Thursday, December 8, 2011


I took the liberty to pinch this from Jason Thiruchelvam who posted this in our Barisan Rakyat Blogger Facebook Group.

That was a brilliant, brilliant, brilliant post. I will buy the next pint. It is RM19*+ + but you deserve this Jason.


"Spare a thought for Uncle Tony F, Chief Executive of 'Air Asia"......

Arriving in a hotel in KL Sentral he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Ringgit
please, Uncle Tony."

Somewhat taken aback, Uncle Tony replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.

we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the
barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening
from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest draught in Asia"

"That is
remarkable value" Uncle Tony comments

"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be 3 Ringgit please."

Uncle Tony scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.

"Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2 Ringgit . You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Ringgit"

"I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please"

Uncle Tony attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame".

"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to
pay an extra surcharge of RM 4 for your seat sir"

Tony swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your
laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another 3 Ringgit"

Uncle Tony was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager".

"Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will
be 2 Ringgit please." Uncle's face was red with rage.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Of course I do Mr Fernandes

"I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink
and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"

"Here is his
E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 sen per second provided you use Tune Talk. Using other mobile carriers would incur our normal charges of 30 sen per second

"I will never use this bar again"

"OK Uncle , but remember, we are the only bar in Asia selling pints for one that


flyer168 said...


To add to your article...

Write The Company » Blog Archive » Private Matters with Ryanair –

And share this...

“Ladies and gentlemen, our flight attendants are about to begin the safety briefing…

Please insert $2 in the seatback ahead of you to release the safety card so that you can follow along.

Please insert $5 in the slot located in the armrest of your seat to access your seat-belt. Insert the metal end into the buckle and tighten using the strap.

To release, insert $2.50 and lift the buckle.

In the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure…

Please insert $25 in the ceiling panel above your head, and an oxygen mask will drop down. Take the mask, place it over your nose and mouth and breath normally. Even though oxygen will be flowing, the bag will not inflate. Please secure your own mask before purchasing additional masks for children.

In the event of a water landing….

Please insert $45 in the slot below your seat and remove the pouch containing your life vest.
Please place the vest over your head and secure the straps around your waste and clip into the buckle.

To inflate the vest, tug sharply on the red tabs as you leave the aircraft.

Also available, a manual inflation tube for $5.50, a light for $3.75, and a whistle for $1.25″

At the rate AA is going...don’t be surprised !

You be the judge.


Anonymous said...

Dis article was writen by BigDog, a Pro Gov blogger la bro, not dis guy.

Anonymous said...


zorro said...

Flyer, if these happen Tony will revert back to the music industry.

Bedul said...

Tonight Tony said he will retire in 10 years time.
Can we believe him?
I think he has other fish to fry.

zorro said...

Bedul, don't really care about Tony lah.Cheers....have a good weekend.

Angah said...


Be careful. Jakim flers could be checking on yo soon for promoting bir.

Jakim has the power to ban books already. Terror than Taliban!