Notes on Friday's Cabinet Meeting:
Malaysian ministers, deputy ministers, and other bureaucrats will be making a beeline to
The former and current Ministers of Health have released a joint statement saying, "We believe that we can understand Sufiah's positions better and, maybe, let her know our positions as well by having a face-to-face meeting with her. We understand that sex is essential to good health and as the current and former health ministers, we believe that no one can provide Sufiah with better health education. Anyway, a high sex drive is not uncommon and we look forward to helping Sufiah with her problem, together, if necessary."
The Education Minister and his cousin, the DPM, are also traveling to
"We actually tried to make an appointment with her for next Saturday night but it seems that our boss has got in ahead of us. She'll only be free on Monday, so we'll be looking to spend some quality time in
"We intend to get to her bottom, I mean, the bottom of her situation, and convince her to work in
The Rural and Regional Development ministry is also sending it's minister, Muhd. Muhd. Taib to meet with Sufiah.
"She's a smart person. We think that she can contribute some ideas to the rising decadence in the rural areas of
The Tourism Minister is also one of those who are looking forward to getting some know how from Sufiah. But the cabinet unanimously disallowed this. But knowing the fighter she is she can win most contests uncontested.
When asked if the Agriculture Minister was not a more suitable person, she said, "Trust me. I know babes better than him." She will get an audience with Suffiah, you bet, somehow, sometime!
It is believed that some of the Malaysian politicians who had lost in the last General Elections had already clandestinely met up with Sufiah to get her expertise.
Note: Since the MCA and MIC contributed zero to GE12, Minister of Health's place will be taken by Khir Toyo, since he is a specialist on gums. The study tour is only for UMNO stalwarts who still support the Prime Minister. Minister Taib was only allowed a waist pouch if Mrs Taib allows him to go.
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