Tuesday, January 24, 2012

YOU KNOW WHAT COMES AFTER ABU?

LOCATION:

FRONTYARD OF BACKYARD

ENTRE:

GUINESS , LAU HOR, GAYMERS CIDER

MAIN COURSE:

HIGHLAND PARK

FEATURE DISCOURSE:

CORRUPTION IN PAKATAN

SPEAKERS:

ME – HAD NO CHOICE.

HORATIO - BY CHOICE.

HORATIO: Are you aware that there is corruption in Pakatan Governments?

ME: Of course it exists…..a natural 50 some years spillover of HABIT. You take away the H, and ABIT is left. You continue to take ABIT off, IT still remains. But I remain optimistically encouraged that we are collecting evidence of such transgressions.

HORATIO: What next?

ME: We will make a concerted effort to prevent these seemingly untouchables from contesting.

HORATIO: Not going to the Press?

ME: Lancheow Horatio! When you don’t indulge in minor vices like smoking and drinking you invariably graduate to major vices! GO TO THE PRESS?

HORATION: To shame them what!

ME: How would you feel if your son goes to the neighbor that you abhor and detests and tells him that you his Pa were caught dipping into some pussy pits? What would you do?

HORATIO: I will insist that we wash our dirty linen at home. Tell me in my face.

ME: That’s sublime thinking. What if he disagrees and persists?

HORATIO: Disown him!

ME: Admittedly a divine decision no doubt, but he is your son man!

HORATIO: I am the master of the house. We don’t send our dirty linen to the PRESS neighbor!

ME: Your son can disown you?

HORATIO: That’s OK by me…..he can cross over or leap frog over next door to do his laundry. How are you guys going to combat corruption?

ME: We will collect documented evidence and pass it over to the Pakatan leaders. Let them decide. If they persist we will campaign against the tainted candidate until he is withdrawn. But we will not throw anyone OUT the window over RM2000!

HORATIO: And then?

ME: Good Socratic question. After we achieve ABU we will launch ABC on PutraJaya Pakatan.


ANYTHING BUT CORRUPTION

19 comments:

Hawkeye said...

Good one this ABC!

But ABU is just beginning and looks like a tough fight, We need more from the Rakyat.

The Urbanites are still sitting pretty on their fat-ass and thought that just going to the polls is good enough.

BorthersInArms said...

Yes yes - I love this ABC thinghy ... applies equally to those in Pakatan :)

Anonymous said...

read about the rukus caused by the menace mat rempits at ABU.. fellow malaysians at ABU are deprived lot..bring ABC on, bring all on to set Malaysia free from all the goons

Anonymous said...

Uncle, I think you should get PR to champion ABC! Ask them to make ABC their number one agenda on their list! Can? I think the rakyat will love this one. After ABU, when in government, become ABC!

flyer168 said...

Zorro,

Yes indeed.

But let us all focus on "Reducing" UMNO/BN's majority as our first objective.

ABU must be transated into the citizen's and nation's battlecry for Truth, Justice & Freedom...

ABC can come after that...

You be the judge.

Shalom.

Anonymous said...

Nice one Uncle Zorro...but then we'll still have those hard core PR fans that think even PR itself are angels and without sins :)

Anwaar

Anonymous said...

Zorro, Kong Hei Fatt Choy! Lets focus on ABU lst, followed by ABC .... once we get the present tenants out !!

Bedul said...

How come you all never questioned how Anwar gets funds to travel overseas 120 times a year?
How he got the money to pay people he gathered for street demos?

Jong said...

What do you mean "Anything, but.."!

zorro said...

Jong.... re your comment above, is it addressed at me?

Jong said...

If ABC is "Anything But Corruption"
What about eg blatant 'abuse of power' and irresponsible 'plots/conspiracies', so it's OK since they come under "Anything"? :)

Anonymous said...

Anwar travels on speaking engagements. That means he's paid to attend a seminar or lecture to give talks. So his traveling expenses are covered and he is also paid for his lectures. It's a job to him. He doesn't go places for shopping purposes

zorro said...

Jong, I lump all these under corruption....like power grab etc.

zorro said...

Jong, anything underhand, nefarious and chicanery.

Anonymous said...

Kampung malays are dying to kmow more about the NFC scandal!

Anonymous said...

Hata Wahari, the former Utusan Malaysia journalist and the former president of the National Union of Jorunalists (NUJ), has joined DAP has sent chills down UMNO’s corporate spine. Hata’s decision will be a force multiplier for DAP’s voice of C.A.T and good governance in the heartland.

Anonymous said...

After ABU?

ASAP[Ash]Haha....

Jong said...

Oh I see, ..like power grab by plotters and conspirators, and the cari-makan old slime ball.
Uh huh, that's corruption! Even given the best education from world's best didn't do them any good eh?

Thank you Zorro, now I get it!

flyer168 said...

Dear Zorro and Jong,

Democracy: The state of affairs in which you consent to having your pocket picked, and elect the best man to do it.

The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.

“You and I are not in The big club.

By the way, its the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe.

All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy.

The table has tilted folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care.

Good honest hard-working people... white collar, blue collar it doesnt matter what color shirt you have on.

Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means . . . continue to elect these rich ***** who dont give a ***** about you.

They dont give a ***** about you . . . they dont give a ***** about you. They dont care about you at all . . . at all . . . at all, and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Thats what the owners count on.

The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick thats being jammed up their ***** everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth.

Its called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it . . .”

The American Dream, USA Inc. George Carlin – YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JChUO4TLjnY

Does it sound familiar in Bolehland...?

That is why we need to translate ABU into our citizen's and nation's battlecry to reduce UMNO/BN's majority as our focus at the 13th G/E.

Subsequently ABC will be the order of the day.

You be the judge.

Shalom.