Wednesday, December 28, 2011

MY MOST OBNOXIOUS NEWSMAKER AWARD

It was a tight race for the MOST OBNOXIOUS NEWSMAKER of the year. A photo finish revealed that both Ibrahim Ali and Redhuan Tee Abdullah breasted the tape together. Forensic analysis revealed that Tee had bigger pointed teats than Ib’s sunken ones and thus certified the former as winner.

However, being the owner of this blog, with the inherent vested power of veto I over-ruled the decision. I do not want to be accused of favoring Chinese Tea TEE, although he is alleged as determinedly claiming that he is now Malay. So with all due fairness and with a clear conscience I graciously fling this award at the Malay Ibrahim Ali for his incessant claim as the Defender of the Faith, hopefully unaware the he was usurping that right from you know who, yah?....which alone could have disqualified him….but then again Article 153 supersedes all and can cover a multitude of sins.

SO IB ALI, HERE IS YOUR AWARD:

THE ONLY CAKE THAT YOU CAN HAVE AND YET EAT IT.

*****

My pick was finalised on Monday, unaware that THIS and THIS would unfold.

*****

DEFINITELY A DIFFERENT MUSLIM COMPARED TO IBRAHIM ALI AND RIDHUAN TEE ABDULLAH.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi, I'm not surporised that Tea fella claiming to be a MALAY...lots of dumboos around claiming to be a certain race just b'coz are they converts. I knew of others who claimed to be Eurasians just becos they are Indian Catholics. They cant differentiate between a religion and a race. Sad eh?

Rick said...

Notwithstanding the two unfolded events then, the fcuking cake would be for his to keep and eat anyway, ha ha. You have a good day, Zorro.

najib manaukau said...

If this Redhuan is now a Malay can someone make sure that he is going to give up his Chinese surname ?
To me he is a bloody disgrace, not because he became a muslim, first to his Chinese ancestors and second to all the Chinese in this world. But may be a lot of them are unaware of his real intention to become a Malay or shall I say an Umno made Malay, just like the millions of half breeds and Umno made Malays. His real intension is so that he can be promoted and becomes the chief of his department and eventually becomes the dean of the varsity he now teaches.
Or may be he has just discovered his real father is a Malay and not the Chinese father he thought he had all along ?
As for Ibrahim the deceitful and corrupted Umno morons should have sent him as the chief of Talent Corp. to go round the world pleading to the immigrated non Malay professionals to return to serve in Malaysia. Better still a bigger number of non Malays for him to continue addressing them as pendatang to return to serve the country. And don't forget the chance to express to them his views on the non Malays before they do ! Also make sure this Ibrahim takes with him Ridhuan Abdullah as an example of what one can do in Malaysia when you become a muslim plus an Umno made Malay without being born as a Malay ! Or has the Talent Corp. forgot to advice their targeted immigrated non Malays of all the pro Malay policies have !

Roti Sunshine said...

Dear Zorro,

Award to this breast-beating frog who called his non-show at the Bersih 2.0 rally a 'strategic withdrawal'?

I concur with you, Uncle Zorro!

bruno said...

First of all Abrahim Ali can have the cake to himself and claim the award at the same time.Then instead of having Rev Eu probed for sedition,he can have Perkasa probed the pariah Redzuan Tee's asshole and see whether his actions and big talk to be a Malay is actually true.

Anonymous said...

zorro, you should award him the king KONG-CAKE, ya

new fart said...

I hope the inside of the cake is full of shit, cos only a shitty fler deserves to eat shitty cakes!

Anonymous said...

May be ferals such as Ridhuan was exactly why Muslim shun pork. But in Ridhuan, the swine doesn't come any dirtier than him. Thank goodness he is now in their very midst and mixing it all up!
The metallic blacks are now followed by metallic whites. UMNO is the mother of all metallic arseholes, totally contaminated beyong any redemption. May ABU nuke UMNO beyond the human realm.

Anonymous said...

It should be called News(sance)maker. More appropriate...

Anonymous said...

gave cake some more ? Shit will do or better still just get a fcuking pig dicky for any ugly porky-faced racist bastard....

Anonymous said...

with all these racist idiots running wild... yet there still so many nincompoop qwailo still want to make here their 2nd home.

qwailo oh qwailo, guess being stupid is not a crime.

Anonymous said...

At least we all know these 2 are arseholes and they do not pretend to be otherwise.

I'd say the most obnoxious will be Zaid Ibrahim and Azmin Ali. Both pretend to be saints but are in actually fact cunning spineless foxes.

But then, you would not name Zaid as such because he is your fren.

malchindian said...

Froggie MO - croaks most within the protective zone of perkasa, pdrm, umno.
The archilles heel - It would be interesting to take him out of that equation, draw up a legal suit, put him in the spotlight and watch him shrivel.

Anonymous said...

Both are Malaysian fascists.

One a right-wing (extreme right wing)intellectual and the other an opportunistic rabble-rouser.


Phua Kai Lit

Bangsat Nasional said...

Almighty ALLAH will, surely, punish these Celaka UMNO's Terror sub-contractors!

Anonymous said...

If the malays must pray 5 times a day, why do I see so many malays eating happily at roadside mamak stalls while Azan is blaring away nearby? Why they can watch movie in the cinema during the Azan time?

Perkasa and Jakim or Ah Tee care to explain?

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Anonymous said...

MCA rats now desert the sinking Titanic UMNO. Rather late in the day for them to do that. Pakatan must not accept these fortune hunters into their ranks, but if need be only as ordinary members for at least five years to prove that they have given up their old ways - Corruption.

Even without elections being called Barisan has lost its hold on the government so they are busily emptying the Treasury by doling out millions of dollars without any consideration whatsoever - just empty the Treasiury and tear up all documents for wrong doings.!

Anonymous said...

As a 50+ citizen of Malaysia, I remember every races living harmoniously WITHOUT all these so called Acts and Laws. There NEVER was any problems with the everyday Malay & Non-Malay people. In our days we called it MUHIBBAH. We definitely DO NOT NEED ANY Race Relations Act.

With the extremists UMNO/BN, the country has now been turned inside-out with all these racial abuses, slurs and artificially inseminated religious conversions.

More than 50 years of BN is ENOUGH garbage that any right minded citizen can tolerate. Its high time a new forward thinking Government be installed. BYE BN!

Anonymous said...

Ha! Never once doubt your wisdom....

Zain Azraai

patrick said...

...and I hope the racist piece of shit chokes on it!And maybe there'll be peace and quiet at last!