Thursday, October 13, 2011

NOCTURNAL ENURESIS AKA BEDWETTING.

I received this in the mail this morning with a request:

Sir Zorro,

Can you do me a favor. The following piece below reminds me of a blanket drenched in piss. If it is not air-dried the odor can be rather nauseating.

No mention is made of the source of this. I gather that it must be a comment on some blog and the subject, on conjecture, is on bedwetting.

It is an accepted fact that children, aged five until seven, have never been consistently dry at night. This usually occurs when the body makes more urine overnight than the bladder can hold and the child does not wake up when the bladder is full. The child's brain has not learned to respond to the signal that the bladder is full. It is not the child's or the parent's fault in sleep. There are many reasons that children wet the bed after being fully toilet trained. It might be physical, emotional. Physical causes are rare, but may include birth defects of the genitourinary tract, infections of the urinary tract, or diabetes.

However, pampers are readily available today and blankets are seldom soiled. But bedwetting, I am reliably informed, occur amongst adults who are emotionally distressed or disturbed. Of course weak bladders could be a cause, and usually adult pampers are always advisable. But even some medical doctors preach about the use of adult pampers but do not practice what they preach. As such we have soiled blankets and bed linens like this one below:

To Dr Mahathir, please don’t listen to all these racist fools calling you names. I am Indian and I am proud of you having Indian blood as well. Those giving all the racists remarks wont do so if you got some Chinese blood or white fells genes. I recall that we never had all the problems we are facing now when you were the prime minister. These buffoons above don’t understand that what you are talking about is the balance of power. I don’t think Malaysia will be a very clean and fair country if the DAP were to take over. Look what they did to Penang, all the Indian arears are going to be demolished and hotels are going to be built in those grounds where people homes once stood. And one funny this is I don’t see any guy or politician from the opposition making any noise about it. All are marrying. Development they say. My ass. As a doctor myself I think it is not you but your successors who failed you. Starting with that Badawi who could not even control his own ministers. I wish you can become PM again and solve all our problems starting with the rotting education system. Thank you. Your fan and fellow medical colleague, Dr Gopi M Krishnan.

No, this urine soiled bed linen and blanket will not be sun-dried in our little effort to save our environment. It needs to be in the incinerator. No amount of our good sunlight can eradicate the stench, especially adult urine. Sorry, Gopi. Mega sales on at Ikea, I hear.

21 comments:

Jeyan said...

I am also an Indian and a dr. Though I believe everyone IA entitled to their opinions, I still cannot understand there being people who hero worship a dictator and racist who actually masterminded this country to the direction of a failed nation. This was the pm who destroyed the judiciary and imprisoned political opponents. He started the islamization of this country and made us conscious of each others colour . Many of is did not even know what cronyism was before he came . He does not even acknowledge his indian roots and tries to be more Malay than Malaya themselves . Financial scandals , bailouts u name it. That is why I really cannot understand some people when they put this man on a pedestal and make him into a hero

Anonymous said...

Is this gopi from outer space or what???????

So it's ok for this mmkutty sons and cronies and the corruption this mmkutty nurtured to plunder taxpayers' billion of ringgit over the years and to this day????????????

TheWhisperer said...

Dr Gopi M Krishnan,

From your comment, I gathered that you must be a 'scrotum sac' specialist.

I apologized for not being able to relate to your mischievous, pretentious and ill intended naivety.

Care to disclose your location of practice so that we cant avoid your service?

BTW, I don't have this balls problem. Only feedback I got over the years is that it is as hard as brass.

najib manaukau said...

This Dr. Gopal must be a pariah from Kerala himself, that is why the saying 'It takes one to recognize another'.
I doubt he is a Dr. as he calmed to be or either he is just as much a shenanigan as the grand son of the untouchable pariah from Kerala, the shenanigan Mahathir.May be he too wants to be remembered for ten thousand years. Is there someone else in Malaysia more hated than the shenanigan !
Also Dr. Goal expressed he does not know why so many people call the shenanigan with so many different racist names ! He just wants to be known as a Malay in order that he can continue to steal in the name of a Malay and not because he is proud to be a Malay. Otherwise he would not have his descendants to become more Chinese than Malays.

new fart said...

Com'n folks, this Gopi is a um....NO cyber-trooper la! Hey Gopi, why don't you have a KOPI with Zorro and he will talk some sense into your cow-dunged brain! I am sure he will gladly do so. If indeed you are a medical doc, which I think you aren't, your degree must have been from India kah. Oops, sorry, I insulted you lots again! Frankly, like minded Indian brothers and sisters are not like you la. Granted that some said and called nasty names to this pariah of a APANAMA, he deserved every bit of it for what he had single-handedly done to this beautiful and wonderful country of ALL Malaysians! So GTFOOH and go suck his balls!

Anonymous said...

Dr Gopi, I feel sorry for you,because even as you claim that you are from medical profession, you seem comfortable with a dictator and a blatant racist.I am sure you also love IDI AMIN of uganda for being a racist and dictator. You must also love Mugabe who have similar characteristic of Mahathir.

Anonymous said...

I am sure the "level headed" commentators who are bashing the muslims of indian blood are not racist. Look at how they degrade the indian muslims. Will this be the status quo when PR takes over government?
Are you blind and cannot read the other comments ? or do you have selective memory?

Bedul said...

Count me in with Dr Gopi. Dark skins can't thrive in DAP/ PKR.
The party is so soiled that even Febreeze can't get rid of the bad smell.
Febreeze is on sale at Tesco now. Ask LGE to get some stock now that the GE is near.

patrick said...

GO PEE LAH!!...preferably at a 220volt electric fence and see what happens.After all,it would seem this specimen has no use of his scrotum!

zorro said...

Patrick....GO PEE...ingenious, sybas bro.

zorro said...

Anon420pm and Bedul.....Go-pee!OK to pee here, but don't dribble, yah. Mum is not around to clean after you.

Anonymous said...

zorro, you are indeed a racist .anon420 has a point and yet, you insults him.true colours are showing here.well,you can't beat a chinese when it comes to racism,hilter would be proud of the chinese .

new fart said...

All these fucking good for nothing um.....NO cyber-troopers! GFYM&S! Bet you don't know what this mean, you low-lifes!

Anonymous said...

Anon 420

What do you expect lah?
Its only racist when chinamen are the victims. The rest are sub humans.. especially the kelingyans and the malayans..

Anonymous said...

Zorro and Niamah should start wearing diapers.
The stench of their pee is unbearable.

zorro said...

Anon808am...be good, prevent stench....open your mouth!Drinking urine has cured many diseases...especially bad-mouthing others for a fee.

Nasir said...

Go buy the original DVD of Nasi Lemak 2.0. Just out. Very cheap, only RM6.

Anonymous said...

The ex police and army have Mat Sabu to thank. Had Mat Sabu didn't stir up a controversy against the bukit kepong incident, najib could never have given then the one off and bonus. had he done that in the years he was the defence minister? A lot of attention was brought up to those benefiting groups from this budget was the result of the controversy brought about by PR members who dare to be different and non popular.

Therefore, a change in gov't is wise for this time around, so that they will all learn a lesson or two to be more down to earth.

Anonymous said...

I think the dr. must have stayed in his clinic for too long and didn't know what's going on outside. Never read a piece of blind crap like this, especially one from a dr.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't go to this doctor even if his advise is free. Looks like he's not good at diagnosis. Probably will give his patients wrong proscriptions all the time.

Moontime said...

Dear Dr. (?) Gopi, you may wonder why do we hate Tun M so much. Perhaps you may have stayed in your cave too long, oblivious to the things that happened all around you. Let me briefly explain: this ex-PM is an extremely egoistic, chauvinist and racist leader ever to exist in this beautiful nation of us. He created a lot of mischief during the late Tunku's leadership that he was expelled from the party. The late Tunku in his wisdom did the right thing but when this mamak came back and through his slick, Machiavellian political style, managed to rise up and become PM, the late Tunku sadly remarked that Malaysia will suffer and be confronted with one crisis after another. Maybe God intended Tun M to live longer so that he may see all that he worked for came to naught, be destroyed and suffer the humiliation similar to what he did to his political opponents. Now, Dr. Gopi..I sincerely hope that you have been enlightened by these historical facts and understand why we hate the man so much.