FRONTYARD OF BACKYARD
GUINESS , LAU HOR, GAYMERS CIDER
CORRUPTION IN PAKATAN
ME – HAD NO CHOICE.
HORATIO - BY CHOICE.
HORATIO: Are you aware that there is corruption in Pakatan Governments?
ME: Of course it exists…..a natural 50 some years spillover of HABIT. You take away the H, and ABIT is left. You continue to take ABIT off, IT still remains. But I remain optimistically encouraged that we are collecting evidence of such transgressions.
HORATIO: What next?
ME: We will make a concerted effort to prevent these seemingly untouchables from contesting.
HORATIO: Not going to the Press?
ME: Lancheow Horatio! When you don’t indulge in minor vices like smoking and drinking you invariably graduate to major vices! GO TO THE PRESS?
HORATION: To shame them what!
ME: How would you feel if your son goes to the neighbor that you abhor and detests and tells him that you his Pa were caught dipping into some pussy pits? What would you do?
HORATIO: I will insist that we wash our dirty linen at home. Tell me in my face.
ME: That’s sublime thinking. What if he disagrees and persists?
HORATIO: Disown him!
ME: Admittedly a divine decision no doubt, but he is your son man!
HORATIO: I am the master of the house. We don’t send our dirty linen to the
ME: Your son can disown you?
HORATIO: That’s OK by me…..he can cross over or leap frog over next door to do his laundry. How are you guys going to combat corruption?
ME: We will collect documented evidence and pass it over to the Pakatan leaders. Let them decide. If they persist we will campaign against the tainted candidate until he is withdrawn. But we will not throw anyone OUT the window over RM2000!
HORATIO: And then?
ME: Good Socratic question. After we achieve ABU we will launch ABC on PutraJaya Pakatan.
ANYTHING BUT CORRUPTION