Although suspended the three MACC investigators, former Selangor MACC deputy director Hishammuddin Hashim (HH) and enforcement officers Arman Alies (AA)and Mohd Ashraf Mohd Yunus (Porno) received temporary relieve by being appointed to question two questionable couples alleged to have amassed prodigious wealth. The couples are DS KayTee (KT) and wife (KTW), and DS Nah (NAH)and wife(NAHW). They could be reprieved if they did well without torture.
HH: Datuk Seri KayTee, how did you become so rich?
KT: Well I……
KTW: Diam lah
Porno: Cannot say diam lah….must answer.
AA: you diam lah
HH: both of you diam lah
KTW: I will tell you how my abang got so rich.
KT: You shut up….diam lah
KTW: You diam lah also
Porno: We have our duty to perform, please answer our questions.
KTW: YOU diam lah….go watch porno.
KT: Good one sayang!
KTW: Diam lah!
AA: Daim lah both of you….my turn to ask auestion…how much…
HH: Diam lah, I am your boss.
Porno: You are suspended, you are no more our boss, so diam lah.
HH: Diam you!
Porno: Why should we….you taught us the tightening of the belt method to diam the victim!
AA: Why you….
KT: Diam lah, she is my wife.
HH: Diam lah
(Since everyone was told to “diam lah” the investigation was postponed to another day.)
HH: Call in the next couple
Porno: No next couple next door.
AA: Maybe they are in the new padded room.
Porno: (returns with a note) “You 3 diam dicks….my facebook people told me to diam lah and I got to respect my fans.”
And the couples lived happily for another day. Not so the three
damn diam pricks.