DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HIM....DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HIM.....HANTU THAT IS.

DAMN! He was foul last night...foul-mood that is. Nothing seemed right: the sushi joint I chose was not a celebrity hangout; he was not being appreciated for his efforts; he never even got a mention at the Loaf; the single malt was suspect; he was bitching about out-of-pocket expenses and even hinted about retirement plans.
On normal days I would have blown my top....but because Hantu did not blink once....I knew that he was bitching serious and I hate to have to look into his eyes that tells you....invariably and inevitably...."read my beak, stupid." In situations like this I am not allowed to speak (I write down my questions) but just listen. But before I could write my first question he went into me....sounded like this but did not sound like Hantu....with "before you came to this pseudo japanese eatery that has nothing japanese like in japanese you posted something inaccurately about the involvement of a japanese and an american. It is just one person, a Japanese-American, just as in African-American." I apolgised becasue it was unwise not to.

WQ (written question): What's the take on Lingam?

Hantu: Do you want news on the Raw Water Transfer Project or Lingam? You people are so obsessed with him. He is an unscrupulous, compulsive, irascible, incorrigible, irrational, irreverent, irremediable LIAR. Given half the chance he can lie his way to convince those already in heaven to give up their PR (permanent resident) status and follow him to hell. May not sound like him or look like him, but we can smell that type of stink miles away. So do you want the RWTP or the man called Penis? Malaysia should shit-can this guy. His fart seems to have more substance than his words. Shit-can him!

WQ: What is shit-can?

Hantu: American expression I picked up....interpret it anyway you want. I am a messenger not an interpreter.

WQ: Point taken. What is this Raw Water Transfer Project.....I thought it was already a done deal involving Pahang, Selangor and Negri Sembilan.

Hantu: Done deal? Your minister should stop the tender and recall the PQ (pre-qualified) selection.
There is widespread market talk here and overseas of foul play during the PQ exercise. The Gamuda-China Consortium was disqualified from the PQ! Tell your machai to question this.

WQ: But you are my machai!

Hantu: You are insulting now.....I am not your's or anybody's machai......I am your messenger, observer, and on the ethereal plane, your conscience.

WQ: Anything more on the RWTP?

Hantu: yes, but not today....leave it for later....got two items here: TV3 has sex DVD on MB of northernmost state. Sandwich style.....he in between mah! The other item:Samy already has 5,000 asli votes and 5,000 army votes. So he is ahead by 10,000 votes. MIC may have been given shares worth 5 billion over the years from various projects. So, he not pochee yet as you said earlier.

WQ: Is that all?

Hantu: Tell that friend of yours...that Shanghai Fishy fellow....I dont like his insinuations....I will not dig out anything about small-town folks. I have relatives in Taiping and they are all gentle people .....so he is safe for now, unless he continues to provoke.....but since he is a malt-kaki his sins are absolved.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

I came across an interesting posting picked up by Malaysian Unplugged Uncensored. Seems that after Dr. Chuah's episode there are a few to follow and that DVDs are already circulating. Blogger Politica has the story here
Ministers, Please Be Forewarned!

Tonight, I will be meeting Hantu at an undisclosed sushi joint. He claims to have something for me. Seems there's a multi-billion dollar scandal unfolding......involving three states, a Japanese, an American and our chief. We might have the story tomorrow.

FOUR MONTHS AGO.....

Just over four months ago, on Thursday October 18 2007 a Hantu-inspired post was titled: Go to

WHAT, A FAMILY RUNS OUR NATIONAL ZOO? JUST LIKE MALAYSIA?

The Malay Mail broke a similar story yesterday:

An MZS life member, who asked for anonymity, had referred to The Malay Mail’s report on a former Zoo Negara contractor, who claimed that a vice-president had allegedly demanded RM3,000 a month for several years, purportedly to safeguard his contract, adding that it “had been happening for some time.”

“It is common knowledge and most MZS members are aware of the malpractice, but everybody kept mum and never spoke openly about it.

“Word has it that the vice-president also demands money from other contractors too.

“Your (The Malay Mail) report had opened a can of worms and this is just the tip of the iceberg. Since the matter has been reported to the Federal Territory Anti-Corruption Agency, I hope it will be investigated thoroughly,” he said, adding that he is willing to co-operate with the ACA in their investigations.

The member commended the former contractor for coming out in the open, adding that the malpractice could have gone on for much longer had it remain un exposed.

“I hope other contractors, if they were or are in the same predicament, will come forward,” said the member.

MZS president and chairman Datuk Ismail Hutson, speaking to The Malay Mail earlier, urged those with evidence to come forward.

“Give me proof and I will investigate this matter,” he said.

On Tuesday, The Malay Mail front-paged the former contractor’s claims, who decided to spill the beans following the decision by Zoo Negara to terminate his contract recently.

It was reported yesterday that Federal Territory ACA had launched an investigation and were verifying the information forwarded by the former contract or to establish if there are ele ments of corruption.

A source was quoted as saying that several MZS council members will be summoned to have their statements recorded.

It was also learnt that ACA officers will also visit Zoo Negara to obtain relevant documents.

I like this bit: MZS president and chairman Datuk Ismail Hutson, speaking to The Malay Mail earlier, urged those with evidence to come forward.

“Give me proof and I will investigate this matter,” he said.

No Mr. Hutson, the proof might be under the "family" carpet and you don't have to invigilate and investigate ....it should have been done as early as last October.....the investigation WILL BE DONE BY THE ACA. This should be a piece of cake for the ACA unless somebody cast a long shadow over the on-going investigation. You people couldn't do much in the other zoo along Jalan Parliament, we hope you be more successful at the National Zoo....and believe me those animals there are not that dumb.....they do leave tell-tale signs only if you people try hard. Best of luck then.

Allow me to congratulate the Malay Mail team for championing this cause. This has always been the "Paper That Dared". Yushaimye Yahaya and Yusri Azmin, I owe each of you one at the usual place. Cheers brothers. Convey my gratitude to your team.

ZORROPEDIA EXPLORES THE NUANCES OF CLOSE FRIENDSHIP BORDERING IMPERCEPTIBLY ON INTIMACY.

You won't put your arms around somebody's shoulder, unless you are close. NO? You don't send 3 bowls of soup to somebody's sick wife, unless you are concerned close friends. YES? You won't purchase a handphone for any Apu, Ahmad and Ah Kow, unless he is is special friend. NO? You will only buy a lady's handbag and a man's wallet for people you are close to or indebted to, one way or other. YES? And you would not give the MOTHER OF ALL GIFTS - A HOUSE unless your friendship is like to death do us part....that type of friendship....NO?

I thought I would end here but HANTU burpped his pungent wasabe breath into my face and admonishing asked: What about the proof (the witness Thirunama Karasu's statement?). OK, but I dont intend to cut and paste the 21 paged statement. Day by day, I will put up relevant statements that proves the closeness between VK Lingam and Eusoff Chin. We need to do this because after a week the commissioners still choose to be pur-blind to this established fact.

Handbag and Wallet given to Tun Eusoff Chin

On or about 1996, I was instructed by Dato V K Lingam to go to Tun Eusoff Chin’s house to deliver a briefcase with a brown envelope in it. There were some documents in it. Together with this briefcase, I also delivered a ladies handbag and a man’s wallet. Dato V K Lingam told me that these items were from Italy. I personally gave it to Tun Eusoff Chin.

Three (3) bowls of soup

On or about 1996, I was in Dato K L Rekhraj’s house with Dato V K Lingam. The two of them were talking something about Dato Gopal Sri Ram. They referred to Tun Eusoff Chin as Y.C. Dato V K Lingam told Dato K L Rekhraj that Tun Eusoff Chin’s wife was ill. At that juncture, Dato V K Lingam told me to ask my brother, Panjaratnam’s wife to make soup and deliver it to Tun Eusoff Chin’s house. The following night, I went to see Rebecca who is Panjaratnam’s wife and Panjaratnam and I collected 3 bowls of soup from the house. We drove Panjaratnam’s car, Proton Wira BDV 1862 belonging to Panjaratnam, to Tun Eusoff Chin’s house. Both of us went into the compound of Tun Eusoff Chin’s house to deliver the 3 bowls of soup.

Intended purchase of house for Tun Eusoff Chin

On or around October 1995, I was instructed by Dato V K Lingam to bring the house keys for the house No. 2, SS1/38, Kg. Tunku, Petaling Jaya. I accordingly went there to Dato V K Lingam’s house and I met Tun Eusoff Chin and his wife at Dato V K Lingam’s house. Subsequently I followed Dato V K Lingam in his BMW (Registration No. WDN 788). Tun Eusoff Chin and his wife followed our car in their Mercedes Benz. At the back of Tun Eusoff Chin’s car, Dato V K Lingam’s bodyguards namely Ramli and Budiman were following in a car bearing registration number WCN 8981.

In the car, Dato V K Lingam told me that he wants to give the house at No. 2, SS1/38, Kg Tunku, Petaling Jaya to Tun Eusoff Chin as a gift. Upon arriving at this house, I showed Tun Eusoff Chin and his wife the house in the presence of Dato’ V K Lingam. However, from the conversation between Dato V K Lingam and Tun Eusoff Chin, I gathered that Tun Eusoff Chin and his wife were not happy. I heard Tun Eusoff Chin telling Dato V K Lingam he wants a bigger land to build a house of his own choice.

In the car, on our way back, Dato V K Lingam told me to look for two plots of land as Tan Sri Vincent Tan and Dato V K Lingam want to buy the land for Tun Eusoff Chin. I contacted Mr P M Vijendran who was then working for Reapfields Sdn Bhd. Dato V K Lingam also told me to tell Dato Sivaparanjothi and Mr Panjaratnam to look for the two plots of land.

Good people. There you go....or as my two mariners Capt. Yusof and Capt. Stu Karim would shout into the thundering waves: Its buggery on the high seas, mate.

Sheesh.....that calls for a stiff single.....no water Hantu.

SAMY POHCHEE:YOUR WATERLOO IN BATU CAVES TOMORROW?

Sam your days are numberd.....you are worn out.....you walked too many miles aimlessly....you are thread-bare....things are looking ugly.....can't hide anymore

From whichever side, east

West

even North......it is useless.....you should have done the Ling and Mahatir exit ....you overstayed your welcome.....the trouble with you is that whilst you build roads, you forgot to put your ears to the ground....that is if you understand the expression. You did not because you are too much of yourself. You only hear your cronies, especially those who polish apples; you forget that hearing is only an ability (unless dumb) whereas LISTENING is an acquired skill. You miserably failed to listen to your people, the abject poor, the marginalised vox populi. You thought you were god almighty, omnipotent....and now?

You are past your shelf-life.....rusty....unable to penetrate.....unable to do what you are supposed to do......last sunday you umpu just for left-overs.....it was a pathetic display of fawning ......pay your visit to Batu Caves tomorrow and bathe in the glory of the past....that is if they do not boo you.....and the stage give way (what year was that?).

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CAPTAIN KARIM SAID: HAIDAR, YOU ARE A HIDER.

I have to agree with Capt. 'Stu' KARIM a retired sea-dog sidekick of the Ancient Mariner Capt. Yusof.

Remember this: RCI chairman Tan Sri Haidar Mohamed Nor told theSun today it is good that people are willing to come forward and offer their help in the case. (or maybe you also forgot you said this less than three weeks ago...)

But I am sure your Lordship cannot forget this about the hidden seal:

The Supreme Court Judges [Wan Suleiman, George Edward Seah, Azmi Kamaruddin, Eusoffe Abdoolcader and Wan Hamzah] who held the sitting were suspended on 6 July 1988. In their press statement made on the same day of their suspension, they said the following: -

“We would add that when we sought to sit in court, we were informed by the Chief Registrar of the Supreme Court, Haidar bin Mohd Noor, that instructions have been given by Tan Sri Abdul Hamid bin Haji Omar, the Acting Lord President, that none of the court staff should be present in court and the court doors should not be opened and we should not have the use of the facilities of the court including the Seal of the Supreme Court. In those circumstances, it even became necessary for Tan Sri Wan Suleiman himself as the presiding judge to sign the order which we made which in fact should have been the duty of the Chief Registrar of the Supreme Court.”

And the age-old mantra: ...."if I didn't do it someone will...who is going to compensate me for the losses"....

Here I’d like to use Capt.Karim’s comment on my previous post:

Transparency, honesty, clarity and accountability should be the keywords of the RCI.

In order to determine the truth, nothing should be hidden, and all persons who can shed light on the affair should be permitted to testify.

If the Chairman is uncomfortable, or fearful that he may be in a conflict of interest position, then clearly he should step aside.

If not then RCI chairman Tan Sri Haidar Mohamed Nor may eventually be seen to be living up to the name 'HIDER' which is phonetically the same as his own name!

So your Honor, the people wait for you to call the following to testify:

Anwar Ibrahim

Karusu and his brother Rajendram Velupillai (gee it is three versus one...Hokkien says very "chyar lat".....strength sapping!)

and Abdul Murad Khalid

and in the process you can tell the other silent ones to hold their tongue….too late for them to break their vow of silence…..it was prodigiously deafening.

TWO PREDICTIONS CONFIRMED.WHAT NOW?

On Tuesday January 15, 2008 I made a prediction that Thaipusam would be declared a national holiday and I gave credit to Hindraf instead of Works Minister for this little gift to the Indian community. But it is not a national holiday! Just crumbs. Read

HINDRAF DID IT! SYABAS,SYABAS,SYABAS!

On Saturday 19 January (my previous posting) I mischievously said that VK Lingam will take the cue from his old buddy who accused him of either being mad or drunk. From Malaysiakini's report this afternoon, it looks like this has happened!

'Questioned by his counsel Thayalan as to why he has no recollection of the events of Dec 20, 2001, Lingam referred to the footage as he responded: "Looking at the video, there are bottles of wine, whisky or brandy, and a bottle of 7-Up. I would have had one too many drinks. It was a drinking session, a celebration, a party. It was more than six years ago, I can't recollect."

Later asked who provided the alcohol, Lingam replied that Loh usually brought "three to six bottles of red wine and one to two bottles of whisky or brandy" during visits to his house.

“He (Loh) insists we drink, so just to accommodate him, we drink,” Lingam said.

Wow, I want to know Mr. Loh .....good way to stock up my depleted bar. After six years Lingam can still remember details like "three to six bottles of red wine and one to two bottles of whisky or brandy".

pic courtesy of Malaysiakini

In my previous posting I also urged the RCI that Lingam's brother Karasu should be called as a witness to establish the "hand over shoulder" relationship between Lingam and Tun (non-chinese)Chin. His lawyer this afternoon say the danger signs. Malaysiakini reported this:

The session then moved to issues related to the admissibility of events prior to the recording of the footage, with Thayalan seeking to expunge all testimony relating to the purported close relationship between Lingam and former chief justice Eusoff Chin.

ANYONE GETTING THE SENSE THAT THE STAGE IS NOW SET FOR THE STAGED ENDING TO THIS VERY unROYAL COMMISSION OF INQUIRY?

GOD SAVE OUR JUDICIARY, PLEASE.....

IF GOD CANNOT SOMEBODY MORE POWERFUL IN MALAYSIA, PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL.

POM! POM! POM! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! AND MORE BULLSHIT COME MONDAY.

Good People, do you get the sense that more dirt will be swept under this monstrous malaysian carpet. Tengku Adnan, one time a salesman for Carpet International can't forget his roots. His answer to the RCI gets my prize for originality born out of desperation: He (Lingam) is either mad or drunk!
PEOPLE, DON'T BE SURPRISED THAT LINGAM WILL TAKE THE CUE AND ECHO THAT YES HE WAS INTOXICATED AND FULLY INEBRIATED AND THE DUO WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER....and the shutters will come down,
THIS OF COURSE MIGHT HAPPEN IF THE COMMISSIONERS FOLLOW THE SCRIPT.
Is there really a prepared script? Just curious only.

From the start of the RCI I have not been comfortable with the composition of the commission. Of course , what right have I to comment on this, but I have a right to feel uncomfortable, can't I?

As I observe, only Shankar seems to be asking some probing questions. If it carries on this way and the man sitting on the pile of durians accepts and allows witnesses to avow loss of memory, those two rats will scurry merrily away with the candy. Think about that.

I am convinced now. This whole RCI is one farce, at best a dog and pony show starring a faded and jaded quintet. Haven't we all noticed that the former madame solicitor-general and professor-hisotrian have since the start of the commission, taken a holy vow of silence. tsk, tsk...
If this charade is allowed to bore us no end, be prepared for more

lies, couched or subtle, but lies nevertheless.....

more lies, twisted or otherwise but still lies

and we all end up royally screwed and from the rear, be warned. Unless.....

unless....tuan Hider stop hiding something like establishing the fact that Lingam and Tun Chin's friendship tips into the extreme. And this can only be established if Karasu is subpoened as a witness. This commission has the stamp of ROYAL, this is not an internal domestic inquiry. If we continue to see this wayang, I say all the members should recuse yourselves, collect your allowance and @#*k off. You guys are no bloody good.