For that matter, swearing on anything holy book and then blatantly lie is not only despicable but also bringing into disrepute the holy book.
Sorrowing Saiful, swore on the Quran that he was sodomised by Anwar Ibrahim. This swearing was so appropriately timed to coincide with the eve of Anwar's Permatang Pauh's Nomination Day.Strategic tragedy if you look at it this way:
Early in August, Saiful magnanimously, in his blog, wished Anwar best of luck on his decision to stand for the by-election on 16 August in Permatang Pauh.
After the swearing, this allegedly buggerred brat, was asked by a sharp reporter to comment on the timing of his swearing on the Qurah, innocently proclaimed to a laughing world audience replied:
"It’s all a coincidence. We don’t know that Anwar is going to contest…"
Betcha, his tutors, coach , mentor or Mary Jane (?) must have turned purple with rage at this flipity -flop. Question: where he learned this violent art of flip-flop? One possible teacher would be the guy who said he has never met or did not know Saifool but later admitted that yes this said Saifool did come to him to seek advice about his sore ass.
This angered Haris Ibrahim such that he asked
"Er, Saiful, you did lie to the whole world yesterday?"Far up north, from the cold front, Malaysian Arctic Turban in Sweden (or Norway, sorry I forgot) got so heated by this liar that he forced me to read the Star story. But knowing my aversion for the Nasty Times and the non-twinkling Star he wrote on my comment box:
Read yesterdays newspapers highlighted a story from johor where a school master tried to molest and sodomise a std six male student whilst on the way to the mosque, the std 6 child fought against the advances made against him by the school master in his late 20s, now police are looking for the school-master. WELL bernard if a std 6 child can fight against a grown man, what tale is sinful saifool talking kock about, his claims a 61 year old man with a bad back sodomised him against his wishes.......Another reader conducted a cyber-interview with our injured Saifool:
Saiful: I feel that the time is right for me to do my duty as a Muslim and Malaysian by doing what is right.”Me: I ponder, He said he felt today was the right time to do his duty as a Muslim after 2 months by doing what is right? So, what was right thing to do? Swear on the Quran was the right thing to do? I do agree. But then, would it be taken to mean that the earlier meeting with Najib, Dr Mohamed and negotiating with a police officer and ultimately making a police report was in itself never the right thing? If he wants to do his duty he should in the first place had sworn by the Quran and thereon leave it to Allah to punish Anwar. But he is so passionate to want so much publicity and gaining compassion. By his own words, “it is between him and anwar and Allah”; if that is so, then why he wants so much publicity to proof that his arse was on the line of fire? I am puzzled and perplexed!
Saiful: “He swore in the name of Allah and in accordance to the teachings of Islam and as advised by religious scholars and teachers that I was sodomised by Anwar Ibrahim.”Me: There seems to be a catch - did he say that he was advised by religious scholars and teachers that he was sodomized by Anwar? He was advised to swear that he was sodomized? Or he was advised that he need to swear? And he said it was done in accordance with the teaching of Islam? Tell me in which Surah gave such teachings on swearing? I have not found a phrase in the Quran pertaining to swearing as an victim; the victim was suppose to get the necessary witnesses as espoused; that’s the rule of syariah.
Saiful: “I’ve taken this oath to prove that my allegations are completely true. Allah is the only place where I can complain to.”Me: If Allah is the ONLY place to complain, then why did he go everywhere, including to Najib to complain. Najib is not Allah! And he don’t have to take an oath to prove that his allegation is completely true. If the sodomy is true, Allah surely knows; the Quran said Allah knows everything; so you don’t need to prove to Allah that you did not lie. If you believe in Allah, you must also believed that Allah is all knowing and Allah is omnipotent and omnipresent.
Saiful: “I’ve done this for God … and I do not wish to lie to the world as he [Anwar] has done.”Me: Ehm!!! You did this for God? Oh my God! You can’t be doing this for God; you are doing this for yourself and to convinced us human beings that you did not lie; you don’t do this swearing for God and God do not need you to do this for Him.
Saiful: “I’ve not been hiding but I was quietly gathering enough courage to answer all the allegations against me, especially by Anwar Ibrahim. It needs mental and spiritual strength as taking an oath is not something trivial or easy. The consequences can be very dire in the eyes of God. Nevertheless, Allah has given me the strength to take the oath today.”Me: Why do he need mental and spiritual courage to tell God? If you believed that God is all knowing, it must mean that He already knows whether you tell Him or not. Of course the consequences of falsely swearing to God is dire in the eyes of God. But if the sodomy was a factual act committed, he never need to fear about telling this truth to God because he already knows that God knows of what had happened to his arse. I don’t need strength to tell God because I know that God is omnipotent and omnipresent irrespective whether I tell Him or not.
Saiful: “This is not a political matter, it is a private matter between me and Anwar Ibrahim.”Me: This certainly is a private matter between 2 person and God alone. Saiful is right on this. But then he chose to go to Najib for advice; Najib was the first to know. After that, he then went to some specific police officer for advice at a hotel room to discuss the sodomy; thereafter, he went to so Dr Mohamed and then to HKL before he went to make a police report. By involving so many parties it was no more a private matter; it has become a public issue.
It must have been a great courage for him to come out now to meet the press after the swearing. The swearing was suppose to be a private matter; but he went to the press to pronounce the swearing for reasons all can imagine. To say that he has “gathered courage” after 2 months while all along he was taunting Anwar and flashing victory signs at the media camera is quite cheap and shows the stupidity of the forces who are behind him. Evil is their thought! Did it take two months for him to gather courage while all along he was blogging about anything he could imagine about his relations with Anwar and PKR? Hogwash!
DEFINITELY A GOOD LAUGH FOR A WEEKEND. YES?
HANTU sent these 3 liners and this is a welcome bit:
