Thursday, October 29, 2009

TANGO IS PASSE JOCELINE, TRY LAMBADA....MORE TACTILE.

I had settled down to some pre-brunch reading of  Off the Edge's KESAMARATAAN - talking with PKR's bright young things about the messy business of Malaysian Egalitarianism, I was  rudely distracted when an agitated kopitiam companion threw Joceline Tan column over my reading with: " Your b.**** at it again."  I had decided early this morning (2:45am) would be dedicated to shaking off an iritating cold and do no blogging and do mare laps in the pool. I don't read the Star at all, but my companion was insistent and i did a uick perusal to appease her. I carried the Ipoh proceedings live and very much aware of the happenings. There goes my resolve not to blog today. She wrote:


Dr Zambry was unflappable and his team behaved with utmost decorum but it still takes two to tango in style.

When you have free passage into the assembly chambers what is so great about being unflappable......and of course Zambie and Gunar tangoed in style, but did not cause any arousal which normally follows a well executed tango. Here is a lambada treat just in case you are oblivious to this sensuous import from Brazil





She also wrote:



As for the Pakatan team, this is simply not the sort of behaviour expected of elected representatives.



You mean this?





Zambie's TEAM acted with decorum? No Jossy, don't try the lambada, it doesn't become you!

 

36 comments:

BennyLong said...

Incident in Perak really shameful...

Anonymous said...

aiya, zorro. why bother with a prostitute from STAR. Just like the editor in chief. if they have to sell their mother, they will. figuratively, no?

Anonymous said...

She (Joceline) must be blind not to notice the obstacles the PKR Aduns faced when they tried to enter the Perak State Assembly.

She should watch the videos to find out the truth. Only moron cannot comprehend what is shown in the videos.

Lao' Cha said...

Maybe Woozy Jossy wanted Zambi Tambi and Gunar Goon to do the Dick-switch Sandwich on her till her Crappy Flappies looks like Swollen Melon.

Anonymous said...

NIAMAH, is this 1Malaysia?

KNN< no shame 1Malaysia huh?

Anonymous said...

TRULY TRULY TRULY 1Malaysia in display. FULL of 1BULLSHIT from the cops. KPI MET?

Hawkeye said...

Bitch is just sucking up to Um..No! What do you expect from bitches all they do is lick lick lick.
Even dirty shoes they lick, throw a ball and they will run after it pick it up and return.
Maybe she is desperate for a raise and promotion.
In this country we have dirty politics and dirty corruptions and now we have dirty journalism.

Piurple Haze said...

This is a case of Jossy not considering the facts of the incident before writing the "news".

Sigh, such is the state of the MSM.

nstman said...

Joceline Tan, Malaysia's ugliest political writer, is an insult to journalism. She sexes up her stories with 10th hand hearsay and backlane gossip to titillate readers. Tiuniamah.

Anonymous said...

uncle zorro, your b**** in truely in a world of her own lah. she practically eat all the shits drop by the BN and say it taste fantastic.... she is born with eye but is blind, born with ears but is deaf , born with a mouth but spill out only shits and foulness.

artchan said...

Josie the pussycat or Josie the prostitute?

Anonymous said...

Just treat her as a joke lah. After all, she's just earning her keep and perhaps trying hard to earn a datukship in the process, just like her boss.

Anonymous said...

Don't read The Star?
Stop bull-shitting.
Where do you get your stories if not from the MSM.
What do you know? Nothing.

Anonymous said...

The whole world is watching.

THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING!

Anonymous said...

Jocie is all rubbish..she wrote rubbish as she is married to corruptions & loads of JUNKies.
I tore the page upon reading it yesterday. I took Jocey's years of rubbish collumn as pure entertainment for me to reinforced my anger on BN's propaganda & media's freedom on writting fable & tales instead of reporting real news.

Putuiiiii....JUNKie JOsie

ipohUNK

Sahmad said...

Joceline must have missed her days in NST under Kadir Jasin. It is sad that she will sacrifice professionalism for a itsy bitsy slice of staying in a paying job. As a professional journalist and to be true to principles of good journalism, one must always remember that this BN govt in Perak are usurpers of the govt the people have voted into power. Losing sight of one's professional ethnics is probably the first thing one needs to do to stay in MSM to dapat nasi! Times must be pretty hard for Joceline.

Anonymous said...

Zorro, she got her B-end's KPI to meet. So sell whatever also boleh.

KoSong Cafe said...

If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me? - The Bellamy Brothers come to mind.

If Zambry and gang were escorted while Nizar were prevented, were there rules in the first place and she expected decorum?

Nga Kor Ming was reported to have said that a policeman actually grabbed his 'jewels'... to confirm that he has what it takes?

The policeman must be a sex maniac.

Anonymous said...

Tell your STAR EDITOR this is a free country ( look-like) and please write more about the MCA fracas .

The Perak fiasco will carry on till the next GE.

But the MCA in fightings will carry on until the party is BUBAR.

Write about your MCA only and do not KACAU the PR.

WE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MCA MCA MCA AND TELL US WHEN IT WILL COLLAPSE.

Anonymous said...

some of us just blog.
some of us blogs and shows up too.

some of us just comment.
some of us post comments and show up too.

all u who just post comments, u r doing it as a recreational thing; or merely filling in time till your next appointment.

if u r serious about CHANGE, u SHOW UP next time there is any occassions which call for the show of PEOPLE POWER.

be there personally. give real meaning to POWER TO THE PEOPLE.

4RAKYAT

Old Fart said...

Hi Bernard

I believe your examples might just be beyond the understanding of joceline. You may need to go to her office, and from the time she disembarks from her car, you got to obstruct her path to her desk all the way. Maybe then she might understand the difference between a Tango and a Lambada is it?

Jong said...

The 'spineless' have a job to do too, to put food on the table for their family. Prostitutes say the same so the similarities lah!

The whole plan was well executed by Barisan Nasional. It all began when Pakatan Rakyat lawmakers were hindered, refused entry then pushed around and then there was metal detectors/bodychecks to fuss them up by some 30 security personnel to cause confusion and that was when jostling, grabble and punching began. SivaKumar was roughened up, grabbed from behind to choke him at the diaphram in their attempt to snatch away the Speaker’s songkok and robe. I received info it was ASP Bala who went for the songkok.

Inside the Assembly, Ganesan started the sitting without a care while Pakatan Rakyat lawmakers were deliberately delayed entry.
This was what Mainstream media/tv had this to report:

“…the sitting began and none of the PR Aduns were anywhere to be seen ”.

Thanks to Bernama/tv3 news for their colloboration!

Anonymous said...

The next time i meet up with this Josie, i am gonna shove my big dick in her fucking moth.

Anonymous said...

what could you possibly expect from a hare brain datuk wannabe who been doing dirty dancing with umno all her life...

Anonymous said...

PR reps need to grow up

Patricia said...

Methinks Ms Tan needs to learn what unbiased and objective reporting
is all about. Perhaps she should visit
The Nut Graph to find out.

Anonymous said...

It's ALL FOR THE MONEY AND LICKING AS%%%%.

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Anonymous said...

ZORRO
NO WONDER MALAYSIA PM NEED TO "PAY" TO MEET PRESIDENT OBAMA, WHEREAS OBAMA INVITED LEE KUAN YEW TO MEET HIM IN WASHINGTON. MALAYSIAN PM IS A MONKEY DUMBO ASS!!!! HOW COULD MALAYSIAN GET A DUMB FAT IDIOT TO BE CRIME MINISTER ONE.....?

SEL LOR, LIKE THIS!


http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Singapore/Story/A1Story20091030-176739.html

Fri, Oct 30, 2009
AFP

Obama welcomes 'legendary' Lee Kuan Yew

WASHINGTON - US President Barack Obama on Wednesday lauded Singapore's "legendary" founding father Lee Kuan Yew, as he sought advice ahead of his first trip to Asia since taking office.

Anonymous said...

Just look at the two faces.

You do not be a FENG SHUI FACE MASTER to differentate.

Zambry - have the face of bad guy mixture of the worse Indian DNA and bad Melayu DNA.

Nizar - Good Guy better mix of very good Chinese DNA and best Melayu DNA.

If you have a daughter for marriage , who will you introduce to ?? The answer is obvious.

Anonymous said...

Stop equating that "thing" to prostitutes and female canines. It is a gross insult to them.

Anonymous said...

The SUK building is not a zoo.

Your Pakatan Rakyat reps behaved and acted like animals fit for the cages of Taiping zoo further north which I'm sure the police will not bother to stop them from entering.

Anonymous said...

How could we all continue to support and vote for PR when their extreme childish behaviour in the Dewan are very obvious that they are there just to distrupt the sitting?


HatiHitam

Anonymous said...

damn funny...whoever behaving like monkeys in the video, pls show it to your kids. they can behave better when entering class after the morning assembly in school. what a shame!

Anonymous said...

personal gains.....PERSONAL GAINS.... if the reps can't look into the plight of the people, pls leave. instead of helping bringing up issues to improve the lives of perakeans, all they do is create havoc everytime there is an assembly. so many months have passed, what have they achieved instead of showing the whole world that they are childish and stoopid?? when you can't fight the police with your bare hands, USE YOUR BRAIN!!!

Anonymous said...

i see a few assholes here posting stupid comments.PR reps acting like monkeys? u got to be fucking kidding me. pls f off with that joce-bitch from the star.