Tuesday, April 5, 2011

GEORGIE, GEORGIE, YOU SNEAKY CHERRY!

The cash is pouring in fast and furious into the longhouses, accompanied by crates of beers. The election commission, as usual, claims to know nothing of this, not even when army personnel were “urging” villagers to vote BN.

The BN Rat Pack is being pushed in the corner and it has been claimed, rats pushed thus do retaliate and can do what they do best….bite. The pack has too much to lose if they lose Sarawak. However, this Sarawak Pack has lost their bite. Scientific studies have proved that rats must gnaw at everything and anything to keep their incisors trim and sharp. If they do not, the incisors grow long and they become listless and dies. The Sarawak Rat Pack have lost their bite…..they have been swallowing everything and anything WHOLE! They have waxed fat and flabby. Threatened now, they have changed their modus operandi, taking the cue from their West Malaysian “Lu Tolong Gua, Gua Tolong Lu” lord and master. Sarawak Report posted this dispatch:

Perhaps the most outrageous example is that of Deputy Chief Minister George Chan, who has been deceiving villagers that he has obtained the land titles they have waited for decades to get. In fact he has just given them a conditional letter, pending approval of the titles - they have been told that the final decision will be made AFTER the election, so they had better vote BN!

Georgie Boy, doesn’t this Lenten period mean anything to any God-fearing Christian? Is bullying and bribing Christian values? Does Lorna approve? Palm Sunday is reckoning day, NO?



8 comments:

wandererAus said...

Te Viagra king user can only perform with his magic pills...that is why the long house boys were constantly screwed by this immoral womanizer!!.Gorge, old chap, look after your mistress or others may do you a favor.

Anonymous said...

Zorro, you are either being naive or dumb. Has any BN politician ever fear the Almighty (be it Islam, Christian, Buddhist, Hindu, etc)?

The moment you become a BN politician, you are GOD! The rakyat has to prostrate themselves as you walk past and they have to address you as "Yang Berhormat" or "Yang Amat Berhormat". All Malaysians should be thankful to have you as their representative.

So, what is this Lenten period ... god-fearing Christian you are talking about?

Anonymous said...

God may forgive him and the other BN dogs and pigs but the devil will be waiting for their souls to be burn in hell for eternity. Amen.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 4:32 PM

U r wrong. The moment anyone becomes a BN politician, he becomes an UMNO eunuch and a pariah DOG!

Anak Perelih said...

April Christmas in Sarawak... too many Santa Claus at loose before the boss of all santas from putrajaya comes...

Charlie Oscar said...

Zorro,
"The cash is pouring in fast and furious into the longhouses, accompanied by crates of beers. The election commission, as usual, claims to know nothing of this, not even when army personnel were “urging” villagers to vote BN."
This is a Serious matter!!!
You should make a Police Report!!!
On the other hand, what are beers compared with the Original "langkau" or "tapai"???

Jong said...

Anonymous 4:32PM,

Oh ya? Let me continue..

The moment anyone becomes a BN politician, he becomes an UMNO eunuch and a pariah DOG to lick up UMNO's puke! No need to look far, see what happened to poor Idris Jala? Pathetic, huh!

zorro said...

Anon432pm...you understand naive and dumb but you certainly don't understand the meaning of sarcasm.Here are a few examples of sarcasm:

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.
Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Sarcasm is just one more service this blog offer generously to neophytes like you who only knows what is dumb and naive.
That is enough for this moment judging from your infinite capacity to assimilate the nuances in writing.