Some months ago I chanced into a McDonalds at Endah Parade to pack a hurried lunch. I asked the counter girl for some mustard. She turned away. The next thing was a confrontation by the manager who asked me why I called his countergirl a bastard! I spelt out the word MUSTARD! He apologized and added she was new. Of course I accepted the apology as today’s McDonalds are scoring a DUCK where I am concerned.
I don’t want to be confronted again, so I spell out this award clearly in Manglish….Basi & Turd.
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISABLE. KEEP AWAY FROM OVER-SENSITIVE FRIENDS WHO SEE SHIT IN EVERYTHING. IT IS RENEWABLE ENERGY, IF THEY DO NOT KNOW!

Find out HERE WHO and how he is the first to win this inaugural award.
Remember the word MUSTARD? Hence this disclaimer:
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Have fun reading just as I had fun working on this disclaimer from different sources!