Sunday, May 24, 2009

WAKIL BUGGING ME AGAIN......

EITHER, Wakil is stalking me or he is staking me out. Same difference, no? I received this in the mail....."Uncle Zorro, I went to your hotel but the front desk told us you guys checked out at 1:00pm. Why lah? I brought some fans of the Special Bunch from the island."

OK Wakil, I am sorry about the fans....here is why.

I for once (oooppps before Pete HERE gives me a voodoo prick from Brisbane for bad grammar!!!!) I for one wanted to stay for the whole duration like I always do during by-elections but the financial market is so bad despite Performance Now PM claim that he is staying out of the Penanti by-elections to address our economy, This has not worked in our favor so the four of us decided to head for home.

However our head groundsman Viveg will work the circuit. Hantu too, in effort to get back into my good books has said that his first-cousins (two of them) is on Spring-break and have volunteered to help out. Thanks gang and I am sorry that I have to restrict you guys to just one beer a day.

Jibby's assertion that UMNO won't even send any observers is class 1, division 1 popycock. The police presence is still heavy, the heli is buring up our money and making some side money, it was rumored, giving joyrides to some VIPs and their families. That could be the reason those helis dont fly low.

Before coming to Penanti for nomination day we were of the consensus that PR machinery was well-oiled and raring to go, and probably they can manage comfortably since nemisis UMNO was a no-show. That of course is another popycock perception. The Independents are well-funded and my cock-eyed perception is that they want PR to be conmplacent. Don't be sjurprised UMNO will spring some surprises, sources close to UMNO whispered to the Duke.

Anyway, if I had my way I will string up that independent lady by her teats, and those two guys by their pricks. One of the guys lost his deposit in Bukit gantang and this siamese cat wants to be in the same cage with the another one with bigger paws. The EC should hike up their fees to at least 20k so that these violaters of mothers don't play play with by elections.

Do I sound angry. No lah....actually got up on the wrong side of bed, literally.....but more so I am getting a bit dry in the gullet vicinity. Yep, hope to meet up with Shanghai Fish and Hawkeye to watch the total annihilation of Hull, a curtain-raiser to Wednesday duel with Boom's Barcelona.

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Visit delCapo HERE for more nomination day pics.

Also the Whisperer's take HERE

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

oppsss.. why uncle, you sound so angry.. Tak bole lawan PR candidate ka?

Free country ma.. let them fight it lah...

I wonder if PR taken over the government, cannot lawan them in an erection.. oops election huh.. Would ISA be used then to get those bugger from contesting in a by-stand erection?

Awsome lah this PR hah.. :)

nightcaller said...

Z,

Fi-sha has turn over and will be on Barcelona (Arsenal) side come wednesday.

Since both of us are "high" after one mug of A & W's, let's move up the stakes to a glass of mango lassi...any takers?

sunwayopal said...

zorro, we need the candidates, otherwise, if no, Pakatan will be declared victor and no campaigning will be allowed.

Now if we dont have campaigning allowed, defeats the whole purpose isnt it!

We have to keep Perak burning ALIVE!!!!!!!

mat t said...

Master enough of being kind to this monkeys what we need is exposure,for one is 1 certain pro umno blogger who claims to be more malay than the mamak he is. do you think it is possible to expose this monkey.

Anonymous said...

If japan were so lcly = boikot toyota, nissan, sony, panasonic, jusco ......& etc to kacau sikit its economy !

SO, likewise if bn so lcly = boikot lah maybank, aeon, protons , bursa
.......& etc !

SO PR supporters : lu tau wat to do laa, ok !!?? tks.

wandererAUS said...

This time the blue uniform baboons were well behaved...no need to work so hard, no cookies coming...Mongolian C4 said, "Bad times, wasting money" Hard luck Penanti voters, No Red Ang pows and magi mee!
Zor, your flowery lingo used when you were in the uncompromising mood, will best serve to silence your UMNO shitheads!

zorro said...

Nightcaller...for you and Fisha, if Barcelona wins I buy you both a jug of mango lassi. If MU, who will win of course, I just want you to buy me
a bowl of the best kambing soup in town.Deal?MMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM?

Anonymous said...

Oh wow, so Pete is in Brisbane?

Melayu Sengal said...

Wah Uncle Z, I saw you in one of delCapo's Picasa Album looking very much brutal one with your cap on. You know the photo with you on the bottom right of the picture.
I thought I saw the word French on the cap you wore just above the word PAS.......heh heh heh....
No lah just pulling your leg. (Borrow Tukar Tiub's ...kah...kah...kah...)
Take care uncle. Peace be with you.

Anonymous said...

Barca will beat MU brother. Bet you a jug!!! the score is 2-1.

Anonymous said...

This arrogant Man Utd squad will be shown a footballing lesson. Bloodbath in Rome, 4-1 to Barca: Henry 1',Messi 20',Eto'o 50', Ferdinand 70'(OG).

Anonymous said...

Hello Zorro,

The court have decided for Perak. Lets respect the court decision. If you want elections, dont worry there will be the 13th GE coming. We let the voters decide then ok?

Anonymous said...

Why is this UMNO bugger ..likes threatening rakyat. We know lah , cops are thiers, court are theirs, law are theirs. Hey big bully ... Its PEOPLE POWER.

ipohHUNK

capo del said...

Del Capo looks like a gay chinaman who hangs out at low yat and has problem pronouncing the letter "R"

zorro said...

And you look like the village idiot, who suffering cultural shock in the city wears your underpants over your pants.....capo del indeed, copy cat stuff and so unoriginal....go back to your village you racist!