Thursday, October 15, 2009

NOW THIS IS CRUEL! 1MALAYSIA, 1 TOILET!














WHAT IS CRUEL? Putting this story on N3 (Star) is! It is stretching the PM's 1 Malaysia orgasmic outpourings and diluting its portent substance too thin. The PM has already french-capped in Paris that from 1 Malaysia would evolve 1 Region and ultimately 1 World. We don't need a lowly Terengganu State Education, Higher Learning, Human Resource, Science and Technology Committee Chairman Ahmad Razif Abd Rahman to outdo the PM. This guy is too overloaded (portfolio wise - 4 in 1) and had to unload this "1 Toilet policy in a move to liberalise education, where teachers ...and even school principals ...will soon have to share toilets with their students". Hello, this way shit will fly and we don't ever need the fan!  

He must have strained deliberating over "this policy in line with the 1 Malaysia concept, and teachers and students could have a feeling of oneness"and  dropped the matter with "we want students to have a sense of belonging that we believe would inspire them to excel further in their education" and before exiting the outhouse proclaimed "when students share the toilets with the teacer, they (the students) will believe that they are on par with academicians and this automatically invokes a sense of being important to an organisation, which, in this case is the school."

For hygiene purposes I am against this sharing of 1 toilet. I am proposing this 4 in 1 concept (ABOVE). However the school management can be creative if it believes in some exchange programs!

I await my good friend Chegu Nazir to do a piece on this!

31 comments:

donplaypuks® said...

Was this guy born stupid or did he go to a university and learn how to become a moron?

dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

teo siew chin said...

OMG....somebody's brain is not between the ears but the dash dash dash ??!! what will there come up with next!

Anonymous said...

I beg to differ one thing though, in America we college students share the same toilets with the college professors. Over there ranks like PhD does not entitle you to have your own toilets.

When I first work at USM (back in 2001 right after I came back from the States), I see that they still practice this separation, lecturers have their own toilets and students are expected to use the ones allocated for them. Funny, how an institution such as USM would do such a thing, in still practicing ranks and separation between students and lecturers. I was taught in America that students should not be afraid of lecturers. We talk to professors as if we were friends. Laughing and all, but still we respect them as being our teachers. I don't understand why our universities are still cooped up in this concept of separation and ranks.

On the other hand, we Malaysians seriously need to understand the do's & don'ts on using toilets. Probably we don't come from the same family that use the same type of toilets (some use seated toilets, some others squat ones). It's about time we have Toilet Education 101 for Malaysians.

GH

Anonymous said...

Now that Najis has introduced the 1Toilet programmee, he can now shit together with all of you. So you cannot blame him for shitting (najising) as you are all together in it.

Anonymous said...

1Malaysia = 1Toilet!!

hahhahahaa... even the UMNO men don understand what the PM's 1Malaysia is all about! They just want to emulate his stylo and put 1 on every phrase. Good one, looks like more job for the PR company. Have to come out with another story board to explain what this 1Mlaysia is all about... 1Toilet??? hehehahahahahahahahaha....

toyolbuster said...

This Ahmad Razif must have contracted Syphilis in his brains from frequenting public loo to often. He should be talking about upgrading of studies instead of pissing about with the janitorial faculty.

Anonymous said...

this one nonsense has gotten out of hand. it no longer funny. just pain sad. truly pitiful.

Zanie said...

I think it's a sarcasm. Simply means that UMNO is shit already and since almost all the government machinery are in deep shit now why not dump them together in 1 big toilet, hence 1toilet of 1Malaysia..ha!ha!ha!

Anonymous said...

wow! sharing a toilet will inculcate a sense of belonging that would inspire them to excel further in their education?
double wow!! when students share toilets with their teacher, they will believe that they are on par with academicians..."

get real man!! 1toilet - it means the students now know their teachers' shit smell the same as theirs!

... and this idea came from some education chairman's mouth.

no wonder our education standard has gone ... the opposite way!

Anonymous said...

this 1 stuff is real FULL of SHIT. real apt 1TANDAS.

How about 1MORON from Gandhi King Mandela Zambry the 1DELUSIONAL.

Samuel Goh Kim Eng said...

BEING ONE IN THE LOO

Latest hypothesis in oneness
Those who piss together as one
Will be likely to stick together as one
If they don't mind transparency and politeness

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 161009
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
Fri. 16th Oct. 2009.

Anonymous said...

I like the idea of sharing the same toilet for teacher and students. I hope this will improve toilet hygiene in the school.
We should not shoot down any idea that is not commonly seen around us. Any good idea no matter how small should improve Malaysian image.

Liew Wee Keong

zacharias said...

haha, this reminds me of the REVOLUSI TANDAS campaign launched by Najib couple of years ago ( I think 2006). haa, now I clearly see the link between his previous catchphrase (tandas berkualiti) with 1malaysia.

still remember the song?

Tandas berkualiti sudah tidak bau masam
bayar dua puluh sen boleh duduk sampai malam

oh tandas berkualiti, oh berak senang hati
oh tandas berkualiti, oh berak senang hati

poh yoke said...

What is Ahmad Razif Abd Rahman's qualification?Is he himself inspired to excel just because he shares the same toilet as his boss? Our children are not inspired to excel in their education and feel a oneness with the family just because they share the toilet with us, the parents who are paying for their education, at home.We do not want them to think that they are on par with the teacher. Rather we want them to be motivated and inspired by dedicated, competent and wise teachers. If adults make such foolish suggestions, is it any wonder why the students think we are stupid and not worth listening to?

Anonymous said...

Shit mentality.

Anonymous said...

Darn, and I thought 1Toilet means guys sharing toilets with girls. That I don't mind at all. =PP

Anonymous said...

look like all this UMNO want to please Najib and come out with all kind of 1..... this 1 tandas will cause downfall to this guy, and he will be cleaning Najib najis 1 toilet for the rest of his life. serve him right.

Anonymous said...

Funny you guys don't see it.

This fella's a PR guy in disguise and simply putting 1Malaysia where it belongs.

Anonymous said...

If 1Toilet means teachers and students are equal, does 1Malaysia mean Malay, Chinese, Indians, Kadazans, Ibans, Punjabi, and all races in Malaysia are equal?

If not, shut the shit up

Anonymous said...

May be in remeberance of the lover's name which sounds like ONE .
So wherever he goes , ONE is always there even in the ONE toilet.

How about ONE way ticket ?

Heart-break hotel.

Anonymous said...

I don't mind the 1 toilet idea. But to make it a law and associate it with the 1 Malaysia slogan.....is a tad (maybe a lot) too far and idiotic. Just have a campaign for it.

Anonymous said...

Dear Uncle Zorro

If "1Malaysia" goes down well with the Malaysian public, then why does
"1Toilet" need to come up??

Phua Kai Lit

Ah Beng Crosby said...

The most important thing about 1 Malaysia is 1 bangsa, 1 really united Malaysian and not 1 Malaysia of Malay, Chinese, Indian dan lain lain. Until now, 1Malaysia is nothing but a name with an empty shell. Brittle and hollow.

Anonymous said...

Fantastic idea from the brain dead Ahmad Razif Abd. Rahman. I'm sure he will next propose 1PUSSY where he will share his wife with the rest of 1UMNO as a show of solidarity and unity.

Anonymous said...

chinese pendatangs was brought up again from a johore moron adun = seditious, right !?

Anonymous said...

1Toilet, I Najis now can can najis and shit together with all of you. hahaha

Zaki said...

While the idea of teachers and students sharing toilet is by itself worthy of consideration, to actually call it 1Toilet and attaching it to PM's 1Malaysia is just ridiculous.

Having said that, most universities already have such arrangements but to expect primary school teachers to share toilets with their students (7 to 12 years olds) is just not practical. These small kids don't shoot straight! The intention maybe is to increase students' self-esteem, but it may in fact result into teachers losing theirs.

chong said...

everytime i heard on the 1 malaysia slogan, i wanna puke. i just wonder how it feels for them to actually say it.

Anonymous said...

This so called 1 this 1 that might have originated from the Felda scheme in the seventies; the peneroka's house.

The peneroka at that time was given 1 house with 1 bedroom, 1 living room (actually the living room and bedroom are the same), 1 kitchen and 1 bathroom.

And the PM at that time was ... .

Anonymous said...

This so called 1 this 1 that might have originated from the Felda scheme in the seventies; the peneroka's house.
The peneroka at that time was given 1 house with 1 bedroom, 1 living room (actually the living room and bedroom are the same), 1 kitchen and 1 bathroom.

And the PM at that time was ... .

Anonymous
October 18, 2009 1:17 AM


Yeah, the PM at that time was none other than Najib's father, Tun Abd Razak. So maybe that's how 1Malaysia came to Najib's mind.

Simon said...

Do you think the 1Brain guy will come up with the 1Malaysia 1Grave concept? All races in one burial place?