Tuesday, June 23, 2009

DEFINITELY AH BENG DID NOT ATTEND A MISSION SCHOOL!

This was how Ah Beng filled up the Interview Form:

Name; Ah Beng


Age: Still Young


Sex: Never. Still underage


Religion: I only got remember I pray when my cat died last year


Race: I love to race. How you know?


Nationality: I don’t like National, I like Sony


IC Number: Don’t know. Lost my MyKad


Telephone Number: House no phone


Hand phone Number: Lost hand phone aledi


Address: Why you want to know? My taikow say

no simply give address to strangers.


City; Nor Haliza


Postcode: I never post anything


State: In my family I am 2nd


Country: I like Canada


Marriage Status; Why you so kay poh one?


Email Address: Hotmail


Education; My Std 5 teacher say not bad but can improve if come school more


Working experience: All time selling DVD lor


Father’s Name: Papa


Father’s IC: You can ask him.


Mother’s Name: Mama


Mother’s IC: You orso can ask her


Current Salary: Depend on my taiko’s mood


Expected Salary: As many as you can pay lor


When Can You Start: That one see first how much you pay mah.


Transport: Big one. Got 40 seat one. Sometime electic one


Signature: Forget to bring my chop



,,,,,,of course Beng continued to sell pirated DVD but still expecting a reply, which

says a lot about our education system.



19 comments:

Anonymous said...

mission school rocks! :)

A Paulian

Samuel Goh Kim Eng said...

GOOD RESULTS FROM GOOD SYSTEMS

Pity the victims of the educational system
Completely out of harmony with the rhythm
Still trying to make a living through societal freedom
Very often being deprived of the spiritual kingdom

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 230609
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
Tue. 23rd June 2009.

wizsurf malaysia said...

Lets not kid ourselves whether Mission possible/impossible school . Its all about race , religion and money. Remember RPK says the gomen breaks Malay legs then give them crutches. what school you want ?

Anonymous said...

No offence, but the above is a reality with chinese schools ex-students. They can be very good in maths, ok in BM but english is a real mess. Chinese schools shd do something about it.

Also a Chinese

wandererAUS said...

Hey, here is another Paulian!
Cheer, cheer for old St Paul's.....

pinsysu said...

eh, i ex-Chinese skool student wat! Wat's ur poblem? it's not wat skool u attended lah ... more like wat kind of attitude u hv when come to learning juz abt anything.

Donplaypuks® said...

Ah Long,

From Bukit Beruntong?

Anonymous said...

i dun No english very good one , ok !

glassman said...

Sultan Abdul Hamid ex collegian here. Hmm.. at last count, we had two prime ministers, tq.

zorro said...

Glassman.....its small town people like us who have the grasp of things important. However, it is not how many power people we produce, but the quality of those power people and what they contribute that has to cascade down to us the common man.

Anonymous said...

since 1978, the last mce batch, for 31 long years till kini, spm has shown greater scorers ( 15+ A1 ) than LKY & lain2 BUT inglis really sucks , eg. :

5-2=3, five bushes two is tree ;
then = than ; advice = advise ;
butterfive = butterfly ; incest = insect ; price = prize ......!

the present teachers are using BM to teach inglis , mad & sains !

Anonymous said...

so, do u mean to imply that mission school do not produce ah beng hahaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

My schooling days "never" had any issues that we now have....!!

What a "bloody" mess the poor kids are in now...!
The entire education system & people are just that "screw up"..!

How did it came into this...???
"WHO" started the mess......???????

Anonymous said...

This is the result if you have TAR college and Mara.

Whats the point of having 15 20As in your homeland.

If you are so good go and challenge the world.

to cheat the world is to cheat yourself

Anonymous said...

This is the result for not teaching science and maths in English - produce more Ah Beng and the country continue to deteriorate

Jong said...

Zorro, you said:

"...it is not how many power people we produce, but the quality of those power people and what they contribute that has to cascade down to us the common man."

- Yep, can't agree more! A reminder, mission school in this country produced a Prime Minister who lacks basic civility and human kindness, evil and never fail to oooze his stinking stench wherever he goes, whenever he open his mouth and he is the cause of where we are today!

Anonymous said...

EH!!! U got nuts on your head? Who said chinese school english not good!! ..|.,

Anonymous said...

Uncle Uncle Uncle Zorro
that Ah Beng look like Sayfool lah.... pretty cute you know, how to keep-touch him Uncle?

La Sallean or Paulean or whatever school you studied, your attitude is important. Attitude must be strong to remain hard, or else faking strong suffer fast you know!

Anonymous said...

Uncle Uncle Uncle Zorro
that Ah Beng look like Sayfool lah.... pretty cute you know, how to keep-touch him Uncle?

La Sallean or Paulean or whatever school you studied, your attitude is important. Attitude must be strong to remain hard, or else faking strong suffer fast you know!