Thursday, October 22, 2009


Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon  confirmed in Parliament today that the government had engaged Apco Worldwide, an international public affairs and media relations company, to boost its tattered and bruised image overseas.

It is rumored  that the contract is worth some RM20 million

Yes RM20 million to improve PM Najib’s image is chicken feed when some USD1.2 million was paid to disgraced and convicted felon Jack Abramoff (a Jew, if you do not yet know) for Tun M to get an audience with US of A’s most despicable President Bush in 2002. ("It is true that somebody paid but it was not the (Malaysian) government," Mahathir said. "I understood some people paid a sum of money to lobbyists in America but I do not know who these people were and it was not the Malaysian government."} Ahem......

Why chickenfeed?

 It is a gargantuan task for APCO which will include crisis management, issue management, government relations, media relations, coalition building, and opinion research. APCO will have a tough time influencing decision makers and shaping public opinion by crafting compelling messages to offset anti-1 Malaysia tirades.

Just to satisfy my belief that APCO does not know what they are getting into I would like them to name the government characters involved in the following WHO IS questions:


  • The Chief Editor of a mainstream Malay newspaper who had an affair with a young girl while his wife lay paralysed in bed?

  • The Chief Minister who eloped to Thailand to secretly marry his second wife?

  • The Federal Minister who was caught with a female artiste in a Port Dickson hotel room?

  • The Federal Minister whose brother was arrested for drug trafficking?

  • The Federal Minister who had an affair with someone else’s wife that eventually resulted in a broken marriage?

  • The Chief Minister who had an affair with someone else’s wife that eventually resulted in a broken marriage?

  • The Chief Minister who had an affair with an under-aged girl which resulted in an illegitimate child? 

  • ·The Chief Minister who had an affair with a girl who eventually gave birth to an illegitimate child?

  • The Chief Minister who kept an under-aged mistress at a condominium in Kuala Lumpur?

  • The religious leader  who had an illicit affair and who is now holding a prominent position in a very  important government religious body like the National Fatwa Council?

  • The Chief Minister who had an affair with his sister-in-law who have birth to an illegitimate child?

If APCO knows all the answers then they know what they are in for and if they do not know the answers they do not know what they are getting into! Probably there will be a package revision once they get wind of our Special Draws.
Good Luck APCO Worldwide.

Aside: These guys have the licence to wed 4, why are they having to go to hop, step and jump?
Answer: Either they are of the pussy-whipped breed (as in henpecked), or the forbidden apple is always much crunchier!


Tan Sri Datuk Seri No Bo Di said...

Hehehe... one of your BEST post, Uncle Zorro!!

I HONESTLY SERIOUSLY SINCERELY WHOLEHEARTEDLY wanna know who these mofos are!!! PLeaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

dollah yankee said...

to many to list laa..Mr.Zoro!

Starmandala said...

This story broke in August but it's taken Koh Tsu Koon two whole months to finally admit it. Check out my blogpost dated 26 Aug! :-)

Anonymous said...

No amount of purfume can make this Najis gomen smell good; no amount of whitewashing can BN rule can make them credible. No wonder the American PR outfit is charging an arm and a leg for their services...they know the formidable challenge ahead!

angela ooi

Anonymous said...

Uncle Zorro
forget about Mahathir paid Abramoff to chit chat with Bushy Bush. that was long past!

now how much our tax payers moneys spent by groping JayJay paid Paul Wolf to get Najis The Faggot talk to Obama end of the this year....???

the country need another stimulus package to cover the 'consultation fees', no???

Anonymous said...

Brother!!! forbidden apple is much crunchier!!! hahahhahahaha
The winner of who is who will be.....
Go to hell APCO Worldwide.

big cat said...

u really hate malay muslim leaders (except those who serves yr interests), right? lies and slanders doesnt really matter. its getting obvious, u dont want the truth or what is good for this country. all u r only interested in is getting yr racist bigoted agenda ahead.

Anonymous said...

pssst,where to get the answers? Pleassssssssssssse. TQ

Anonymous said...

big cat, u seriously needs big fat pussy rosie!

zaharibb said...

its the Malay leaders that is selling off the Malays. I am Malay too.

Starmandala said...

Correction, Big Cat, who said to Zorro: u really hate malay muslim leaders (except those who serves yr interests), right? Your mind a bit twisted lah. We hate arrogant, corrupt, dishonest, greedy, hypocritical, authoritarian public servants and symbols of power - regardless of their skin color and operating software. Calling Zorro "racist bigoted" is a very unfunny joke. Do it again standing in front of a mirror. Then go get yourself spayed cepat-cepat.

toyolbuster said...

Big Cat you MF pussy. What are you on about racial issue here. I don;t see any racist comments except yours you dick head. Can't you stomach the fact that all this itchy pricks are your kind. Thats a fact you pussy and no one can change that. Zorro was kind enough not to mention other more despicable dick heads of your kind such as the 2 frogs from Perak who thought that the 2 lard-laden lip whores from china that they so enjoyed smooching were god sent.

Anonymous said...

I myself do not know the answers except 1, they must be doing a great job but do tell.

Anonymous said...


Just dont only whack BN.

I am a voter in PJU and I gave my vote to DAP in the last GE. But look what has happened to SS2, DU, DJ, Aman Suria today!! There are hundreds of fuck shops operating under the disguise of Traditional Massage, Foot Reflexolgy. PJ is now worse than when it was under MCA.

DAP opened a cafe called Rocket Cafe in SS2. The shareholders are sleazy characters who owned a few illegal businesses in PJ. The cafe is a front to launder money. Tony Pua and Dr Cheah are both a letdown.

Lady Cruella said...

Betul tu big cat. Amat betul.
Tapi takpe ler.
Anjing menyalak bukit, bukit takkan runtuh.

Anonymous said...

big cat, lu bodo ka?

apa racist?

sapa racist?

sapa talak mau kuil hindu di kawasan rumah dia olang?

sapa racist?

lu ka?

sapa racist!??

lu bodo ka?

Anonymous said...

big cat said...
u really hate malay muslim leaders (except those who serves yr interests), right? lies and slanders doesnt really matter. its getting obvious, u dont want the truth or what is good for this country. all u r only interested in is getting yr racist bigoted agenda ahead.

October 23, 2009 10:32 AM

My dear big cat,
Race is not the issue here. Those questions posed by Uncle Zorro are facts. Unfortunately many Malay leaders were involved ... .

zorro said...

People....will give list of names but you fit in as you think most correct...some are too or two may be difficult. Some have more than one offence on that list.But of course it was not the intention of this post.

Big cat is definitely not in....he is too small a kuching to get a mention amongst the luminaries.

Anonymous said...

Om today 23.10.2009 NST Classifieds, there was a few pages on POOR RAKYATS lowANDn medium cost flats being auctioned off by the respective banks auctioneers.

Imagine! Bank repayment for these low cost flats which ranges from RM30,000+K to RM60,000+K might be around the most RM500 or less and yet the POOR RAYKATS could not service their loans. WHY?

Probably this is their only selther, now being placed under auction by the bankers.

What did this message tell us?

That our currency are glossly of no value though the poor rakyats work hours of overtime trying to earn more.

What was left after paying for food, children's education, transportation, necessities, etc., the balance are not enough to pay the installment for their only selther.

Everything nowadays are so overly inflated in prices and yet the ruling government are doing noting to contain all these problems.

Likewise for cost of transportation and education. I doubt poor families could put their children through colleges and private universities.

I wondered where all the money that the government spend went to... and I wondered how the 2 economic stimulus package funds in term of billions released were used and how it benefit the poor rakyats. Who benefited?

And here now, we have our PM wanting to 'clean' up his image by spending some RM20 million of the rakyats hard-earned money!

With all the SHIT THINGS that the present ruling government did over the past many months plus the last 50 years, no amount of money could 'clean-up' yours, your warlords', your free-loaders', your toyols' faces.

Bloggers who read this... take out a piece of paper and write down all the bad they have done across to you, to the nation and states... and please... come the next general election, you know what to do!

We, Malaysians procrastimate and take all things as a passing comment, soon we all forget... but now please try to learn to remember and please don't procrastimate!

Anonymous said...


* dono

*mat mongol zzzzz

*noh..noh ..omar?

* dono

* dono also

*the tan seri who last time or still is the chairman of Gabem, yes?

*the mantan mb of Perlis aa? a pakcik drebar teksi told me once maa..

* not sure one la this one

*this one aa no secret one already out in the papers many years ago maa.. you know who what? the menteri ayam maa.. haiyah.. selangor maa..

Uncle, how many korek answer? got price aa?

Uncle, why not ask about that "raba" federal minister? you know who one maa..
-ms. ong-

Unknown said...

Eh kuching kurap(big cat,it seems),
The government just happen to be a Malay Muslim majority who more often than not F-up big time by abusing their positions!Who do you blame?Trouble is these cretins think they are 'the untouchables' but time's running out.....

Ahmad Syafiq said...

1. A Chief Editor of a mainstream newspaper who had an affair with a young girl while his wife lay paralysed in bed – Zam himself.
2. A Chief Minister who eloped to Thailand to secretly marry his second wife – Muhammad Mohd Taib (then Chief Minister of Selangor).
3. A Federal Minister who was caught with a female artiste in a Port Dickson hotel room – Najib Tun Razak (Defence Minister) and Ziana Zain.
4. A Federal Minister whose brother was arrested for drug trafficking – Muhyiddin Yassin.
5. A Federal Minister who had an affair with someone else’s wife that eventually resulted in a broken marriage – Ruhaini Ahmad.
6. A Chief Minister who had an affair with someone else’s wife that eventually resulted in a broken marriage – Muhammad Mohd Taib.
7. A Chief Minister who had an affair with an under-aged girl – Rahim Tambi Chik (then Melaka Chief Minister).
8. A Chief Minister who had an affair with a girl who eventually gave birth to an illegitimate child – Shahidan Kassim (Perlis Chief Minister).
9. A Chief Minister who kept an under-aged mistress at a condominium in Kuala Lumpur – Shahidan Kassim.
10. A religious leader who had an illicit affair and who is now holding a prominent position in a very important government religious body - Ismail Ibrahim of the National Fatwah Council.
11. A Chief Minister who had an affair with his sister-in-law who have birth to an illegitimate child – Abu Hassan Omar (then Selangor Chief Minister).

Well, let's hope that answers your questions then. LOL!

zorro said...

Ahmad get an A++++++
for matching the right person with the wrongs! Can I buy you a teh-tarik session?

wong said...

at these rate of hassan alis , soon we all be screwed....unless we get the house kick those mad cats ..we be oon be history

rocky said...

ahmad syafiq you are good lo. I had couple of unknown and you helped me to fill in the gaps. Thanks mate

big cat....only fight back you have is to bring racial issue