YOU ARE THE BOSS! JUST DO IT!

IF YOU REFUSE

TO VOTE,

THE RECENTLY

LEGALISED

IMMIGRANT

WORKERS

WILL

VOTE!

NO?

READ LAH

HERE

THE BOARD SAYS: "NOT YET!"

I have presented appeals to the Board that requests were made to release the two Professors being farted on in the Chamber. The Board says “NOT YET” and requested that I give them each a copy (below) to reflect on and thereafter make a dissertation of not less than 300 words on each quotation. I was directed that UMNO Putera Azeez should be spared this exercise as his PHD is still questionable.

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull.
Anatole France

God cannot alter the past, though historians can.
Samuel Butler

Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
H. L. Mencken

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions.
Ted Koppel

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
Ambrose Bierce

History is more or less bunk.
Henry Ford
History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.
Konrad Adenauer

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Dan Quayle

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
A. Whitney Brown

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
Mark Twain

Poetry is nearer to vital truth than history.
Plato

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.
Karl Marx

The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world. Lies will pass into history.
George Orwell

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing new in the world except the history you do not know.
Harry S. Truman

Newspapers are the second hand of history. This hand, however, is usually not only of inferior metal to the other hands, it also seldom works properly.
Arthur Schopenhauer

People who make history know nothing about history. You can see that in the sort of history they make.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

History is mostly guessing; the rest is prejudice.
Will Durant

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I was also directed to provide LINKS to the authors should our chamber-mates need further elaboration or elucidation. This we have done dutifully.

THANK YOU FOR BELONGING TO "BLOGGERS AGAINST ISA"

SHANGHAI FISH in today’s posting HERE is considering pulling down this logo from his sidebar. I say NOT YET……

until we DEMOLISH THE ENTIRE KAMUNTING DETENTION CENTRE.

As Taipingites, we cannot allow this structure to taint the town of everlasting peace.

If the PM wants us to BELIEVE him, he has to raze this infamous reminder of intrigue, treachery and selected persecution.

Perhaps the future Sultan of Perak should initiate this or do we have to wait for YB Datuk Seri Nizar Jamaluddin to retake Perak?

Let me again say TERIMA KASIH to Bloggers who kept the above logo on their blog sidebar and kept faith with this effort.

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PEANUTS says KEE THUAN CHYE

YOU HELP ME, I HELP YOU.

KAMAL B(ASHIR), THE CAMEL HERDER WHOSE DUTY IS COLLECT CAMEL DROPS FOR HIS MASTER, SUDDENLY DROPPED IN AND EXPECT US TO HAVE MULTIPLE ORGASMS OVER THE REPEAL OF ISA.

We know that the ISA will take care of itself! Why do you think we Barisan Rakyat Bloggerss continue to blog against corruption, the buggering of the judiciary and the prostituting of the PDRM plus rumors that the Armed Forces are going cheap over exposition of postal votes.

DANG….how time flies….its 2:44am and the celebratory drinks came fast and furious after last night's leftist forum. Sweet dreams yah! I have a very early morning breakfast with the WHISTLER…..he said that he was answering my questions about Robert Kuok. You will hear about this later today……

Kamal B, sorry to be crude on this Malaysia Day…..but go have a good jerk. Najib will be pleased with your handwork if you don’t mess the floor.

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Good read HERE

AN APOLOGY TO ALL MY STUDENTS!

The HISTORY I taught in school says that 31 August 1957 was Merdeka/Independence Day, the day we gained our INDEPENDENCE. Now I hear that we were not COLONISED.

I APOLOGISE to all the students I “bluffed” all those years. To prove my sincerity I intend to go tonight (8:00pm) to learn the truth at the PJ Civic Centre.

I remember using these two quotations during History lessons:

“The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: Be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.” Elbert Hubbard

“Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.” Confucius.

I also remembered telling you guys don’t believe everything I tell you like, “a rolling stone gathers no moss”. I did tell you chickos that a rolling stone will surely fall into the river/longkang.

Tonight, I will celebrate tomorrow’s Malaysia Day. I hope to learn the TRUTH.

COME LAH, UNLESS YOU HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO LIKE LISTENING TO NAJIB DISMANTLING THE ISA!

THE ROLE OF THE LEFT IN THE STRUGGLE OF INDEPENDENCE

DATE / Date: 15 September 2011 (Thursday / Friday)
TIME / Time: 8:00 pm-10:30 pm
Place / Venue: Civic Centre, MBPJ Petaling Jaya.
ORGANISER / Organisers: SIRD, Real Malaysian History Campaign Committee (Camp SMS),
& Free Public Forum Malaysia PANEL

Panelists:

1. DR. Khong Kim Hoong (author of “Freedom!”)

2. DR. MOHAMED SALLEH LAMRY (academic, writer)

3. DR. Rohana ARIFFIN (academic, vice president of PRM)

4. MR. Hishamuddin Rais (social activist)

5. MR.Said Zahari (ex-Journalist, writer)

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MINTA MAAF YAH FOR DISPENSING ALL THOSE

HALF-ASSic RUBBISH during History periods.

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THIS I LIKE

THIS IS G(UTTER) SLUDGE.

FOR CHEAPER BEERS LET'S CHANGE THE GOVERNMENT!

MUM is finally discharged and I thought an infusion of good fungshui would speed up her recovery. As such I decided not to be a sour-puss

blogging about the shit that is flying around about us being colonized and then being protected. Real lancheow stuff!

Thus, whenever I need a LIFT I visit COCKTALES BY THE THIRSTY BLOGGER to recharge after the morning after at the OVAL. I thoroughly enjoy this blog because of its “in your face” narrative like ahemmmmm….

What I read got me real riled up….. D way I see it, we’ve paid way too much booze taxes in this country already. According to The Star, Malaysians pay the second highest tax in d whole goddam planet for beer! Probably d same with other booze.

Like we earn a lot.

If u buy a can of beer for five bucks, about four bucks is tax. Stupid dam government, blowing our hard-earned money! Fuck em.

Yes, fuck em….vote BN out and if the Pakatan don’t give us some spiritual relieve when they take over, we will ass-butt them out too….oooooooooaaaaahhhhhhhh!

SWISS FEDERATION & FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF GERMANY BEATS SNAIL-PACED MACC.

The Federal Republic of Germany has become the latest country to announce that it is mounting corruption and money laundering investigations into Sarawak’s Chief Minister, Abdul Taib Mahmud.

The move follows similar action in May by the Swiss Federation, which in turn finally prompted Malaysia’s Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) to initiate its own on-going enquiries (since June) into Taib, who has blatantly abused his political power in Sarawak to enrich himself over the past 30 years.

THE END IS NIGH STORY

HERE

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JUST AN UGLY THOUGHT.

CAN HE BUY THEM OFF?

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IS THE END ALSO NEAR FOR GANI & MUSA

HERE

FART CHAMBER MAKING HISTORY TOO.

In the spirit of muhibbah the Board of Directors have for the first time sent these three, a Malay, a Chinese and an Indian into this Fart Chamber.

Interestingly, Professor Zainal Kling also stressed that Malaya had in fact “never been colonised” and was only a “protectorate” of the British. Should we do away with Merdeka Day?

Maybe Freedom from Protection Day, can ah?

Historian Prof Emeritus Tan Sri Dr Khoo Kay Kim said the policemen who died defending the Bukit Kepong police station 60 years ago were the real heroes, and not the attacking communists. Prof Dr Khoo said history should never be manipulated.

I am just wondering who wrote our history?

UMNO Petera head AZEEZ’s cheap publicity stunt in Somalia left us with a widow and two orphans.

In a FB survey he won the ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK award unchallenged!

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THIS sure is interesting! Also THIS!