Monday, October 7, 2013

DON’T BE TOO COCKSURE, CLEAN YOUR CHIMNEY OLD CHAP!



A day after the attack on Malaysiakini journalist Lawrence Yong, Zahid was at a security seminar for community leaders in Malacca, where it was alleged that he had made “sensitive remarks”.

Upon the discovery of the presence of journalists, Zahid banned them from publishing what was discussed and he followed this with a threat that he would have their newspapers shut down. The audience booed the media representatives, who were then forced to retreat.

Would Zahid have dared to humiliate, finger-wag and slap the shoulders of a foreign correspondent?

Perhaps, his rude behaviour is reserved for Malaysian reporters because he can gag them and punish them, with the laws at his disposal. A bully boy attracts loyalty by fear. If Zahid harbours ambitions of becoming prime minister, he should tread warily, warns an UMNO insider.
But what do you expect? Shoot first and then ask question or throw out of the window, the witness I mean…..the weapon you throw into the sea what!
Dang! Will the Omnipotent One shut down this blog?
He would if he could but being so macho at Home he might. Which reminds me so much of this macho man who was congratulated when he went to the maternity ward. “Sir, congratulations, you are father to quintuplets,” the matron beamed. “I expected such,” boasted the father of quintuplets, “as I am generously endowed like a chimney!” “Sir, I suggest you clean your chimney from time to time……the quintuplets are all black,” advised the matron as she hurried out as our macho man threatened to close the hospital!
This incident happened when we sent out a Minister to investigate the missing jet engines. He went to London instead of South America. Since he was already in the wrong country he availed himself of his mistake by acting like all normal first-time tourist in good ole London.   
‘What's that building there?' he asks the driver.
'That's the Tower Of London Sir,'
“ Ours is a twin tower, you know?” boasted our Minister.
A minute later he asks the taxi driver again,'What's that building?'
'That's Buckingham Palace sir.'
'We have a brand new palace for our King…… this King lived in the old palace once,' brags our man.
The next historic building in the tour is Westminster Abbey.
'What's that Building there?' our Minister asks.
The taxi driver says,quick as a flash,'Bloody Hell, I've no idea, that wasn't there this morning!'

This coming week is National Senior Minister Mental Health Week. 
You can do YOUR part by remembering to contact at least one unstable Senior minister to show you care.

I have now done MY part!!

49 comments:

Shakirin Al-Ikram said...

Salam, cikgu, hope you in the pinkiest of health! Now you have outdone yourself and gave us and yourself a hearty laugh ( said to be the best medicine)' Why not give him the `poop' treatment?
Naah, he's all talk barking dog to show his former (as NajiboRos Special Assistant) and UMNO Boss, he deserve his job and the Veep post!
Wet dreams indeed,Malaysia's next PM? Can't even solve the Kiram Invaders unaccounted 169/234 Suluks!
He dared to threaten Malaysiakini and locals?? Ni boyfie basher mana anak Jantan. Berani when Homey. Wait till he lose UMNO Veep! Laughable Homey, with `jatuh dalam laut' parroting of Khalid Ashburn..
Tabek sir, good one and please take care.
Doa You will be as good as new!

Stephen Francis said...

But bro, I've been in contact with the sickest minister of the past, the MahaFiruan Madey !
And he still won't shut up ever, even now.

najib manaukau said...

He is a good example of what an Umno scaramouch is and nothing else !

wandererAUS said...


I make regular visits to Indonesia and particularly to Bali. I found the Balinese are warm and sincere people. Easy to talk to and helpful when approached. Which bloody hole this SOB HM came from?...must be another typical UMNO scum created from the egg of a "woman for sale" operating in the nights! at the back alley in the Man paradise. Good old chap, your story matched precisely what a faked Balinese pendatang, a country pumpkin is like....a despicable motherfcuker and a pain in the arse of all time! Mongolian C4 is returning a favor to this bastard rewardig him the Home minstry.... because, he shielded this UMNO Crime minister his linked to a gruesome murder and his ell known corrupted activities when as Defence minister....licking his asshole along the way. The press need not have to expose him, he will bare it all eventually...a shallow braggart cannot hide his humbleness.

wandererAUS said...


Steven Francis....don't try to shut these UMNO nincompoops up, it simply falls on deaf ears, just fcuk them up!!....as vigorously and best you possibly can.

Anonymous said...

A HOME MINISTER who is in overall charge of national security and peace is openly saying that he has sympathy for one of the criminal gangs that HIS OWN MINISTRY is said to be cracking down on!

This is:

a) a massive conflict of interest

b) fatal to the public confidence in KDN and law enforcement

c) raises the question of whether UMNO supports the underworld and vice versa.

His admission that police operate shoot to kill is a DIRECT CONTRADICTION of what the IGP said in the aftermath of the Penang shooting. It merely confirms what the Malaysian public have thought all along, and which has been strongly denied by the government.

Let's be clear, that in no so-called "civilised" society could ANY minister survive in his position after this kind of incident. The principle of ministerial responsibility means that he should resign of his own accord. But of course he is too conceited and vain for that. He needs to be TOLD to go.

It is not a sexual scandal, or an assault case.

IT IS FAR WORSE than that. It undermines the whole Ministry and your government.

Even my Malay friends think he has gone too far.

HE MUST GO.

Ajiboy said...

Please share this message to whole world! let the world withness how Malaysian Goverment treats Media and tarnish the image of our beloved country!!!

Zahid now trains guns on dailies, threatens closure

Home Minister Ahmad Zahid Hamidi has reportedly barred the media from reporting a closed event at which he allegedly made "sensitive remarks" yesterday, threatening to close down all news dailies.

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/243119

bumi-non-malay said...

We need to make plans....Migrate to Sabah/Sareawak....take all the state seats and then SACK Malaya for UMNO-BN + SUltan _Agong to manage the $1Trillion Ringgit Debt....while Sabah-Sarawak have zero Debt.....

Agenda Sack Malaya must begin Today to be a reality in 2020!!!! INI KALI LAH!!

Anonymous said...

Please publish the dastardly Geng UMNO's logo with one of its chief archetypal thugs depicted alongside Geng UMNO's lambang to drive the gangsterish message home to the ordinary rakyat all over West and East Malaysia. Come on newspapers, show our teeth to this coward who is doing his deplorable amateur dramatics to win something pointless for himself in Geng UMNO' elections at all your expense. Come on Rakyat Malaysia, put this cretin out of ministerial action for evermore. If you can't then perhaps it's time to consider leaving Malaysia to cretins like those in Gengs UMNO, MIC and MCA and other Gengs like Perkasa, Perkida and lain-lain.

Gerak Khas? said...

Kalau barang sendiri(Polis) pun tak boleh jaga sehingga hilang, macam mana boleh menjaga keselamatan dan harta benda rakyat?

Anonymous said...

We have a very weak PM in the nations history which allows racist like Zahid etc to undermine the country to lawlessness when he asked tiga line to do the dirty job &police shoot first on a racial line. Seditious. Sabah & Swak politicians will find umno talking to them what they are talking to Indians & chinese in Few years time to Ibans who are fighting to protect their NCR lands, kadazans etc . Best if all mic, pbs, mca prs etc left to let umno fend for itself as matter of principle & to save truth & country .

Anonymous said...

The cost of being a malaysian indian in Malaysia = Ops Cantas.....about 10 days ago at about 7.30 am in Brickfields....my brother after sending his son to college....was sitting in the car and reading TheSun while waiting for the nearby SSM to open.....A man banged his car window n pointed a gun at him .....then another 6 men joined him....they forced him out of the car with his hands behind his head....forced him 2 sit on the road side.....checked his car, his handphone, etc......after 45 min of humilation.....they let him go saying......u india ini Ops Cantas......IF they had shot first .......my two teenaged nephews who are in college would be without a father today.........

Anonymous said...

Despite the 40 years of affirmative action policy aimed at helping Bumiputeras, the bottom 40% of their households today earn a “measly” average income of RM1,686 a month, as opposed to the rich, politically-connected individuals. The disparity of wealth among Bumiputeras would mean that the elite would continue to reap the benefits of the 10 billion units of the new unit trust scheme, Amanah Saham Bumiputera 2 (ASB2), rather than the common man.

The proposed launch of 10 billion ASB2 units is highly questionable. Who is set to benefit from more ASB shares made available?

Would the bottom 40% of Bumiputera households be able to invest in these high yielding shares considering that they hardly earn enough to get by?

Anonymous said...

Dear zorro,
I watched the video where he threatened and slapped the shoulder of the Malaysiakini reporter. This so-called PhD holder of a scum is nothing but a local kampung thug who likes to show off his power and insist on his bullying tactics.

His body language is so similar to that of the local thugs and gangsters that he is targeting. He should be the one to be detained without any recourse to trial.

Najib in his hurry to reward his rabid psychos bestowed the Home Ministry on this misfit. This dimwit is going to bring down Najib when he falls very soon.

Not even the diehard UMNO warlords like to show off such as this tempayang kosong.

wandererAUS said...

Let me suggest my two cents worth opinion to my fellow commentators. I am of the opinion we should not aim our curses and comments on this deranged low life Balinese pendatang HM....it will only fall on deaf ears. This bastard is too arrogant and self-centered to pay any heed in what we have to say about him.
It is better with our comments, we try to convince the 47% UMNO/BN arse sniffers to bring them on side with the 53% good people of Bolehland. Even, if we succeeded to bring one bloke to change his mind, we have move one step nearer to Putrajaya.
May I quote a famous saying, "There’s always an ending, no matter how torturous the journey. Focus on the end and u will get past the pain".

Anonymous said...

Zahid Hamidi is desperate to win in Umno election? He is talking shit now

Same with Ali Rustam with his anti-chinese ranting.

Ariel Sobri said...

The findings of the 2012 AG’s Report show the failure of the Johor Corporation and DASB in handling real estate projects in Johor which would bring the greatest benefits to its people. BN Johr must give an explanation to the public on how the cost of the facelift of Plaza Kotaraya spiralled out of control.

Inefficiency is not an acceptable explanation in the mishandling of public funds and mismanagement of public properties

Anonymous said...

Recruitment consulting firm Kelly Services has revealed recently that 20% of Malaysia's highly educated population now opted to leave the country for richer economies, frustrated by the lack of opportunities at home. Many have settled in neighbouring Singapore. The exodus of local talent means that Malaysia faces a shortage of skilled professionals, including bankers, researchers and engineers.

Economists say Malaysia's economic potential has been stifled by affirmative action policies which favour Bumiputeras. Critics say the policies, introduced in the 1970s to eliminate poverty and close wealth gap between Malays and other communities, have only enriched a handful of individuals close to the ruling coalition.

swipenter said...

The more people try to justify their religious beliefs (and the unjustifiable) to others the more bigoted and narrow minded they become. In the good old days, nobody even want to justify their religions and their religious beliefs to others so everybody lives in an atmosphere of give and take and in harmony with each others' religious beliefs. Then religion was between man and God and was a personal spiritual journey of self discovery. Then politics got involved with religion. Now when coming across adherents of other religions (some even their own kind) practicing their religious teachings these religious bigots get to be unhappy and aroused. For what? I venture to say it has plenty to do with racial politics and very little to do with the true teachings of their religion.

Anonymous said...

In Bolehland, carelessness is a weakness that is tolerable. Civil Servants can commit mistakes citing carelessness, and the superior will take that as a weakness and an area for improvement. Malaysia Boleh!

Anonymous said...

WandererAus please no tokok while hiding down under.

wandererAUS said...


I wonder when will Malaysia ever going to achieve her "Smart Country" status?...we still have the not to smart 47% assholes still cast their votes for this UMNO corrupted and evil regime.

Anonymous said...
October 13, 2013 at 12:00 PM
Hello smart arse, I voted in the last election, does that surprised you?...mother fcuker?

Anonymous said...

The corrupt in the Civil Services that collaborated with these tainted so called leaders are definitely not worth their salt in abusing the trust of their paymasters i.e. the taxpayers who pay their wages. Feel so disgusted to see this endless saga continuing at the very expense of the people. The corrupt has no sense of guilt or remorse for all their wrong doings and shameless hypocrisy. These people are not worthy at all i.e. the civil servants that facilitated unprecedented corruption, abuse of power and betray the very people that pay and trust them.

Bumi Boy said...

Who cares what you nicompoops think?
He will win Umno VP number one. As far as we Malays are concerned, he has delivered his best as Home and Defence Minister. You guys are shouting and screaming about the high crime rate. But when the police did a fine job of nabbing the gangstas, you all cry foul. You accuse the police of racial profiling and purposely killing the gunmen. YOU ARE SO AFRAID OF YOUR WEALTH BEING ROBBED, BUT YOU STILL WANT TO PROTECT CRIMINALS. criminals have no right, stupid.

Anonymous said...

Non Muslims in Johor can no longer sing the state anthem?

Allah peliharakan Sultan
‘Nugrahkan dia segala kehormatan
Sihat dan ria, kekal dan makmur
Luaskan kuasa, menaungkan kami
Rakyat dipimpini berzaman lagi
Dengan Merdeka bersatu hati
Allah berkati Johor
Allah selamatkan Sultan

bumi girl said...

Bumi Boy talked like he is in pain of being circumcised. Pay your tax and shut up please.

Supiah said...

The Christians of Sabah and Sarawak are screwed once again. They cannot call their God as Allah.

Soon Umno will tell that that they cannot use the word Rasuah in the same sentence as Umno.

Anonymous said...

Bro Zorro,
I believe you can get to YB Surendren
who had accepted the PDRM's offer in joining them for a police shoot-out operation.
My sincere advise for him is to reject it out-right cause it is not worth the risk. I believe many of you all out there is not aware of what happened to former detective Frank SERPICO.Go to Google "Frank Serpico" and you will know why I am advising YB Surendren not to take on such silly endeavor.

Kini Trending said...

Surat Siti Hajar Aladin Kepada Najib Razak (Perdana Menteri). Gaji Bersih RM2032 di KL?
Simpanan RM213.40. Boleh Beli Rumah Apa?

http://www.beritaterkini.my/surat-siti-hajar-aladin-najib-razak

Beban atas kenaikan minyak amat dirasai pada golongan kami.

◾Gaji kasar : RM2300 (fresh graduate)
◾Gaji bersih : RM2032 (masih tidak layak menerima BR1M)
◾Kereta : RM 400 (Kawasan yang sukar mendapatkan public transport seperti di kawasan Damansara, maka kami memerlukan kereta)
◾Tol: RM1.60 x 2 kali sehari : RM 3.20 x 23 hari = RM73.60 (melalui LDP, masih tidak menerima 20% rebate touch n go)
◾Parking : 23 hari x RM5 = RM115
◾Minyak : RM 12 x 23 hari = RM230 (dari Taman Melati ke Damansara dan untuk ke kerja sahaja)
◾Sewa : RM 200 (paling murah di Kuala Lumpur untuk satu bilik)
◾PTPTN : RM150 (minimum)
◾Makan untuk sebulan = RM 450 (sehari RM15)
◾Ibu Ayah = RM200
◾Baki : RM2032 – RM400 – RM73.60 – RM115 – RM230 – RM200 – RM150 – RM450 – RM200
◾TOTAL BAKI : RM213.40

Anonymous said...

I have many good muslim friends here, and can honestly say that I am embarrassed for them and feel really sad at the state of Islam in Malaysia. I say "the state" but I really mean the way that the government and many fanatics regard their own religion in such disparaging ways. Here, every muslim is deemed to be under some unexplained threat. There is an all pervading siege mentality, created and prolonged by the endless diatribe of ridiculous statements, rulings and actions of a desperate government trying to sustain their reign over the subservient muslim populace at almost any cost, including their revered religion. I despair for the country as a whole - while Najib in his ivory tower trots around the globe spouting about Malaysia's peace and harmony, back home, the wedges are being driven even deeper between the races and their religions. At some point I can see an massive conflagration occurring. Such a sad happening in such a once great country.

Anonymous said...

Is Mohd Ali Rustam indirectly complaining that why he is not selected to be in the directors board of Genting, Magnum, Sportstoto, Guinness, Carlsberg and get to receive big $$$ ?? If not why he don't ask those Muslim directors and employees to resign from those companies?

Anonymous said...

UMNO government in order to stay in power will use everything and anything to do so. And lacking clout elsewhere Court can also be directed to help shore up UMNO’s political image for power. It does not matter even if those judges in the recent Court of Appeal’s ruling were making their own personal opinion self-serving to UMNO, and even contrary to the provision in the Constitution. Where is Malaysia going next under PM Najib and UMNO?

Anonymous said...

UMNO have kicked Mamakutty on his two freaking balls! Is it the beginning of the end of Mahathirism?...the end is near, he is facing the final curtain. Celup Melayu vamoose!

nkkhoo said...

Ali Rustam can now gulung tikar with only 7 votes. He should now blame no one, not chinese, but himself for trying to win votes the racist way.

Anonymous said...

Any update on MCA EGM?

Anonymous said...

土猪阿里真的有免死金牌?所以尽情的发表极端煽动言论,玩弄种族和宗教仇恨课题都没事?

都说姣婆守不到寡,憋了几天的土猪阿里终于还是忍不住放屁了。

他说。支持基督教徒使用阿拉字眼槟州首长林冠英,就像一头猪。他也呼吁首相纳吉禁止基督教的马来文圣经AL-KITAB继续在世面上流通,因为基督教徒忘恩负义。

他说:【我们一直退让,他们(基督教徒)要拥有马来文圣经,OK我们给他,但他们还不满足,竟然得寸进尺,要拥有阿拉!】

他高喊要求政府和首相对这本基督教圣经发出禁制令,禁止它继续在马来西亚世面上出现。他充满煽动性的言论获得在场越500名土权会员欢呼和热烈掌声。

Anonymous said...

Whatever the UMNO election is so telling on the mentality of the Umno members and the Malays. They voted in Shahrizat-OMG and they voted the idiot Zahid-God save the country.But then again,there was not much choice among the contestants-most with no credibility and no integrity,was there? They also had to check Mamakutty's influence.Oh Umno Umno-God save Umno!!!

Uncle Hong said...

Whatever it is with MCA and whatever outcome of their undertakings, though 2,385 delegates attended the EGM, the figure is only the skeleton of the party, the millions of Chinese grass-root supporters are mostly gone opposition. Looking at their ambition to allow smaller posts with the present government reveals the fact that MCA is still not seeing the picture in its proper perspective. They should take a drastic step of breaking away from BN, get the back the confidence of the Chinese and decide the future of the party!

Anonymous said...

Rakyat Malaysia terpaksa menghadapi subsidi yang berkurangan tetapi pada masa yang sama kos sara hidup terus meningkat – ini adalah natijah kepada pembaziran kerajaan BN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FjIVvR1ktc

Anonymous said...

The msian court has done its part to acquit Ling Liong Sik of PKFZ charges. MSIA BOLEH!

CT Ali said...

The GST will only work if Najib’s ‘niat’ is for the common good of the people of Malaysia. There are too many of GST moving parts that can be abused, ignored or simply used for financial gain.

This together with our people’s ingenuity at finding ways of making money and with the eager and active participation of the BN government, the GST will became another way of making money for themselves at the expense of the rakyat.

So why should the GST be any different? The private sector and the BN government will somehow find ways and means to squeeze every single ringgit they can illegally make from the implementation of the GST.

And those in BN will somehow find ways to make money legally while Customs (tasked with enforcing the GST) will look the other way while the BN government looks on with one eye shut and one eye closed.

For the GST to work, the ‘niat’ must be to do it in the interest and for the welfare of our nation and our people – an impossible ask of a BN government that has consistently failed our people in their promise to eradicate corruption, money politics and arrogance amongst their own.

It would take at least a generation for our children to be taught different and another generation before our people will have the maturity to make GST work as it should work.

Nobody trusts the government to do what is right. Nobody will believe “the government is concerned and always take into consideration the interest and welfare of the rakyat before making any policy changes”.

In the end the GST will go the way of all other policies, projects that have gone under this BN government – it will burden the rakyat with more tax to pay with nothing to gain!

CT Ali said...

The GST will only work if Najib’s ‘niat’ is for the common good of the people of Malaysia. There are too many of GST moving parts that can be abused, ignored or simply used for financial gain.

This together with our people’s ingenuity at finding ways of making money and with the eager and active participation of the BN government, the GST will became another way of making money for themselves at the expense of the rakyat.

So why should the GST be any different? The private sector and the BN government will somehow find ways and means to squeeze every single ringgit they can illegally make from the implementation of the GST.

And those in BN will somehow find ways to make money legally while Customs (tasked with enforcing the GST) will look the other way while the BN government looks on with one eye shut and one eye closed.

For the GST to work, the ‘niat’ must be to do it in the interest and for the welfare of our nation and our people – an impossible ask of a BN government that has consistently failed our people in their promise to eradicate corruption, money politics and arrogance amongst their own.

It would take at least a generation for our children to be taught different and another generation before our people will have the maturity to make GST work as it should work.

Nobody trusts the government to do what is right. Nobody will believe “the government is concerned and always take into consideration the interest and welfare of the rakyat before making any policy changes”.

In the end the GST will go the way of all other policies, projects that have gone under this BN government – it will burden the rakyat with more tax to pay with nothing to gain!

PM tak Prihatin said...

Removal of sugar subsidy is not to help you to cut obesity and risk of kencing manis as said by PM and DPM. This sugar subsidy cut is to benefit Umno cronies. Please check who is controlling the sugar industries now, after Robert Kuok was forced to withdraw.

Qabani said...

Simple Question on Saturday to all Malaysians who voted for BN recently. Are you blind? Reports by Auditor General recently (in fact every year) shows how incompetent the current Government. PKFZ, NFC, PERWAJA, Beng Hock etc all went down the drain without answers. How much money spent and "used" by BN leaders which is not belong to them? And how the rakyat suffers? Go and check yourself, Ketua Bahagian UMNO at your area, MP from BN in your area, how "small" their house is, how they lead their life BEFORE they hold that position and AFTER. Don't talk about MINISTER etc. And all those money come from the sky, is it?

Anonymous said...

Sugar tycoons in Malaysia, mainly the politically connected Syed Mokhtar Al Bukhary's Central Sugar Refinery, can chalk up profits of RM1 billion as a result of the government's abolition of the sugar subsidy in the 2014 Budget.

Afiq said...

Dr. Mahathir is saying that Mukhriz lost because he did not splashed money around. The winners splashed money around. In short the winners or at least some of them were corrupt according to Dr. Mahathir. So now UMNO is lead by corrupt leaders? What is going to happen to Malaysia then? Is it really a secret among the rakyat?

Afiq said...

Dr. Mahathir is saying that Mukhriz lost because he did not splashed money around. The winners splashed money around. In short the winners or at least some of them were corrupt according to Dr. Mahathir. So now UMNO is lead by corrupt leaders? What is going to happen to Malaysia then? Is it really a secret among the rakyat?

Maniam said...

It seems that certain "extremists" are actively putting pressure on the government to erode the rights of the minorities beyond what is enshrined in the Federal Constitution.

Malaysia was always meant ot be a secular state and Islamic laws were only applicable to muslims and then limited to personal and famaily matters. Our government needs to put such groups in their place and set the agenda for moderation or risk the agenda being set for them by these "extremists".

The Malaysian indian hindus also pay taxes to the government, why shouldn't the government help them. If the government only helps the muslims then why are the non muslims paying the majority of the taxes to the government (muslims pay zakat more than income taxes). Why should the minorities continue to bear the greater burden of the taxes and receive the "loose change" from the government.

Anonymous said...

2014年財政预算案首次將82%的经费用作管理用途,只有17%作为发展用途,如此分配难以让国家迈向2020年先进国。