Tuesday, May 12, 2009

THE CHEEK OF HIM....BLASPHEMOUS....AND A ROYALLY ANNOINTED AT THAT! HARRY HOUDINI????

TONIGHT, let me walk you through what an IMPOSTOR is, because we have one on our midst.

An impostor or imposter is a person who pretends to be somebody else, often to try to gain financial or social advantages through social engineering, but just as often for purposes of espionage or law enforcement.

Pretenders to various thrones used to be common. Numerous men claimed they were the Dauphin, the heir to the French throne who disappeared during the French Revolution, and there were three false Dimitris who were serious pretenders to the throne of Russia. Other notable royal pretenders include Perkin Warbeck, Anna Anderson, and, more recently, Robert Brown, who claims to be the son of Princess Margaret and Peter Townsend (RAF officer).[1] The case of Anna Anderson is unusual in that it is believed that her claim to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia of Russia was the work of a third party, as she was not considered to be in sound mind. It also differs from many other impostures in that although hard, irrefutable scientific proof has arisen making her (or the third party's) claim without a doubt false, many still refuse to discount it.

Very daring impostors may pretend to be someone else who really exists, although the rapidity of modern news coverage has made this difficult in the case of notable individuals. Usually, however, impostors simply take on a new and completely fabricated identity, misrepresenting their financial status, educational status, social status, family background and, in some cases, gender. Impostors are usually aware of not being who they say they are. However, there are borderline cases who may end up believing their own tall tales, and some (often children or those suffering from a mental illness such as dementia or schizophrenia, as in the case of Anna Anderson) whose imposture may be the creation of a third party. People may make false claims about their past or background without being full-blown impostors; common false claims include having seen military action and involvement in well-known disasters such as the sinking of the RMS Titanic or the September 11, 2001 attacks. It is sometimes said that if every person who claimed to have "just missed" the Titanic's departure had been on board, the ship would have sunk like a lead weight in Southampton Harbour.

Many temporary impostors are criminals who maintain a façade temporarily to defraud their victims (such as Wilhelm Voigt). Others, such as US prankster Joey Skaggs, commit an imposture as a prank or to make a point of some kind. The latter usually reveal the truth sooner or later. Still others, such as John Howard Griffin, have adopted other identities for purposes of research, investigation or experiment. Although impostors usually misrepresent their backgrounds, their intentions may or may not be criminal as such. They may wish to start afresh with a new identity or "go native"; i.e. adopt the identity and customs of other people.

Source: Wikipedia



This character says he is Malaysia's Nelson Mandela and Mahatma Gandhi. This is capital blasphemy. This is shameless. He brings disrepute to these two icons. They are so ashamed of being themselves that they assume another persona. If our friend had likened himself to Mugabe, he could be forgiven. Not being satisfied with this sacrilegious act of likening himself to Mandela, he had to blaspheme the ascetic Gandhi. This clearly is the attendant hallucinations of a syphillitic victim....or it mischievously reminds me of a Gregorian Chant I heard in my teenage days: Nigra Sum Sed Formosa. If you really asked me, he should compare himself to Houdini. Anyone who is a result of a leaked french-cap invariably can lay claim to this Houdini- the great escape artiste. But then again, it would be an insult to the great artiste and his skills.Podah, Pele too it seems! Dang!
Creative Bloggers like Bodohland, Mob1900 and Daniel have already stigmatised and potrayed what they picture as his true self....enough to last him through many nightmares. And now he wants to be amongst the good men. This reminds me of one BN candidate during the Bukit Selambau by-elections who publicly claimed that he was the Malaysian Obama. We have people with a warped sense of humor and timing. Dang!




GO READ MASTER SCRIPT-WRITER CHEGU NAZIR'S HILARIOUS TAKE
HERE
AND MARINA'S RANTINGS
HERE

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha..ha..ha...

mahatma gandhi? nelson mandela?

hamidah, now i understand why you said about those snakes.

ha..ha..

some people just have no shame.

or is he now delusional as his intense craze for power goes unabated.

Anonymous said...

Mugabe:Oi fucker! I am your peer la, not Mandela, Gandhi, or Martin Luther King...idiot, use my style of ruling, never give me credit.

JeyPathySarritzu said...

Well yeah la zorro, this joker needs to be given a lesson on history and how Gandhi-ji became a Mahatma. This fella will become...a Niamah!! (sorry had to use Pat's phrase!)

wandererAUS said...

ooi blackie zombie c#nt, since you have a high class fuchow prostitute in your midst, why not be a pimp at Chow Kit.
Comparing yourself to the two great legends...you really have the nerve!
Look yourself at the mirror dickhead...puiiit!!!

HjMisaiKontot :الدليل السياحي said...

ZAMBRY MUGABE

ha ha ha ha ha ha.... it rhymes

Anonymous said...

Uncle Zorro, how can a son of unmarried parents proclain himself to be along the likes of Gandhi or Mandela. This is sheer madness.

Anonymous said...

The walking zombie has arrogated himself with the likes of Obama, Gandhi and Nelson Mandela.

Soon he will elevate himself to the status of Prophet Muhammad and Jesus Christ. Finally he will claim he is equal to God.

Anonymous said...

Mandela and Ghandi of Malaysia??? Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

LOL & rolling on floor since this morning!!!

Please lah, this MB "Chelob" is just an asshole in UMNO!!!

shar101 said...

Aiyah Z,

NTR oredi making strategic retreat by announcing it's up to this imposter to decide on the next course of action lah.

Soo.. Tambi Zambry gotta borrow some other famous names to back him up mah.

Obviously, his PHD training failed him.

Btw I gathered from a PerakBloggers' posting that UMNO personalities were conspicuously missing during the High court judgment declaring Nizar as the legitimate Perak MB. Do they have prior knowledge?

If so, it would explain their nimbleness in filing an appeal and getting a stay of execution within 24 hours!

Anonymous said...

This is an insult to the two great people!
Mandela,
Please file a suit against zambry of defamation!

Malaysianfirstly said...

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness Is like a villain with a smiling cheek..[1596 Shakespeare Merchant of Venice i. iii. 93]

Zamry learnt this from his Master lah. Old trick!

KIMHO8 said...

Better compare himself to Zombie, The Living Dead! No principle!

Anonymous said...

He's truly delusional. First he pretends to be a Malay, then he calls himself Pele Pangkor and we all had a good laugh. Now he evokes the name of Mandela and Gandhi...cheh!! He did get one thing right, all the colours are right! - no offence!! hehehe -

Maybe Lim Kit Siang will be so kind and send the phychiatrist Dr Cheah Wing Yin to attend to this retard, and get a clear diagnosis.

SamYap said...

Aiya, bro Bernard please lah! If you refer to another posting I made to your blog about AK47's article, I already said that UMNO is in need of psychiatric help. This Zambry guy is not merely delusional BUT certainly showing signs of SCHIZOPHRENIA!!! WE OUGHT TO PUT HIM IN A STRAITS JACKET!

SamYap said...

And let me add...there is another charactyr who needs some psychiatric assessment:

Yes! You guessed it right!

Hee the Whore! She seems to be a pathological liar, another BN-UMNO trait.

artchan said...

How can he disgrace the Malays? Or is he a Malay at all? He looked more like Muthusamy than Zambry. Or he was planted by MIC to ridicule UMNO? Hahahahahaha...comparing himself to Gandhi...shameless dickhead

Anonymous said...

hi, mr. khoo, good morning, i'm 'masked zorror' of perak !!

Anonymous said...

hey, dr. mah, have fun in the circus!

Anonymous said...

' we should NOT have adopted this
indian boy 50 years ago ...SIGH !'

Anonymous said...

Yes and I suppose Rosmah is like Mother Teresa.

Anonymous said...

Dear Zorro


He is an Indian Muslim who claims to be a Malay. So, what else can we expect??

alburn said...

7.Gandhi.. Mandela…wa..ka..ka..This mamak look more like jaga lembu guy.
Not even liken to the dust below the foot of Mandela…worst off Gandhi fart is more worthy than this P.Pangkor mamak.
Shame…shame..this is over perasan of the highest degree.
A typical shit of umno bn. Having a doctorate but the mentality…befit an oxymoron.

AnakPenang said...

The only resemblance that he has is the colour of his skin. Everything else is contrastly different. Shame on you, Pirate of the Silver State!

backStreetGluttons said...

what a motherF !

Anonymous said...

And.......... Najib still wants Zambry to be MB...?????

Are they "That" stupid to say all these...???????????

"Stupid" is NOT enough to describe him lah.............!!!!!!!

Everyday we get some phrases lah..............!

Anonymous said...

..this A-hole is another 'SON-OF-A-LEAKING-CONDOM'!!!!...

Anonymous said...

he is 100% pure indian adopted by malays > 50 years ago in pulau pangkor one !!

Ashe said...

Aiyoyo... I think the only common thing that he has with Mandela and Gandhi is the skin colour. Even so, I believe Gandhi might have been lighter. Also Gandhi and Mandela had clean, pure and white hearts but this Zam Biri Biri is black al through, right to the heart.

Anonymous said...

please ...PLEASE dun insult the
humans of foreign lands !

Anonymous said...

Guy with no shame...he is claiming hero of Rakyat Perak.

Yes..just wonder why is there not a single UMNO goons at the High Courts on Monday annoucement?? The goons already prepared for to push for appeal the next following day..all this are planned?

ipohHUNK

williem said...

Dear Zorro,
This is one of your best and I love it so much. This Zombie guy if he ever comes to our table during one of those dinners, I would NOT even shake his hand when he extends his shit hand out. I would even dare to utter the word MB Haram right into his face! Mark my words.

Anonymous said...

Gandhi? Mandela? Hey tambi!! Have some respect for them lah. Even words do not do justice for what Mandela and Gandhi have done, the sacrifices and challenges they have endured. Did you study history in school or not? Tak malu ke, budak jaga lembu lagi dihormati daripada kamu yang lebih busuk dari penyangak dan perompak keadilan sejagat. Piiiraaahhh!

Anonymous said...

While walking to office yesterday, I heard some noise in my shoes. When I took off my socks, I saw my toes laughing. kekeke!

Melayu Sengal said...

Uncle Bernard,
All I can say is to borrow from Hisyamuddin Rais of Tukar Tiub's expression:

APA PUNYA TTUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR......

new fart said...

Oh shoot...old chap...reading your take on this brainless galah just now has made me puked all my tasty lunch all over the floor! Bet my old lady is not going to be too impressed about this. But what the heck...it's all for a good laugh anyhow.
Can't imagine that pink lips can condone such a shameless, idiotic, snaky and boneless gorilla to be his commander-in-chief in Perak??? Says a lot about his intelligence and judgement, doesn't it?

Donplaypuks® said...

Japanese truck driver delivers 100 Nissan cars to the office of Latok 2nd Hand Car Salesman Camry.

Latok Camry, confused and furious:

"WTF! What's going on?"

Jap Truck Driver:

"Consignment Note say deriver to 'Nissan Maindealer'. You say you Nissan Maindealer orr over world, right?"

Heh, heh, heh!
donplaypuks.blogspot.com

Donplaypuks® said...

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

It's me, Ma. Latok 2nd hand car dealer Camry.

Why you came back so early in the morning, son?

Very hot day, my bald head cannot tahan oreddy. Need Mahatma!
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

pigs : 'aaiiiyoh, lucky he din say he
looked like we lah ...tanks our mighty creater !'

mob1900 said...

lai-lai,
fresh potrait of 'Mahatma Nelson Zamree Kader' is now available at:

http://mob1900.blogspot.com

minus ALL the great attributes from the real legends of course!

Anonymous said...

it's 18th of May to hear Nizar's appeal !

Anonymous said...

looks more like mugabe than mandela for sure.

liar liar liar pants on fire..hee haw..hee haw

Anonymous said...

then 25/5 to hear zombie's rejection on nizar's legal MB verdict !!