COCK TALES.

I asked some of my friends to volunteer IN ONE OR TWO WORDS their reaction to the utterances of the Malay First Malaysian Second Deputy Prime Minister:

“For a long time, our local Chinese businessmen have been our main domestic investors and it would be safe to say that without them, Malaysia wouldn’t be where it is today,” he said, to applause.

He said the community should also support the government-linked companies who have “increasingly over the last 10 years or so (have made) more and more domestic investments”.

“I call upon the Malaysian Chinese business community to continue to be our partners in development, invest in our economy and join forces with both GLCs and bumiputera businessmen to play your part in the next stage of development,” he said.

Here are their responses and their explanation/definition. You people sure have enriched my meager store! Very much thank you.

Alan d’Cruz, husband to English Jane:

Cock up

A cock up means you have made a mistake. It has nothing to do with parts of the male appendage saluting.

Colin Fernendez, PD’s celebrity chef:

Dog's dinner –

If you make a real mess of something it might be described as a real dog's dinner. A bit like some joint Malay/Chinese business partnership being encouraged NOW by the Moo.

Jane D'cruz, British wife of Alan D’cruz

Fiddle sticks

Jane is much too well mannered to swear. Her substitute is “fiddle sticks”, but do take notice of her non-verbal facial language. Run to hide.

Mary Maguire, Eco warrior living amongst Orang Asli, neighbor to Antares.

Goolies

If you have been kicked in the goolies, your eyes would be watering and you would be clutching your balls family jewels.

Kam Kadir, Mayor of Jalan Changkat

Twanger

Tiny weeny COCK

Faulkland Simon

gormless

slightly lacking in the common sense department; seriously daft.

Saudi Ali of London

Neek Hallak

Go eff yourself.

Haris MCLM Ibrahim

Rat Shit

(Not to humiliate the likes of Ib Ali, Zul Nordin, Mamak Tongkang Ghani of Penang I will refrain from putting in print his explanation. Ask Haris for definition, in private please.)

YAM Vic, a very polite, too overly polite, if I want to say anything unkind about this royal:

Get on your bike

A royally polite way of telling someone to f*** off.

Shangai Stephen

Cock and Bull

Good Pub!

(Dang! This Taiping mali one deviated a bit…..but on second thought “cock and bull story” is relevant here.)

Ismail Boom, Southhamton weeder:

Potty

This isn't just the thing you sit a toddler on - if you are potty it means you are a little crazy, a bit of a looney, one card short of a full deck.

Antares Astral journeyman:

Rat arsed

Yet another term for dicky head, sloshed or plastered. You might say loaded. In the UK, LOADED is a men's magazine that covers sex and football.

Chuck Noetzel, The only unAmerican US friend who is never cocky:

Poppycock

like all American slang, it it difficult to discern its meaning…..but it always sounds good and sadistically appropriate.

Duke the Whisperer

KAN TI TU
Hokkien translation of "go fuck spider".

If these hurt your sensibilities, you may leave this post NOW…because

below are contributions from the Cussing Cousins

Niamah

You know him!

KAKAKAKAKA

That has got to be Tukar Tuib!

Lancheow

Not too difficult as to who!

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THIS MAN SHOULDN'T BE IN UMNO - GO GET HIM!

Higher Education Deputy Minister Datuk Saifuddin Abdullah said Section 15(5)(a) was effectively unconstitutional and violated the guarantee of freedom of speech as there was no order for a stay of execution on the ruling.

“Unless the Cabinet decides to appeal and the Federal Court overturns the ruling on Monday, the section is no longer valid,” Saifuddin told reporters

Saifuddin urged the Cabinet not to appeal the Court of Appeal's ruling.

“There are two possibilities here: If the Cabinet does not appeal, it would be a moral win for the Government as the sentiments of the people who want the law to be repealed are acknowledged.

“If the Cabinet appeals and loses, then the Government will suffer a double blow,” Saifuddin said.

THIS MAN QUALIFIES TO BE IN UMNO

Giving schools the option of teaching Science and Mathematics in English is not part of Pakatan Rakyat's policy although DAP wants it, PKR communications director Nik Nazmi Nik Ahmad said.

He said that while it was understood that there was a need for students to master English and to receive quality education, PPSMI was not the way to achieve these objectives.

“Pakatan's policy is clear on the matter and should be left at that until and unless the Pakatan leadership decides otherwise,” he said.

So, why don’t you just shuddup and wait for the leadership to decide. Of late PAS and PKR are doing a lot of shooting off the mark – alternating between shooting their own foot or shooting their mouth off!

Nurul, pls don’t lose your gains by having this guy in any of your ceremahs. He knows so little and knows it so fluently! What Mark Twain said is spot on: "He is useless on top of the ground; he aught to be under it, inspiring the cabbages."