Tuesday, April 15, 2008

HANTU IS BACK.....from I don't know where.

According to a fresh-looking Hantu, the SUN would reveal how former Minister of Sports and an alumni of the Fart Chamber, twice over, spent RM1.4 million on entertainment, or was it she squandered RM1.4 million allocated for "entertainment". My advise is get up early tomorrow. You will have to get your copy of the Sun before her PR boys hijack the whole pile......remember how her PR boys used to snatch away microphones during Q&A sessions. Hantu said that the cybertroopers have been disbanded as payment for their services were still forthcoming. Anyway Azalina told them that they did shit all. She recommended a few to UMNO members who were contmeplating starting blogs. So sleep early and get up with the SUN for the expose of the second quarter 2008.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uncle Z,
I think you have to put the idiotic azalina back into the fart chamber together with the idiot from kelantan and or kui tau(OKT).
Just heard over tv3;the idiotic minister wants to politicize tourism by protesting against pig farming in selangor!

toyolbuster said...

For this, I would wait up at my local 7/11 from 6am. Hope they can expose more vermin such as the keris guy, toyol tempe, m son of m, fat lady, and then all the bigger fishes.

Anonymous said...

With that kind of money, no wonder one can win uncontested.

Anonymous said...

zorro

you buy one for me ahh. i normally wakeup late, overtime mahhh.

tkudin.

Anonymous said...

SO THATS HER GRAND SCHEME... REGISTERED AN NGO & DIVERT ALL HER MINISTRY ALLOCATION.

THEN TAKE ALL HER PRETTY-PRETTY 'GIRLFRIENDS' FOR HAPPY HOURS & HAPPY ENDING... IZZIT?

WON'T BE SURPRISE, SHE WILL HIJACK THE TOURISM FUNDS MEANT FOR THOSE STATES UNDER PR & CONTINUE WITH ALL HER AFTER WORK ACTIVITIES.

caravanserai said...

The Pontianak in Malacca
She appears and disappears
Scary images floating in my mind
As I recall my life in the kampong

The elders used to tell
Stories about beautiful Pontianak and her child
Always looking for pitying souls
Look after her child while she is gone

In the late of night
She appears in white silky dress
Flowing beautifully with the breeze
One can’t find a beauty such as this!

She gives the best entertainment
Nobody can claim it isn’t
But who will tell in the dark?
When it is done the poor soul gone mad

This is the folklore
It could be true along the lonely roads
Once I was told along Mersing Kota Tinggi Road
There was this young woman waiting at the bus stop
Smiling sweetly at the passing motorists
Then she disappeared into the dark trees….

Now we have another hantu
Shoveling expenses under entertainment
I don’t know what she spent
When it is said worth $1.4 million

The taxpayers’ money
Gone up in easy smoke
Like white silky dress
Fooling the eyes then disappear

Into the dark edges of romance
Like my old kampong of Pontianak
Telling stories of the unnatural
But this one we see in our eyes

I wish somebody catches the hantu
So the truth will be known
Now it could be buried in dark corridors
Like the Pontianak only night will tell
So we wait with our binoculars
Screening into the dim light streets………

Surind said...

Dear Freedom Fighters, both Online & Offline...

I have been supporting the boycott the newspapers initiative for sometime & I have done my push & pull marketing rather we'll around my circle of family, friends & contacts. A few have stopped buying, some don't already. A lot whom still want to purchase the papers, I passed on the info - which was the worst in all mediums & urged them to switch to the least worst. For English papers, the worst was the The Star (Spinning & BN coverage). Data can be found on the People's Parliament.

Now, the story. I have noticed that some, are still purchasing the newspapers, especially "The Star" every now & then, especially on Saturday's for... "The Recruitment Section!"

So, I urge all those whom support this cause to pass the word. Only get your recruitment information online. Do not purchase the msm & even browse through it.

PR & others (mid-long term effort), get more beginner computer classes up. Teaching people to use the comp, get the news, browse & apply for jobs, using the email, etc. Keep the fees very low, give it free to the very poor, catch the young, educate! PR, set up a IT centre in the poor areas, with news printed out & pasted there regularly. Put up a few PCs with internet connections for the poor to share & use for free during office hours.

Check out MT article "My Version of the Truth" by RPK, for some related info.

Thanks, please pass the word!

Anonymous said...

betul kah ni?

Sounds like THESTAR & the rest of MSM trying to make them more relevant! AGAIN!