Received this email about an hour ago during brunch:
Uncle Z, my boss wants you to keep this SOB Nazri in your Fart Chamber until Chap Goh Meh.
My boss is seething that this upstart good friend of Penang CM has gone against every word he said at the current International Conference on MODERATION.
My boss also requests that Madame MemgeesokMem sit extra long on his face.
Thank you for doing this bit of national service. I know you are not friendly with my boss. For this once, do him a favor. I am,
Acting PA to PM