Wednesday, May 6, 2009

ZAKI TO MUSA

Chief Justice of Malaysia, Tan Sri Datuk Seri Zaki, like his other judge-associates live a very cloistered and near-monastic life. They, by the nature of their jobs, cannot consort with any Ahmad, Ah Chong and Samy....more so if Ahmad, Ah Chong and Samy are tycoons.

Tonight Tan Sri was informed that a group of people met for a candlelight vigil in front of the Brickfields Police Station for remanded Wong Chin Huat. The OCPD in charge saw the small gathering and took action: " Saya OCPD Brickfields, I want you to disperse on the count of 3....1,2,3, tangkap semua....lelaki, perempuan.....semua tangkap,"

One chinaman Cop at Dataran Merdeka, sometime ago gave candlelight vigilers to disperse to the count of 15, another at MBPJ gave them three minutes. Now it is to the count of 3. The slogan " 1 Malaysia, People first and Performance now" is really reaping its harvest especially from these little tin-can cops.

Tan Sri, I am told at the RSC Oval this evening, is hopping mad and he intends to write this missive to Musa, the Police Inspector General.

Hey, Mus, your people are getting out of hand. Those people are gathering in sympathy for Wong. They are not armed with parangs....only candles. I know your people are afraid of the Chow Kit area because the bad people have parangs, swords and home-made pistols. But these people are unarmed. Your OCPD is stupid....how can people disperse at the count of three. Your are arresting people for no good reason. You are wasting the time of my judges. They have bigger cases to sit on and what type of judgments do you think my colleagues can mete out to people who are armed with candles? I don't remember Tsu Khoon announcing the number of arrests as part of KPI. Your peoples job is to arrest snatch-thieves, mat rempits, and lock-up slaughterers. You job is to look for missing people (how many now, and how many found?).

Tonight I heard you say on TV that it is difficult to monitor snatch thieves. You say we come here they go there. Then you should have your people over here and over there. Many times I pass your various office complex and I just wonder why so many squad cars are parked in the premises. If all your cars are on the road, this is a deterrent and we won't have this pregnant lady die and her two-month old foetus too. One, two, three, tangkap semua. That is childishly simple, kan?


I travel a lot up and down the country.....seldom do I see any police presence except during your Op this and Op that. Get your squad cars to travel up and down the North South and we will have less accident s and less speeding. If it is too taxing do a sort of relay. To be frank, the police force is not what it used to be when I was a young man. The truth has to be told. You need to spend some quality time thinking about this.

And you have to tell your IOs to buck up on their investigations. Their incompetence is embarrassing. Their shoddy work make it difficult for our Prosecuters. Your people are giving my associates in the judiciary a bad name, do you know that?

Now how do you intend to charge these 15 people you arrested tonight? Did they destroy public property. Were they abusive? Did they show bad signs like that oaf MP from sabah or the Menteri Besar of Pahang? OK illegal assembly of more than 3 or 4. We are the only country with this rule! (Maybe Singapore too, but why must we be aping them all the time?) People First? I will have to talk to Hisham about this.

Earlier today you also arrested ChguBard and his three friends for presenting a cake to PM. Of course you say it is disrespectful....but respect must be earned, kan? And you guys arrest Mat Sabu because he asked people to assemble for special prayers at 5am tomorrow at the Ipoh Mosque.Can't wear Black, can't have special prayers! I am going to recommend that we have special prayers for you and your boys.

You and I work for the government and the rakyat is laughing at us most of the time, if not all the time? Why? We need to think seriously about this. Tomorrow in Ipoh, I hope your guys wont be too trigger happy, then not only Malaysians but the whole world will again laugh at us. Good night, I have work to do.

Musa never received this letter, as a planted SB took it to Hisham.....or is it a figment of my black imagination!

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bet you all with what I have (which is not much anyway). IF Pakatan ever get to form the Federal Government, all those men in blue with all their pips and ironed uniforms shall make a 360 degree touraround and kiss the ground where they all shit. These are ungentlemen of the highest disrepute who serve their master who are in power. Whoever sits in Putrajaya, you can bet the IGP would lick their arses. And down to the lowly ranked Constables This is their mindset. What's so 'Royal' about their tag? My dog's nametag has more honour.
malsia1206

Anonymous said...

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DanielYKL said...

Hi Zorro,

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Anonymous said...

cops are so fucking hardworking.

every public holiday, they set speed trap in bukit kiara. max 80km for 6 lane highway.

just guess how many were caught speeding. no problem, not here or there.Musa, thanks.

Hamba said...

Hmmm...No wearing black tomorrow. Wonder what the CJ is going to wear? A purple suit ala The Joker or baju batik? All the judges and lawyers are not wearing their traditional black robes to court for fear of arrest tomorrow? What about black cars? Hair? Shoes? Bet you that our new ambassador to US will not bring his black suit...The only ambassador in DC with white suit and white shoes...

Muhammad Firdaus Christopher said...

Yo bro,

I am absolutely amused with the "letter" to Musa and sure sounds like something that Zaki is capable of but sadly, it didn't reach the IGP.. :-)

Anyway, great write up & guess what, I immediately send it out to fellow comrades to make them soften up to the night/ bed.

God Bless You.

Muhammad Firdaus Christopher

Henley said...

Hi uncle Bernard..
lolzzzzz... another RPK in the making..king of dramas eh??? Good job, had me in giggles tho. :p Oh, one more thing, my mother died last night, I was wondering if I can wear black?? Only consolation is my hair aint black, just a little bit grey!!

Starmandala said...

Patience, people... POWERFUL TRANSFORMATIONS are upon us... whether we are ready or not, whether Umno likes it or not! The Wheel of Fortune spins... Batu besar berguling turun, batu kecil berguling naik... and greedy, grasping gestapomen like Musa Hassan & Gani Patail & their contract-dispensing puppetmasters in Umno will soon feature only in horror comics.

STAY CLEAR OF AIRBORNE SWINE SWEAT!

Anonymous said...

The police are no longer with the people. It's now all politics and they only answer to their political masters. That's why they are so embolden and just ignore the public criticism. We can complain until the cows come home but to hell with the people as far as they are concerned. The situation is getting from bad to worse. The IGP no longer deserves to head the police force. How true the saying that a fish starts to rot from the head.

alibaba

Keriss said...

Maybe police will be able to efficiently combat crimes when they are not unnecessarily stretched with hassle from inconsiderate malaysians who only know how to riot, cause mayhem, demonstrate on our roads and cause inconvinience to decent law abiding citizens.

When police are forced to act because of this selfish people to protect the majority, how are they suppose to combat crime?

Eric said...

Zorro, we pray for your prompt release. Looks like PRDM has forgotten all decency by going rampage on restaurant patrons.
Hope their respective gods will forgive them because they have to enforce stupid orders from completely corrupt bosses.

Anonymous said...

zaki2,engkau percaya ada tuhan tak dlm dunia ini.???Org yg jadi hakim sebelah kakinya dah dlm neraka...takutlah kepda Allah.

peng said...

Bernard, I know it will be some time before you can moderate this comment. I read of your arrest. I am outraged at the arrogance of the police and the BN govt. I hope you are okay and will be released soon. Good people do not deserved to be treated in this manner, like you and the others arrested today, and YB Siva being dragged out of the dewan!
I wish you well and safe. God bless!
I will be most happy when you moderate this comment!

Anonymous said...

Ha ha. Good one uncle Zorro. I wish that letter is really true. Is not wrong to wish, Am I?

~Penang Mali

KIMHO8 said...

Zorro The Hero,

Are you alright?

zorro said...

PEOPLE, I am perfectly A OK. Helen Ang too is fine. We just came back to KL about half an hour ago, per kindness of Danny (DelCapo).

Anonymous said...

what the police did to the indian speaker today, dragging him by the limbs, that's what amno had been doing to the indians for the last 50 years... treating the indians like pariah drunkard.

and the best part, today they showed it to the whole world how the indians should be treated.

and bet they will continue to treat the indians like pariah in a million years to come and unless...

matt said...

Good to hear you r ok master anyway the world was shown our slow transformation to zimbabwe.

peng said...

Great to know you are out and ok. Take care.

Anonymous said...

So glad you are OK.
Take care of yourself.

Time to be remorseful said...

"........I hope that Zorro, along with Helen, and the others do not continue to stir up emotions. Can't anyone see that the chaos in Perak was actually caused by the representatives that were elected by the voters?
Calling for protest and gathering, whilst proceeding to 'hantam' the government seems to be the tactics that Anwar was so fond of. And he is doing it again. Create civil unease, stop the inflow of investment, and then wait in the sidelines, and hopeful to claim the throne, and then, wallah, open the rear doors to his foreign friends.....

http://muststopthis.blogspot.com/2009/05/how-do-we-define-civil-disobedience.html

Anonymous said...

To Malaysia's Favourite Uncle - sooooo glad you're safe:))))))

Anonymous said...

hee tore up a rm50.00 note into pieces = an offence, right ?
polis report pls !!

Anonymous said...

Uncle Zorro, I read from Anil's live streaming that the police got you in the morning. I hope you are back home now and can't wait to read your blogs of your personal account whilst in detention as well as the pandemonium in Perak. Wishing you well.

Anonymous said...

ZOORO STRIKES AGAIN.
Glad to know you have been released before you could do damage to the police station and you are back in KL ready to go fishing again.
The Pakatan Rakyat did not lose yesterday. It was the best publicity given for the next bye-election.
It may have gone better if Raja Petra was there to give some advice to them on strategy. When the 10 suspended ADUNs refused to leave the Dewan and the sargeant- at-arms refused to carry out the Speaker's orders, he should have sensed that the Usurpers had got all the civil servants and police on their side. The speaker should have convened the Assembly and officially thrown out all the motions put forward by the Usurpers. He could have made a pronouncement that anything said by the 10 suspendees were not valid and are to be discarded, just like bad rubbish.
We need people on our side who can think sideways and grasp the situation faster.
God Bless to you, Zorro, until your next outing.

SOBA said...

BRO ZORRO

ARE U OKAY? I HEARD OF THE ARREST. I WAS THERE AND THEY SAID YOU WERE ARRESTED. FOR ME I WAS BEWILDERED, WASTE TIME , WASTE MONEY, WASTED EFFORT AND FOR NOTHING. SO EASILY WE LOST EVERYTHING. VERY SAD, VERY SAD AND TIRED. WE ACHIEVED NOTHING. WE WERE LIKE MINNOWS BEING SHOVED ABOUT. ANYWAY THAT ASIDE I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU ARE ALRIGHT. I WENT TO THE BALAI POLIS IN SG. SENAM BUT WAS RUDELY TOLD OFF. SAD

anti-hindraf said...

Anon 2009 9:04 PM

Dont be so opportunistic and stir up racial sentiments of this incident. Didnt you know that the Sultan had already appointed a new Speaker who now controls the majority?

And guess what race the new speaker is? So how are you going to twist this now?

Anonymous said...

anti-hindraf, ...@#$%^&*...arn't u blind & sick : who has appointed a NEW speaker !!?? ....@#$%^&* !!

YOU have tarnished sultan's reputation !!

Anonymous said...

Hey Anti-Hindraf !

That "not rakyat elected fake" Speaker is an Indian whom YB Hamizah (lady frm UMNO) has cursed is much poison then snake..., yet she second the proposed motion..remember? She is the snake.

Why cant the "POWER HUNGRY" simply wait for the court decision 1st. b4 assembly. This UMNO always rush into things (due to desperation). 1st the backdoor takeover (MB b4 Vote of Confidence)....2nd Najib own invitation b4 Tuanku's (result got scolded) & now this..

UMNO always gave excuse all this technical lah...which means u guys ignore the rules & laws.

Thomas shd ask for change of RM45.00 back from HEE. That midget not wort RM50.

HindrafSupporter

iman said...

ugly scene.. 'SG30'? or 'PL30'? or maybe 'PR-0' ?

watever, true color of PR reps.. imagine what if they have chance to control parliament?

khoo, who ever u r, time to be wiser... the next GE will not be far away and it worth to stay cool and wait for the time! meantime, we younger people have life to live... Please!!

amoker said...

hey bro, how are u? i heard u got jailed in Perak.

Anonymous said...

That new speaker, is he an elected rep?

Then what business do he have to barged into the assembly in the first place.

No wonder that Hamizah called him a snake.

Anonymous said...

anti-hindraf...

"And guess what race the new speaker is? So how are you going to twist this now?"

i don't know if there is any truth but heard this guy following that zambree flers & declare : "I WANT TO BE A MAMAK!" yes? yes!

Anonymous said...

Nanti korang kat Penanti.

zorro said...

IMAN said "khoo, who ever u r, time to be wiser... the next GE will not be far away and it worth to stay cool and wait for the time! meantime, we younger people have life to live... Please!!"

OK Iman, we are not forcing you to do anything....go ahead and live your life, if you wish to close your eyes to what is happening around you. Go ahead live your life. Some of us will try to make it a better place for your kids.

Anonymous said...

that woman din call him a snake : in fact she prefers NOT to kill the snake 1st wen she sees him with a snake !!

zombie is a 100% indian adopted by malays > 50 years ago !

syamil said...

I think u guys are making it worse for my kids.