Wednesday, October 20, 2010


Allow me to take this opportunity to introduce readers to WHISTLER. In an email to me yesterday he reminded me of our meeting in August in the Oval. Of course I remember him. I recall him as being Impeccably attired with suitably contrasting suspenders (braces as the Brits would insist) and an unmistakably Kiton necktie. He sure made a statement. He endeared himself to me immediately. He may appear ostentatious but not loud or overbearing unlike one guy two tables away from us who seemed to enjoy listening to his own voice. He has an alluring dry wit that seems to complement his choice of “bone dry” Shiraz or Syrah. Dang, a spiritual man after my own heart and a veritable sommelier to boot. In a nutshell, a consummate man of the world contemplating mid 50. In between sips he intimated that he was willing to contribute to our cause for a New Malaysia. “But don’t call me Hantu. You have already 4? I am not a whistle-blower, just call me Whistler.” This is as dry as they come, no?

According to Whistler, in a bold move PM Najib is INTENDING to send a delegation to California and Russia in response to this appeal:

California Umno Club chairman Muhammad Danial Zuraidi said although there were briefings on the concept given to club leaders, none was organised for other Malaysians abroad.

Moscow Umno Club chairman Muhammad Akmal Salleh said such explanations would ensure that the concept would not be misinterpreted.

He said Malaysians residing overseas obtained most of the information on government policies, including the 1Malaysia concept, through the Internet, where their validity could be disputed.

“Actually, many of our own members and Malaysian nationals living abroad still do not understand the 1Malaysia concept, so I hope the Government or Umno can explain what is actually happening in Malaysia,” he said.

Heading the delegation would be the “I am Malay First and Malaysian next” DPM. The Deputy Prime Minister had chosen to reject the goal of 1Malaysia, by insisting that he is “Malay first” and subsequently ridiculing the concept of “Malaysian first” by saying “How can I say I'm Malaysian first and Malay second? All the Malays will shun me... and it's not proper.”

The other members of the delegation are:

AHMAD ISMAIL of Permatang Pauh “pendatang” fame.

NASIR SAFAR, dismissed special assistant to PM Najib who said the Chinese came as prostitutes and the Indians as beggars.

BTN's deputy director HANIM HUSSAIN who branded Chinese as si mata sepek and Indians as si kaki botol-

Kulai Headmistress, SITI INSHAH MANSOR, who advised that the Chinese should return to China and observed that the prayer strings tied around the necks and wrists of Indian students made them look like dogs.

The PRINCIPAL of SMK Bukit Selambau in Kedah (until now nameless) had told a group of Chinese students to go back to China when he spotted them having breakfast in the school canteen on the first day of Ramadan.

And of course………

Rapper NAMEWEE tasked with composing a rap number on 1Malaysia with verses for each member of the delegation to sing to our audience in California and Moscow.

RIDUAN TEE ABDULLAH was recommended by Perkesa but the Cabinet doubted the claim of his retreaded ethnicity. So he stays put.

Mentoring or chaperoning the delegation would be Senior Minister RAIS YATIM who as Information Minister would record the whole proceedings on YouTube.

I will have to say this. PM is ON the ball. Don’t anyone play play with his 1Malaysia ball.


Anonymous said...

The grand finale should be the anthem with the refrain SHIT SHIT SHIT to be sung HEARTILY by none other than the boy with the new stents Brahim Aily.

Anonymous said...

MAN.... that would be Najib's DREAM Team to champion 1M. It will be formidable if Ridhuan Tee is allowed to join and captain the team. A mata-sepet turned celup pedigree woof-woof will be a true-blue example of 1M.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry.
Malaysia would out-class Somalia with the brawn-gain of countless Indonesian robbers and house-breakers. World-beater all the same as we would eventually boast of our own brand of pirates, robbers that would be truly First Class (Hons?)

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

While umno is full of shit .
Looks like PR is not ready to be the next federal govt .
As PKR have a lot of handicaps and require time to fix.

Anonymous said...

We judge a man by his action not his words alone!
PM's words don't match his actions; clearly a "Mahatir's con job" is in action.
In 1969, Mahatir said he did not need Chinese Votes to win Kota Star and he lost. In 1999, banking on his empty promises, Chinese voted for him and suffered to these days his suppressions and racial jabs which he enjoys with impunity
On 22 June 2003 he said he tried his level best to put every obstacle and impediment to halt Malaysian Chinese from progressing. He did, and, he had robbed the country by billions!!!
See the similarlities?
You want to vote BN?
Have we grown up? Or we are forever stupid and lead by the nose by the shallow-thinking Mahatir who recently admitted his inadequacies even to be admitted to medicine had it not been the affirmative action. No wonder he quitted medicine and drabbled in politics to our peril.
Wake up, please!

Anonymous said...

Uncle, I think you have gone bonkers with all the stress. Your mind is muddled up. You write in a daze. The evil force is getting to you. Take a break ! Have a quickie with a sweetie. PKR UMNO politics is not for you. Play majong. Follow Antares to Bali
Read Malaysia Chronicle

Fi-sha said...

Good Morning Uncle Zorro!

I know its too early but I just had the biggest laugh of the week...but it left a bitter aftertaste my mints would not be able to dislodge...yucks!

You know why California and Moscow Uncle? Coincidentally, I read with great interest about how the world's richest man becomes the richest man (Slim syndrome)and how Kremlin 'robbed' their cash-cows and jailed the rightful owners.

BTW Uncle, it seems that we are stuck with this First thingy. First, we have Malay First. Then, we have self-proclaimed First Lady. These bewildered me because of so many Firsts, we still stuck with Third World (class) mentality...

OK Uncle, while you go smoke your pipe, i guess I should blow my tastebuds with Lindt's 85% cocoa :[

Anonymous said...

DPM with his Dream Team is really 'terror' (garang):

- The nameless PRINCIPAL of SMK Bukit Selambau in Kedah

Anonymous said...

PM's residence - annual rental paid to Putrajaya Holdings + maintainance amounts to RM6mil. DPM's residence nearly RM4mil.

Anonymous said...

Zorrow, your whistler seems to have left out the evil Mamakmahathir Mohamad Kutty as the de facto leader and mentor of the delegation. Even with his flashy suit at the UMNO assembly he looks only like a shoe-shine boy of the mamak. The UMNOputras have sold their souls to the devil and the devil is the mamak. So, it is better he be the champion of the Malays who cannot survive in this globalized world without the crutches, handouts and spoon-feeding.

What a shameless bunch of parasites proclaiming themselves as tuans. This is the result of following a mamak who is nothing but a malay celup from Kerala.

Malaysia will only reform and get back to its glorious days when God has had enough of this evil old man and his racist vitriole.

Ahmad Syafiq said...

Oh brother... It's gonna be another brainwashing session... Poor scholars... I hope they'll get through with it without any damage to their mental ability caused by this "seditious" team.

pinsysu said...

sheessssh! 1Msia_Incentive_Trip for outstanding racists of the Year! LOL!

Anonymous said...

You are sounding quite like that pompous Malaysiakini columnist Terrence Netto, much ado with cluttered misinsinuations and slippery stammering George Bushy language which intelligent people cannot comprehend. As in making a 3 word sentence of ABC into a thousand presumably to pay off some jammed overdues

felicia said...

...unbelievable... :-O

zorro said...

Anon1128am....if you do not like what you read, go somewhere else. If reading me and Terrence is stressful and bad for your ulcers revisit nursery rhymes....sure-cure for those afflicted with hemorrhoid
between the ears. Hope you did not visit the hawker whose food you detest....this lunch time.

Anonymous said...

With a team like that, UMNO is surely HEBAT & GLOKAL (spend globally what you get locally).

Anonymous said...

Got ISA how to play-play?

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

Aiyo Uncle Zorro ...The batu sapi election will be a 3 way.
PKR will definitely "kalah teruk".
Why not let the real Sabahans contest in their own territory
Why PR cannot be united .
This is miserable news to us.

Anonymous said...

“Even if our bodies are crushed and our lives lost, brothers and sisters, whatever happens, we must defend Putrajaya,” Malaysiakin reported Najib as saying at the at the 61st Umno annual assembly

That's why don't play play with PM or our Defence Minister who controls the army and submarine.

Anonymous said...

"Even if our bodies are crushed and our lives lost, brothers and sisters, whatever happens, we must defend Putrajaya," so declares Prime Minister Najib Razak when he was frantically beating the war drums at the 61st Umno general assembly.

"Such strong words, such show of total desperation indeed," so remarks the man-in-the-street.

Najib has to be mindful that Pakatan Rakyat will not sit idly by. It's gearing up to launch a concerted assault on Putrajaya in the coming election. But both coalitions need to be responsible and moderate in speech and actions.

Irresponsible and extreme rhetoric could cause the loss of precious votes and defeat, as the electorates can't be cowered and oppressed anymore. They have matured and changed their thinking.

Play by the rules. If BN wins, it wins; if it loses, it loses. There's no need to threaten the loss of life.

Anonymous said...

Najib and the UMNO goons are scarring people with ethnic cleansing and May 13. The way I see it, if there is another may13, than it is between UMNO and the rest of Malaysian; including the Malays, Chinese, Indian, Kadazan and Orang Asli. We are all itching to kick UMNO on their thieving stinking butts.

The one that is going to be "cleansed" for good will be UMNO!

Anonymous said...


Be brave to expose the wrong-doings of politicians!

We are behind you.

Hopefully you have more reliable hantus.

Anonymous said...

Hi Bro, wonder where the money goes?

"Most countries tend to auction their 3G and 4G telecommunication spectrum. Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission (MCMC) had also raked in a substantial amount of money when it accepted tenders in the first and second rounds when awarding the 3G spectrum."