The TROIKA (Deep Throat, Little Bird and Hantu) were nursing their malt-spiked teh tarik that Hajee Rayman surreptitiously serves every time these three couriers of good, bad or ugly news hit the Heroes Café. This is Hajee’s ploy to get these three to loosen up and to unload or uphold. After the preliminary 5 stengahs each, the repartee went into overdrive:
Warning: Discretion is advised if one opts to read further and parental guidance is unnecessary as minors are never allowed in Heroes.


And they left this for Hajee Rayman to digest:
THINGS HAPPEN NOT WITHOUT A REASON OR TWO!
PETRONAS BASHING IS ORCHESTRATED.
THE TARGET IS NOT PETRONAS. THATS WHAT THEY WANT EVERYBODY TO THINK.
THE TARGET IS TAN SRI HASSAN MARICAN, PRESIDENT CEO OF PETRONAS.
AND TAN SRI HASSAN MARICAN IS A TOUGH NUT TO CRACK.
TO REPLACE HASSAN IS NOT AN EASY TASKS.
SO WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY COMES, KJ & CO TOOK FULL ADVANTAGE TO BASH
PETRONAS.
USING MASS MEDIA WHICH HE CONTROLS, USING MANY BLOOGEES (?) TO PLANT HATE MAILS INTO VARIOUS LOCAL SITES AND EVEN TO THE EXTENT OF SPREADING SMSes SENT NATIONWIDE TO BOYCOTT PETRONAS STATIONS AND PRODUCTS, HE IS SEEING THE DESIRED RESULTS.
HE FURTHER ATTACK PETRONAS FOR NOT BEING TRANSPARENT IN THE ANNUAL
ACCOUNTS, WHICH IS STRANGE BECAUSE KHAZANAH NASIONAL DO NOT EVEN PUBLISH ITS ANNUAL ACCOUNT. IT IS PETRONAS THAT IS BEING BASHED.
TAN SRI HASSAN CAME OUT DEFENDING PETRONAS SAYING ACCOUNTS ARE AVAILABLE, ONLY CERTAIN PEOPLE REFUSES TO READ IT!
HAJEE DOWNED HIS LACED TEH TARIK AND TOOK UP THE OTHER PIECE LEFT BY THE TRIO:
There was a saying that if you have other nationalities working as domestic help in your household, chances are the following goes missing
Get Viets, dogs missing
Get Bangla, girls missing
Get Indon, money, missing
Get Chinese, husband missing
Get African, wife missing
But now its worse... this pilihan raya betui-betui kepala pusing!
Get Najid, Mongolian missing
Get Toyo, temples missing
Get Samy, shares missing
Get Rustam, pigs missing
Get Zainudin, info missing
Get Nazri, truth missing
Get Hisham, keris missing
Get Soi Lek, Viagra missing
Get Dr M, memory missing
Get Ka Ting, do nothing, every 'ting' missing
Get Badawi, always sleeping and missing
Get Tsu Koon, LP missing
Get Kit Siang, chilli padi missing
Get Anwar, tilam missing
Alamak, betui-betui kepala pusing
GET KHAIRY JAMALUDDIN... MALAYSIA MISSING!
got to go now to meet the Farmer from Bentong and the anti-NS cell at another mamak joint
UPDATE ON ATTACK ON PETRONAS (11July 08):
DEFEND HE DID, HE TRIED, BUT HASSAN DO NOT HAVE THE POWER KJ HAS.
SILLY ALLEGATIONS WERE THROWN AT PETRONAS ALL WITH EVIL INTENTION TO MAKE PEOPLE ANGRY AT HASSAN FOR THE FUEL HIKE WHICH WAS ACTUALLY A
GOVERNMENT DECISION.
THE MODUS OPERANDI WAS SIMILAR TO KHAZANAH NASIONAL, BUT PETRONAS SEEM MORE DIFFICULT.
MORE ATTEMPTS TO UNSEAT HASSAN WILL BE PLAN BY THESE GREEDY PEOPLE, AND ALL THEY NEED IS A WRONG MOVE BY HASSAN. SO FAR HE HAS DONE NONE OF IT.
ONCE THEY WIN, THEY WILL REPLACE HASSAN WITH THEIR OWN PEOPLE AND PETRONAS MONEY (OUR MONEY) WILL BE AT THEIR DISPOSAL!
SOME ONE MUST STOP THESE CULPRITS. AND DON'T SAY I DID NOT FOREWARN YOU.
BARBARIAN AT THE GATES OF PETRONAS!
In the future, whenever the gomen says that they will be a rally, when none is planned, we all shall stage a mogok by staying at home.