Monday, July 19, 2010

IMPRESSIVE? MR NAJIB AND 2ND MRS NAJIB?


The Kuala Krai member of parliament Dr Hatta Ramli said the fuel and food price hikes should not have been carried out merely to save RM750 million and bear the costs of 1Malaysia clinics and the Permata educational programs of the prime minister's wife Rosmah Mansor.

I am not impressed. Why has he got to initiate this price hike just when we are getting into Ramadan?

The Prime Minister also urged welfare bodies set up by the wives of elected representatives to assist the government identify social issues like poverty eradication, pollution and social ills.

I would be impressed if he had spelled this out clearly: Go, make a field trip and unearth all the lies about the Penan women! Or maybe he did and brought about his second wife’s slipping in KK?

Madam Rosmah was her usual impressive self. She had just delivered a speech that lasted more than 40 minutes at the closing ceremony of the wives of BN elected representatives annual programme when she fell and drew gasps or apprehension (or delight) from those gathered. Whilst she must have made an impression on her captive audience I hope she made no impression on the floor when she fell! But for sure her retinue of those who are assigned to guard her body would be minus one.

Whilst the First Madam took some 40minutes to impress, Najib took only 15 minutes because “my wife has said all that I wanted to say”. OK Hantu I believe you now….stop sms-ing me on this will you?

I was reliably informed that Bung came wives-less.


31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Zorro, please hunt down that priceless pic of her plump rump hitting the floor. Or at least there must be on the scene, some oily stain from the oozing busted fat cells. Malaysians sure need some comic relief after the sneaky price hikes.

robin hood said...

Sorry to be off topic. It's about the post you did on the 26-6-08 about heaven and earth. I find it to be out of this world and would like to have your permission to put it up on face book.

mahaza said...

sapa ada gambar? or already bein warned... for sure Rosamh Bodyguard will be sacked ASAP

wandererAUS said...

Do an Australia, since we have a no balls Umno pee-M...have a first 10% lady PM of bolehland! At least Fatty Acid will impress on our neighbors, Malaysia is a land of plentiful...no one need to starve!
"HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!"...Zor, no Irish black herb for you, it's haram.

Anonymous said...

YES! Always quote her as 'his second wife'. Or better still 'Second Lady' instead of 'first lady'.

Good! Good! Good!

Tutti-fruitti said...

I dedicate the song Slip Slidin' Away by Simon and Garfunkel to our Mama Funlayo.
Hope we hear no more of your sound-bites.

pinsysu said...

rosmah fell bcos altantuya gave her a push ... din she feel the chilly air juz b4 she fell??!

zorro said...

Robin Hood....go ahead...no permission needed.

Jong said...

LOL!! ..hohoHAhaa! so that fatso had a great fall? Too heavy lah also with all her gold coins hiding inbetween her folds. They say it's living karma, many more to come!

Anonymous said...

The coming GE will be the decider for our country. If we cant take this country back from UMNO-BN, Malaysia is gone. BUT at the same time, PR needs to do some MAJOR housekeeping. Especially PKR and to some extend DAP, they need to weed out those candidates with credibility issues.

nick said...

Uncle,

If I was the bodyguard on duty to guard her, I would have done the same i.e. just watch her take a great tumble and do nothing. Taking a bullet for her maybe o.k (and dignified too, in their line of profession) BUT being crushed to death by her??? That's where I draw the line. Don't want the autopsy report to state the cause of death as "massive, multiple internal organ damage due to being crush by "heavy object" ( a single object not multiple but the result could well be the same).

Nick.

shar101 said...

Hmmm ..

Rosmah spoke for 40 mins coz the official speech writer prepared the text.

Najib had to write his own. Hence, the 15 mins.

P.S. The fall was factored in for dramatic effect. In case, no one listened.

Anonymous said...

For her not welcome 40 minutes bluff the fall is her reward. Hope more of this will follow. I heard that they are now requesting fund for their organization perhaps the fat cat has smell money coming in from the raise of 5 plus 1. Well the rich ladies can enjoy .
I Malaysia full style take from the poor for the rich UMNO

Anonymous said...

You all may hate her very much for whatever reasons. But to make fun or joke out of her mishap is really sad.

Don't forget there's always someone up there. If He so wish, you or family may suffer worst.

It's juat a reminder.

Anonymous said...

NO MATTER HOW THEY TRY TO SPIN THE NEWS AND TO MINIMIZE THE IMPACT OF PRICES OF INCREASE OF FUEL OR HIKE THE PRICES OF ESSENTIALS ETC, ALL THE UMNO BN ROGUES HAVE IN COMMON ARE TRYING THE BEST TO SQUEEZE THE RAKYATS & BANKRUPT THE NATION’S COFFERS IN THE FASTEST AND THE MOST CORRUPTED MANNERS, THESE ROTTEN ROGUES’ CORES OF THE LOT NAMELY SCOPENE SUBS, ATLANTUYA, CRYSTAL MOSQUE, MARINER CLUB, STADIUM COLLAPSE FIASCOS AND MANY MORE TO BENEFIT THEMSELVES, UMNO BN & CRONIES FIRST, THE RAKYATS LAST OR NEVER ALWAYS.
Kill the cancerous disease and the patient will survive, likewise get rid of the root cause and the Nation will survive and thrive.
Before anything else, UMNO will first have to line their pockets, then their families pockets, then their cronies pockets and then whatever morsels left to the selected segment of the Rakyats. So how much is enough? It does not matter how much natural resources Malaysia possess for come one day these resources will eventually be exhausted. Then what?
Be like Singapore one might suggest. But do our leaders have that mentality and maturity to do so? With the present government – not by an extra mile mate!
Now the UMNO BN Rogues will bankrupt the Nation’s Coffer and cut subsidies to rob the poor and to subsidize their rich crony Tycoons so that the benefits can go back to them on demand. All the poor Rakyats were having a bad deal since 53 years ago with them in power not once did they not squeeze the Rakyats with taxes after taxes now they will try to impose GST 4% on all levels that will resulted in more than 16% taxes imposed on all ordinary basics consumers’ goods from materials Suppliers, manufacturers, wholesalers to retailers. Now they are trying to cut subsidies but they are not cutting back taxes but instead increased the taxes.
Also, cash rich GLCs like Petronas, Felda, Sime Darby, MISC, Bank Bumiputra, Renong etc. are not spared from being fleeced and while some became History as they no longer exist today ok???
ALL MALAYSIANS IRRESPECTIVE OF RACES ARE SUFFERING THE OPPRESSIVE RULE BY THE ROGUES OF UMNO BN.
The war that was necessary to be fought by all Malaysians is the only war against corruption by UMNO Rogues and their oppressive rule by their using Police Force as their tools to suppress dissents ok?
This is necessary because future generations of Malaysians will suffer great poverty after Umno BN would have bankrupted the NATION’S Coffers.
NOW THEY WILL START SQUEEZING THE RAKYATS WITH THE FUEL PRICES INCREASE AS THIS WAS THE PROPAGANDA OF FUEL SUBSIDY THEY PLANTED SOMETIME AGO IN ALL THE MSMs AND THIS WILL CAUSE THE INCREASE OF ALL THE PRICES OF GOODS AND SERVICES IN A DOMINO EFFECT WITH THIS EVIL DESIGN WHICH WILL AFFECT ALL RAKYATS AND MOST SERIOUSLY THE MIDDLE AND LOWER INCOME GROUPS WILL BE THE ONES SUFFERING THE MOST.
THESE WERE THE GREAT LIES AND DISTORTIONS THE CORRUPTED UMNO BN HAD TRIED TO SPREAD THE PROPAGANDA IN THE MSMS AND IN ORDER TO BRAINWASH AND HOODWINK THE MALAYSIAN GENERAL PUBLIC INTO BELIEVING THERE ARE REAL FUEL SUBSIDIES IN OIL (PETROL & DIESEL) AND GAS, THERE CAN NEVER BE ANY SUBSIDIES IN THESE ITEMS BECAUSE MALAYSIA IS A NETT OIL AND GAS PRODUCER MEANING AFTER THE DEDUCTION OF DOMESTIC CONSUMPTION MALAYSIA HAS PRODUCED AN EXCESS OF THESE ITEMS FOR EXPORT AND WHATEVER IS FOR DOMESTIC CONSUMPTION IS SOLD AT A DISCOUNT AND NEVER CONSIDERED AS SUBSIDY AT ALL QUOTING AN EXAMPLE LIKE OIL AND GAS PRODUCER LIKE BRUNEI AND SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER GREAT OIL PRODUCERS, DOMESTIC PETROL AND DIESEL PRICES ARE SOLD LOCALLY AT A VERY STEEP DISCOUNTED PRICES AS COMPARED AGAINST WORLD IMPORTERS NON-OIL PRODUCERS’ LOCAL CONSUMPTION PRICES AND THE UMNO BN ROUGES ARE TRYING TO TAKE ALL MALAYSIANS FOR A RIDE BY INSISTING THAT THERE IS A SUBSIDY IN THE OIL AND GAS PRICES BUT IN FACT THERE WERE NONE BUT A STRATEGY TO CHEAT FOR THEIR OWN END TO PRACTISE MORE CORRUPTIONS FROM THE EXTRA THAT COULD BE MADE FROM THOSE LIES AND DISTORTIONS THEY TRY TO SPREAD IN THE MSMES CONTROLLED TIGHTLY BY THEM WITH THE RESTRICTIVE YEARLY RENEWAL PUBLISHING LICENCES.

wandererAUS said...

Anonymous July 19, 2010 11:20 AM

Can we possibly be worst than Altantuya's murderer?...I think not.
Yes my friend, there is a GOD!

Anonymous said...

Roastmah falls, then Najib falls, then BN falls, then UMNO falls...and then?

new fart said...

Anon11:20...mishap? What mishap? You from outer space kah? That wasn't a mishap, it was a divine push, yes, from the hand of the god you believe in. Why you may ask? Because she deserved it, for all the evils she has done. Get it!? Good! Now get to sleep my boy!

Anonymous said...

Isnt it kinda sad that many here who is 'fighting' for change in Malaysia have to resort to petty insults??? Calling Rosmah names and all .... how low can that be!

new fart said...

hey anon3:12...this is call politics my friend. In politics they play dirty, you play dirtier. She should be so lucky when people only call her names in a mild manner but for the evils she did to other people! Can't stand it? Better go look at other blogs...oh...maybe umno blogs would suit you better..no?

Anonymous said...

new fart,

As I have written earlier, 'it's just a reminder.'

May God bless you and your family.

Anonymous said...

Hello new fart,

Its not a matter of whether I can stand it or not or whether I should go to some UMNO blog. The issue is if we are serious about change, whats needed are credibility leaders, sound policies for all and promises that will be delivered, NOT your kind of 'politics' of making fun of someone just because that person did something illegal etc.

We are talking about changing the future about our country, not fighting over some sand pit in your playground like kids.

Anyway, if you think or feel throwing insults or poking fun of that lady will bring in the votes, go ahead. Lets see come GE13.

Anonymous said...

She Rosmah reserves to be called names her guilt is untouchable under the cruel BN government Though I dont like to call her names but the way the BN government and the coverage gave way to people to do so.

Mat mampus said...

You need to pay Bung's wife (the illegal one) for public appearance. So far even KRU productions, Skop productions, Grand Brilliance and Metrowealth also cannot afford.

ancient fart said...

new fart was finally confronted by the umno cybertrooper who is protecting the maruah of big fat mama.

I think new fart, as the name suggest, is doing the rakyat a service by highliting the stink of the corrupted bn flers.

zorro said...

old fart, new fart, fresh fart,please welcome ancient fart who is spot on!

From me: welcome brother.

kentut baru said...

We have to resort to 'making fun of someone just because that person did something illegal' because our juriciary/macc/pdrm are 'flawed' to protect certain parties but selectively prosecute those that seek justice.

baby fart said...

It is very unfortunate that many malaysians cannot smell a fart when it was released from those BeEnd flers. Those schooled in btn doctrines had even sucked in those foul fart like oxygen and git high with great delight as though their life is dependent on it.

new fart said...

Anon1:29...gee, you call that a "lady"??? Shit, you must be outta your fucking mind! Com'n BN cybertroopers...keep coming...dream on.....get to bed early you hear!

Anonymous said...

new fart,

Great , now you are accusing me of being a BN cybertrooper. Thats new, I guess especially when it is coming from someone who is clueless.

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