...!
We are stuck here.

So..... whats there to be ungrateful about when non-malays "NEVER" had NEP in the 1st place????

What about the Orang Asli or Orang Asal...??????????

Anonymous said...

Does his speech also meant for his family..??
That they should be grateful to him being a "Malay"....?????
(If he's one la..)

my, my, my........!

Donplaypuks® said...

"When this country was formed, there was only one race."

Whoa, history is being re-written. And so the Chinese, Indians and others did not exist in 1957, when the Malay population was about 40% of the total? And the coalition party, Alliance, comprising UMNO, MCA and MIc did not exist? And VT Smbanthan and HS LEE and TH Tan did not accompany Tunku for Independence talks in London?

And a Chinese muslim convert can claim to speak for the Malays?

dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

Anonymous said...

Go read jmd on being Malay
http://jebatmustdie.wordpress.com/2010/04/05/race-first-or-nationality-first/

how do you define Malay ?

I have few friends who are Chinese ( or maybe half Chinese - hint ) but has become Malay.

And a lot of Chinese & Indian mix end up becoming Malay in their lifestyle.

I know few half Irish who had become very Malay.

Malay is unique. Only racist could not understand the concept of being a malay, the culture that has been a melting pot of various race for ages.

You guys need to get out of your shell.

Don't believe it?

mauriyaII said...

He is another moron like all the mamaks in the country who conveniently claim to be MALAYS just to be able to get the previleges and the NEP perks thrown to the lazy and parasites aka UMNOputras.

He is another doktor like the evil mamak medicine man who corrupted everything in this country for his family and his cronies.

Curs such as these never learn from history. They are only for their present wellbeing. They would gladly sell their souls to the devil, sell/lease/mortgage their women folk if the price is right - being awarded UMNOputra status along with all the right to sodomise, rape, corrupt and steal without a second thought about morality and religion.

It is sad that we have such scumbags in our midst.

The Marketing Scribe said...

Admiral Cheng Ho was a Muslim and yet he never claimed he was a Malay. He was a 100% Chinese till the day he died. I sure would like to see this Tee guy subject himself to a DNA test to confirm once and for all whether he is a Chinese or a Malay. In olden China, a person like him, i.e. a traitor to the community, would be killed or the least, tied up in a pig basket and dip into a pool of pig excrete till he dies. I heard he is a religious katak too. First, he was a Buddhist then a Christian before converting to be a Muslim. His soul is so mixed up that it is no mere wonder he could concoct issues with his twisted mind.

Jong said...

This Ah Too once again is excreting from his mouth! His Chinese ancestors must be tossing and turning in their graves, what have they done wrong to deserve an off-spring like him?!! Guess they should have strangled him before he could even take his first breath, had they know who he would turn out.

Yes, I share with Anon 6:05AM concern for the truth - if genetically there's such a race, the "Malay race" and not merely UMNO's political branding?

drafunt said...

I have always felt that the main problem with this country is that we relate a Race with a Religion. Nowhere else have I come across where someone of a particular race must be the same religion. Hence the problems that we have with the Malay muslims in Malaysia......they claim that they are muslims but yet indulge in corruption, alcoholism, adultaries etc. This is not Islam! They are Malaynizing the Islam but not Islamizing the Malays! Not even the Arabs themselves dare declare they are arab therefore they are muslims.

Anonymous said...

I'm a Malay by default & married to a chinese by default. Till now she still a Chinese/Tionghua as her race. I believe you can convert into Muslim or whatever religion but cannot convert into Malay or whatever race....
...yy...

Unknown said...

Unker Z.....

Cocktip.... hahahaha....

U made my day.....all stress drained out...hahahaha.....


Legads.....

taru

8 April 2010

Ahjamal said...

Mr Tee from what I see you are not a good Muslim. You claim Malay here and there what it the gain for you as a Muslim. You are just trying to get attention and RINGGIT. A Mulim like me will never split ALLAH creation on human race.

Anonymous said...

This arsehole dickhead only got shit in his brains. Looking at his face makes one puke.
Just "Tee" this dickhead to the garbage truck and buried him with shit. It is amazingy UMNO claiming themselves upholding islam with a dickhead convert like this Tee bum.

Anonymous said...

Pak Zorro,

Nice Tee-off. You've just scored a hole-in-one in your fart chamber.

Kongkor

ahoo said...

Uncle Benard, sending him to zorro's fart chamber is just too light a punishment for a recalcitrant like him. Should suggest the ponds of Indah Water for him as afterall, that is water of beauty. Hopefully, there he would have the chance to taste the new water dumped by all Malaysians.

We have Dr Mamak and now Dr CinaMak. Wonder what's next ? Hope this episode will drives the true blood Malays to realise that they cannot just simply accept anyone into their " family " and not expect trouble like this !!!

Kamsiah Ahmad said...

Stop the provoking and the inciting, you stupid racist.
My husband is Chinese and my kids race in the BC is still Chinese, okay.
And I am not complaining.
So is my sister whose hubby is a Mat Salleh.
Not only are her kids Americans, he is still a PR after staying here for 20 years.
Ridhuan Tee is still Chinese and DJ Dave is still a Sikh.
Check your facts. Dont write rots just because you want to run down the government.
You are forever hurting the Malay race.

Anonymous said...

Anyone remember the scene from the Last Emperor where the eunuchs took a sniff at the child-emperor's poo and proclaimed that the poo smells fragrant? Sounds like we have a 2010 version of the scene, produced in Malaysia, starring Mr. Tee.

He is borned of Chinese-descent and converted to Islam which is fine as there are millions of Chinese-Muslims around. By claiming that he is now of Malay-descent (presumably by virtue of being a Muslim)he has become an example of how one can sell his dignity and self-respect. His parents (if they are still around) will be heartbroken and devastated.

Anonymous said...

nothing to be surprise knowingly coming from UMNO.... all are shit and talk shit all the time !!

R.Tee...don't talk shit la !!

Ralfie said...

Kamsiah Ahmad :

Well I bet you didn't know DJ Dave's son's race in his birth cert is malay. How's that possible? You think people would just want to write something just to bring the malays down? Guess what I'm a malay myself. Don't tell me there's only one race that helped the formation of this country. Rewriting the history?

Kamsiah Ahmad said...

Raifle
Go back to school. Did I say anything about which race formed Malaysia shit u mentoned.
And don't pretend to be a Malay.
In this blog its shameful to be a Malay.
Even our DPM was trashed for saying he's a Malay.

Enche Gaban said...

He's my brother in faith. Chinese Malay or whatever.

zorro said...

Kamsiah, you made this accusation:

In this blog its shameful to be a Malay.Even our DPM was trashed for saying he's a Malay.

If I did trash him, I may want to apologise. So you show me when and where!

Enche Gaban said...

Nak Malaysian First tapi cakap bahasa kebangsaan pun tunggang-langgang. Malaysian First kena utamakan bahasa kebangsaan dalam pendidikan dan ekonomi, barulah betul.

Berkokok-kokok mengaku Malaysian First tapi bahasa kebangsaan nak tolak tepi. Hipokrit.

Anonymous said...

eh eh, hipokrit tu bahasa apa huh?

allen ng said...

Uncle Zorro,
This bargero has really insulted my intelligence and he had already forgotten his parents where they came from.

Ralfie said...

Kamsiah:

Ridhuan tee mentioned it himself that there was only one race when malaysia was formed. Maybe you ought to be the one who should go back to school and learn how to read. I don't have to pretend to be a malay because I am one. I'm proud to be one but its wrong to act more superior than other races. Its against the teaching of Prophet Muhammad s.a.w but maybe you overlook that. As a muslimh your language sure shows the opposite.

Salak said...

Here's an interesting article Simon Templer wrote sometime back on the fundamental fallacies that persist to this day about "Melayuness".

http://www.scribd.com/doc/29642996/When-a-Malay-is-not

I'm not ashamed to be a Melayu but bloody pissed off with Melayus who are shameless and who are intellectually dishonest.

Enche Gaban said...

Anon 8.10,

jangan nak tunjuk pandai la. Hipokrit itu kata pinjaman, semua bahasa dalam dunia ada guna kata pinjaman.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
@#$%^&*&^%$#@ Teediot !

Anonymous said...

Teediot ??!! ...hahahahahahahahaha!