Tuesday, December 27, 2011




Cannot have lion dance at one time!

Cannot have religious artifacts in mission schools!

Cannot be too loud during the festival of hungry ghosts!

Cannot have religious images when Najib visits the Archbishop!

Cannot have Christmas carols unless with permission!

Cannot allow Muslims to join carol groups…..when the best carol groups WAS from Chartered Bank with muhibah participants.

Cannot visit non-muslims during their festivals!

Cannot use Allah in religious publications!

Cannot wear Black!

Cannot wear Bersih yellow!

Cannot have candle vigils!

Cannot assemble unless with permit!


WHAT ELSE CANNOT?…..you guys out there help me because

I am getting angry….seething angry despite MU winning by 5-0 and ManCity…..la di dah dope……

But let me have the last word since I have just negotiated 72 and contemplating 73…

LANCHEOW! Mooooheeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn for telling us not to destroy the unity that BN built!


nstman said...

HOLANGKAN. LANCHEOW. HA HA HA HA. Muhi and Rais ought to be in the Jay Leno show, they will take Hollywood by storm

bruno said...

What unity has BN built,Mr Moo.What BN has built is racial disunity and tension.Religious disunity and tension.Pitting the Malays against the other races,and the Muslims against the Christians.

Cannot wear yellow.Cannot wear black.Cannot wear orange.What can you and Rais wear.You don't have to wear panties as you have nothing in between those two legs.No bolas ,no batangs.

flyer168 said...


When you have power you don't have to tell the truth. That's a rule that's been working in this world for generations...

And there are a great many people who don't tell the truth when they are in power in administrative positions...

There are three kinds of politicians:

those who do not lie full stop,

those who lie if they absolutely have to,

and those who do not give a bugger about lying

Muhyiddin waded into controversy in March 2010, by stating he was "Malay" first rather than "Malaysian first".[3]

He has also said that there is nothing wrong for other races to do the same i.e. the Chinese could claim themselves to be "Chinese first, Malaysian second" and same for the Indians.

On July 13, 2010 he said that anyone was free to form an association, including Chinese or Indian versions of the Malay rights group, Perkasa.[4]

Muhyiddin Yassin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhyiddin_Yassin

MalaysiaKini : “Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyddin Yassin said today that Utusan Malaysia represents the Malays and boycotting the paper will muzzle the communitys voice.

He was responding to calls by the MCA to boycott the Umno-owned newspaper after it called for a 1 Melayu, 1 Bumi movement.

MCA deputy publicity chief Loh Seng Kok warned that such a movement could lead to apartheid in Malay-majority Malaysia.

Muhyiddin, who is also Umno’s deputy president, said the government could not stop the newspaper from reporting the news.

It is the voice and desire of the Malay community and also...

Utusan had called on its owners Umno to spearhead a 1 Melayu, 1 Bumi movement involving all Malay parties, claiming that the DAP was intent on toppling the countrys Malay leadership.

Muhyiddin said boycotting Utusan Malaysia could risk muzzling the voice of the Malay community.”

"Oh, and by the way, I am not looking for a PhD, like our good Minister Rais Yatim who earned his PhD for writing a thesis that opposed the Internal Security Act and then 'changed his mode' after he got back into the government and was appointed a Minister." — Raja Petra Kamarudin
Rais Yatim – Malaysia


You be the judge.


najib manaukau said...

Obviously the DPM is unaware (or is he ?) that the non muslims are very badly bullied by the umno morns' policies in every way. So much so that he is immune to realize what a country Malaysia has become for the non Malay Malaysians to live in Malaysia.
Here is why over a million of non Malays have immigrated to foreign countries and a lot more will continue to do the same. Still these morons choose not to know the many policies they have introduced and are adding more and more, year after year, are the real causes. Yet these morons are doing nothing about it.
Any wonder why Talent Corp is formed to go round the world begging these immigrated non Malay professionals to return to serve in Malaysia. Already more than a decade ago the Malaysian government was approaching the immigrated non Malay professionals to return to serve the country and sad to say with no success. They are now forming this Talent Corp. , is just a new name with the same old toxic wine, to continue with the begging, without addressing the real causes as to why the non Malay professionals left Malaysia in the first place. The only difference this time round is that the deceitful and corrupted Umno morons, typical of them, are now offering a lot of cash incentives. Thinking that cash is the only way to address the problem. These cash incentives can surely work with the morons but remember these are professionals who can remember think why they all left Malaysia in the first place and know very well what will happen eventually after they return.
What these professionals were not told were that they will all have half cooked Malay bosses with titles of 'Datuks' or 'Tan Sris' as their bosses and they and their children will still be known as padatangs and become second or third class citizens like they did once more. I can guarantee that their deceits will not work and meet with no success. And in good time Malaysia will be so short of professionals to run the nation's infrastructures that it will become a nation like the ones in Africa. Not that they are now having adequate professionals to do that despite the million of NEP students sent abroad. A good example presently is that a botanist is treating a cancer instead of an Oncologist ! Now you know why so many VIPs and well to do Malaysians are going abroad for their medical needs. What about the needs of the million of poor Malaysians and the only way out of these bloody shambles is to kick these morons out of Putrajaya and most of all to ensure that they will never ever be given the right to political dominance of Malaysia any more !

Anonymous said...

I join you brother... LANCHEOW Najib and his goons and off course big mama..... LANCHEOW....

Jong said...

Muhyiddin Yassin, what a bloody hypocrite! Telling us not to destroy the unity that BN built, if not UMNO, who else would?

Damn you, say it again after you have disbanded Perkasa, Perkida and stop pointing fingers and talking cock when 3 fingers point back at YOU!

telur dua said...

Day in and day out they (and their proxies) do nothing but say and do things to drive a wedge between the people.

BN builds nothing. On the contrary, BN destroys all semblance of unity.

Moohideen should know that lying is a sin in any religion.

Geronimo said...

You know what, Bernard, I was about to blog about that hypocritical headline when you beat me to it. The headline was so glaringly painful that I feel I could punch that idiot right in the kisser. But for the moment, the words you used sufficed to say the least. I couldn't have said it any better. Grrrrrrr!!!!

Anonymous said...

Part 1 of 2


*A Father’s letter to his beloved son working in UK on what is Halal and Haram.* An interesting scenario for Malaysia *

Dear Son,

I am glad you have finally decided on a career change. A chef is certainly a better profession than the one now. No doubt a security guard ‘ s pay may be good..well, that is equivalent to RM50 an hour which is what most people earn in a day in Malaysia …..but that would be more or less what will you earn for the rest of your life unless you make supervisor or something like that.

Sure, you can bring in more than RM10,000 a month, but don’ t you find after more than four years that that job has become rather stale? After all, we did not send you to the UK just to work. We wanted you to obtain an education as well. At least in the event you wish to come back to Malaysia you would be armed with a piece of paper that could help get you settled down quite comfortably. Some chefs in Malaysia earn more money than the F&B manager, so you are certainly on the right track here.

Okay, now to your question of pork. Of course you are going to face the dilemma of having to cook pork, especially in the UK . I really don’ t know what to advise you though. Muslims are of course forbidden from eating pork. But you are only forbidden from eating it. I do not know if this means you cannot cook it or serve it as well.

As you suggested, you can always wear gloves and not come into direct contact with the meat. And if you accidentally come into contact with the meat you can always samak (clean) yourself.

Alright, on the issue of samak that you raised, I suggest you ask the Imam or one of the more knowledgeable chaps at the Islam Centre in Manchester . No doubt, samak in the traditional or ‘ old ‘ sense means cleaning with sand. You see, sand has a purifying affect and that is why water filters use sand to clean dirty water. But today there are many other and modern cleansing agents that do the job better. Take Vim as one example. It is very coarse, like sand, and it can clean even black pots, pans and kettles and they become like new again. Can cleaning with Vim be regarded as samak or must you actually use real sand? I am sure Manchester ‘s Islam Centre can shed some light on this matter.

Nevertheless, if you are careful and not too clumsy, you can actually cook pork without touching it. I am not sure about the fumes though and whether this will stick to your clothes and body. But let us assume you do not come into any contact whatsoever with the meat, then I suspect there is no harm in you cooking it. As I said, you just can’t eat it, that ‘s all.

I mean, even in Saudi Arabia they sell Hush Puppies and these are made from pigskin. But the skin is cleaned when it is processed into leather, so it is considered already samak and therefore is regarded as clean.

Now, liquor is another thing altogether. Not only are you not supposed to drink liquor, but you are not supposed to serve, keep, profit from, or handle liquor in any way. In short, you must have absolutely no dealings with liquor, not only must you not drink it.

Okay, on the point you raised about the MAS stewards and stewardesses. No doubt they serve liquor on board the MAS flights and the Muslim stewards and stewardesses serve you. But this does not make it not drink the liquor, the fact that they serve it is as bad as they are drinking it.

And the haram act is not confined to just the stewards and stewardesses. The pilots are also accomplices. So are the Directors of the company. The shareholders are also earning haram income. And if ASB or Tabung Haji ( haj pilgrimage fund ) also own shares in MAS then those who invest in ASB and Tabung Haji are also earning haram income. This is very clear and there is no compromise on the issue. So steer clear of liquor at all costs even if you have to take a lesser salary at a liquor-free establishment.

..... to be continued..

Anonymous said...

Part 2 of 2

But is this possible in the UK ? I suppose if in Muslim-owned establishments like the Pernas hotels and MAS they are not too concerned about liquor, you may have to also overlook this issue. If not, where in heaven’s name are you going to work as a chef in the UK if you insist on a liquor-free establishment? And when you come back to Malaysia and work as a chef in a five-star hotel, even those owned by the government, you cannot avoid liquor.

On the matter of wishing your friends there ‘ Merry Christmas’, I would not worry so much about that if I were you. Actually the jury is still out on this one. No doubt some people have come out with fatwah (decrees) that we are not supposed to wish our

non-Muslim friends a happy anything. I really don’t know. Maybe, as they say, it is wrong because then we would be considered aping or following the non-Muslims, so that would therefore make us non-Muslim as well.

But there are so many other things non-Muslims do which we follow, so would this not make us non-Muslims as well?

I mean, just look at the financial and monetary system. We use paper money and float bonds, promissory notes, letters of credit and so on. All these are creations of the non-Muslims. Yet we use these instruments in our daily life. If we are really concerned about being ‘proper’ Muslims and about not aping the non-Muslims, then we should revert to gold coins instead of paper money.

In fact, paper money is only a promise to pay. And paper money is a big risk, a gamble, as it fluctuates in value. Islam would certainly not endorse this but name me one.

Muslim country that does not indulge in it. And what about the practice of putting paper money in Ang Pows every Hari Raya? Is this not a non-Muslim custom as well which we now follow?

As I said, if we are really concerned about being proper Muslims, then this practice of Hari Raya Ang Pows should be stopped’

According to Dr Mahathir, 80% of the income tax comes from the Chinese. This can only mean two things. Either the Malays run away from paying income tax, or the wealth of this nation is mostly owned by the Chinese and that is why they pay 80% of the income tax. Anyway, 97% of Malaysia ‘s civil servants of almost one million — which includes the police and security forces — are Malays, meaning Muslims. Can you imagine 97% of one million people — that is Malays — earning a salary from the government which gets 80% of its income tax from non-Muslim Chinese?

How do the Chinese earn their profits for which they pay tax? Other than the normal manufacturing, trading, property development, etc, the Chinese run lotteries, slot machines, hotels, massage parlours, Karaoke lounges, bars, pubs, discos, money lending companies,
etc. In short, the Chinese are involved in every un-Islamic business activity you can think of.

But this does not mean that these are illegal businesses because most times they have licences for these businesses. Nevertheless, they are un-Islamic business activities and they pay licence fees to the government which again goes into the kitty. Then this tax from this un-Islamic income is used to pay the salaries of the one million civil servants, 97% of whom are Muslims.

So I would not worry about wishing your friends in Manchester ‘ Merry Christmas”. After all, it is more culture than religion and Jesus is also a prophet of the Muslims as much as of the Christians. To me, wishing someone ‘ Merry Christmas ‘, if it is really a sin, is still a smaller sin than some of those others I have mentioned above.

Anyway, how can we accept the word of a Mufti or Imam who works for the government and derives his salary from income tax where 80% comes from non-Muslims and who many are involved in businesses that go against Islamic teachings? I mean, would you listen to a Mufti who earns his salary from taxes that comes from Chinese who run brothels disguised as massage parlours and legally licensed by the government to do so?

Your Abah

Anonymous said...

Unity can only be achieved and this country progress to catch up with other countries in Asia which were below us ecomnomically when we get rid of our current apartheid system of Bumiputra and non Bumiputra. Malaysia and SRI LANKA are the only two countries in asia that practice discrimination against minority ethnic groups. Until then these two countries will never have internal peace and will be considered as pariahs by investment groups. Malaysia has another problem Islamic extremism creeping in which also puts off foreign investment especially from the west and non Islamic countries. We may end up like Pakistan. Whilst another majority muslim country Indonesia goes ahead getting more.FDIs

Anonymous said...

Uncle Zorro

so you like Man Utd ? Najib also a fan of Man Utd.

I prefer The Gunners.

Roti Sunshine said...

Hello DPM,

Don't talk with a forked tongue and don't make me angry! We aren't stupid!

Somebody tell him to fly kite and not spoil my holiday!!!

Anonymous said...

Moo the buffalo who likes the cowgirl knows only how to wallow in filth, drink the filth and shit in it. He has the brains of his ilk and cannot tell an ass from a horse becouse he is Malay first. The Kerala Mamakthir who is a half-breed at best became a full-fledged Muslim bumiputra for power and financial gains and changed his colours as and when it suited his evil agenda. But this buffalo is still in his dirty time warped mind without understanding the changes and realities of the 21st century. It is this cowgirl loving buffalo and the lancheow kerismuddin who along with the cluless, gutless, directionless, forked-tongue sexmaniac who lies through all his orifices will destroy the unity, harmony and progress of this beautiful country.

Anonymous said...

Samsam: In this bolehland of ours, only the umno/bn guuns can-lah. We ordinary rakyat cannot-lah. If you were to compile what the PM and DPM had said in the past one or two years when they were talking to different audience on different occasions, you would realise that they were just hot air and sh*ts!

Anonymous said...

chon toi.

stamford stood up to this land grabber.

theprofessor said...

Mr Zorro, I think you are a good man but but being misled by short-sighted leaders. You are contributing to the destruction of Malaysia because you don't or cannot see the big picture.

Anonymous said...

Uncle Zorro,

Don't get mad at the Lancheow Moooidiotdin. You should be mad at those who continue to support and vote for this idiot in the previous general elections.

zorro said...


I have never believed myself as a good man. Dont try this patronising bit, yah? Good men are mostly YES men!I do not allow myself to be led and I do not have a nose-ring. And moreover I do not influence those in the opposition to believe me. If you have been following this blog, you will realize, if you are able or want to, that I whack even Pakatan reps for missteps. However, I prefer to choose my friends so you cant do anything about this....and I dont think you are in no position to dispense advise. You can choose your people in BN, but you have no license to tell me who to choose. If you sign yourself as Professor, that is your right but rightly a MISNOMER too! Did not mean it as an insult but does sound like it is.
BTW, my short-sighted leaders have not siphoned trillions out of the country.....you sure have shady leaders, no? Grow up boy and take more salt....healthier than sugar!If you think this blog is not healthy for you, try the paid UMNO blogs.

zorro said...

Professor, here is a new word for you.....you heard of ABU....its on my sidebar....view it....it is free.

Linken Lim said...

The cromulent use of big words embiggens the smallest man.

Anonymous said...

pm najip , if u dun help me out WE will help moodin & mookri !

Anonymous said...

cebai . what unity?

motherchell said...

Oh dear Professorie,
While i credit you as a considered product of an analysis of the facts and the realities at hand -- i find you have miles to go before you can walk out of the borders that you live ""under"".
At the rate at which Bolehland churns out its deans of faculties---soon there will be leadership tussles in flea markets---not free markets mind you!!
Ive still to see crew-cut Einsteins as you bark at World podiums. If you call this an intelligent engagement---its sure a laugh with your kind of names abbreviated and engraved on the front gate pillars of your jackpot homes.

What you fail to see is ---- you are the actual disease and we are the cure!!!!!!!!!!
and for Gods's sake please flip that seat before you piddle to avoid that wiff!!

My dear Zorro, sometimes there are ones who slip on their own vomit of oblivion. Its time they stuck on with their oozing matter in darker places--for they see better when they are warped big-time.

Zorro my dear,you take care my friend.

patrick said...

The only way this dimwit of a dpm will know that people disagree is when we finally kick his sorry butt out of the seat of power for good!

Bangsat Nasional said...

Most Churches now have to operate from shoplots....

Anonymous said...

What? Professor? From which university? UiTM or any number of half past six (as the Singapore University educated but evil to the core Mamakthir said) universities set up in every state to churn out graduates of this 'professor's) calibre and intellect.

Is he the advisor of that shithead buffalo Moo, keris weilding moron HM, the fork-tongued mother of all liars or the sicko Rais? I won't be surprised if they had professors like him to advise them.

Hey professori, please do not insult all bonafide professors by claiming to be one and spilling the drivel that only your ilk is capable of.

Another one fit for the label: lancheow!

new fart said...

He...he...he would be what I would call a Lancheou professor! Big my arse picture! What picture??? To loot and steal some more from the nation coffers??? You pathetic people!

Anonymous said...

算了吧 54年 人民已经是见惯不怪了的