It was a tight race for the MOST OBNOXIOUS NEWSMAKER of the year. A photo finish revealed that both Ibrahim Ali and Redhuan Tee Abdullah breasted the tape together. Forensic analysis revealed that Tee had bigger pointed teats than Ib’s sunken ones and thus certified the former as winner.
However, being the owner of this blog, with the inherent vested power of veto I over-ruled the decision. I do not want to be accused of favoring Chinese
Tea TEE, although he is alleged as determinedly claiming that he is now Malay. So with all due fairness and with a clear conscience I graciously fling this award at the Malay Ibrahim Ali for his incessant claim as the Defender of the Faith, hopefully unaware the he was usurping that right from you know who, yah?....which alone could have disqualified him….but then again Article 153 supersedes all and can cover a multitude of sins.
SO IB ALI, HERE IS YOUR AWARD:
THE ONLY CAKE THAT YOU CAN HAVE AND YET EAT IT.
DEFINITELY A DIFFERENT MUSLIM COMPARED TO IBRAHIM ALI AND RIDHUAN TEE ABDULLAH.