Saturday, November 5, 2011

COCK TALES.

I asked some of my friends to volunteer IN ONE OR TWO WORDS their reaction to the utterances of the Malay First Malaysian Second Deputy Prime Minister:

“For a long time, our local Chinese businessmen have been our main domestic investors and it would be safe to say that without them, Malaysia wouldn’t be where it is today,” he said, to applause.

He said the community should also support the government-linked companies who have “increasingly over the last 10 years or so (have made) more and more domestic investments”.

“I call upon the Malaysian Chinese business community to continue to be our partners in development, invest in our economy and join forces with both GLCs and bumiputera businessmen to play your part in the next stage of development,” he said.

Here are their responses and their explanation/definition. You people sure have enriched my meager store! Very much thank you.

Alan d’Cruz, husband to English Jane:

Cock up

A cock up means you have made a mistake. It has nothing to do with parts of the male appendage saluting.

Colin Fernendez, PD’s celebrity chef:

Dog's dinner

If you make a real mess of something it might be described as a real dog's dinner. A bit like some joint Malay/Chinese business partnership being encouraged NOW by the Moo.

Jane D'cruz, British wife of Alan D’cruz

Fiddle sticks

Jane is much too well mannered to swear. Her substitute is “fiddle sticks”, but do take notice of her non-verbal facial language. Run to hide.

Mary Maguire, Eco warrior living amongst Orang Asli, neighbor to Antares.

Goolies

If you have been kicked in the goolies, your eyes would be watering and you would be clutching your balls family jewels.

Kam Kadir, Mayor of Jalan Changkat

Twanger

Tiny weeny COCK

Faulkland Simon

gormless

slightly lacking in the common sense department; seriously daft.

Saudi Ali of London

Neek Hallak

Go eff yourself.

Haris MCLM Ibrahim

Rat Shit

(Not to humiliate the likes of Ib Ali, Zul Nordin, Mamak Tongkang Ghani of Penang I will refrain from putting in print his explanation. Ask Haris for definition, in private please.)

YAM Vic, a very polite, too overly polite, if I want to say anything unkind about this royal:

Get on your bike

A royally polite way of telling someone to f*** off.

Shangai Stephen

Cock and Bull

Good Pub!

(Dang! This Taiping mali one deviated a bit…..but on second thought “cock and bull story” is relevant here.)

Ismail Boom, Southhamton weeder:

Potty

This isn't just the thing you sit a toddler on - if you are potty it means you are a little crazy, a bit of a looney, one card short of a full deck.

Antares Astral journeyman:

Rat arsed

Yet another term for dicky head, sloshed or plastered. You might say loaded. In the UK, LOADED is a men's magazine that covers sex and football.

Chuck Noetzel, The only unAmerican US friend who is never cocky:

Poppycock

like all American slang, it it difficult to discern its meaning…..but it always sounds good and sadistically appropriate.

Duke the Whisperer

KAN TI TU
Hokkien translation of "go fuck spider".

If these hurt your sensibilities, you may leave this post NOW…because

below are contributions from the Cussing Cousins

Niamah

You know him!

KAKAKAKAKA

That has got to be Tukar Tuib!

Lancheow

Not too difficult as to who!

+++++

THIS MAN SHOULDN'T BE IN UMNO - GO GET HIM!

Higher Education Deputy Minister Datuk Saifuddin Abdullah said Section 15(5)(a) was effectively unconstitutional and violated the guarantee of freedom of speech as there was no order for a stay of execution on the ruling.

“Unless the Cabinet decides to appeal and the Federal Court overturns the ruling on Monday, the section is no longer valid,” Saifuddin told reporters

Saifuddin urged the Cabinet not to appeal the Court of Appeal's ruling.

“There are two possibilities here: If the Cabinet does not appeal, it would be a moral win for the Government as the sentiments of the people who want the law to be repealed are acknowledged.

“If the Cabinet appeals and loses, then the Government will suffer a double blow,” Saifuddin said.

THIS MAN QUALIFIES TO BE IN UMNO

Giving schools the option of teaching Science and Mathematics in English is not part of Pakatan Rakyat's policy although DAP wants it, PKR communications director Nik Nazmi Nik Ahmad said.

He said that while it was understood that there was a need for students to master English and to receive quality education, PPSMI was not the way to achieve these objectives.

“Pakatan's policy is clear on the matter and should be left at that until and unless the Pakatan leadership decides otherwise,” he said.

So, why don’t you just shuddup and wait for the leadership to decide. Of late PAS and PKR are doing a lot of shooting off the mark – alternating between shooting their own foot or shooting their mouth off!

Nurul, pls don’t lose your gains by having this guy in any of your ceremahs. He knows so little and knows it so fluently! What Mark Twain said is spot on: "He is useless on top of the ground; he aught to be under it, inspiring the cabbages."


19 comments:

bruno said...

It shows the chracters of the main actors in the present cabinet.For one we have a EM,with a mentality of a huge animal that moos.Either way they ended up as losers.

telur dua said...

Forked Tongue Moo.

Nick'd said...

To Moodin: "Fiddlesticks!"

To Nik: I thought you were ok until you opened you mouth on PPSMI.

Anonymous said...

Malaysia is fucked big time ... if the DPM becomes PM.

bruno said...

The lack of fluency to communicate in English and to a lesser extent Chinese have made Malaysians lagged years behind our neighbours and competitors,either in the educational or business world.No wonder the unstoppable brain drain.It sure is 'Malaysia boleh',but under the Umno GOM's motto only.

Antares said...

Huh? I never said "Rat arsed"! In fact, I never said anything at all. Why would I even bother reacting to ANYTHING that mudfaced opportunistic Mahathir handpuppet utters?

Roti Sunshine said...

This brainless and one-of-a-kind DPM is a clown. With him around, we need not go to Zimbabwe's Mugabe for our daily dose of snake-oil jokes and sad news.

A village fool who thinks he is smart among the risk takers. Kudos to his speechwriter for helping him to mouth those sweet-nothing words of twisted praise.

Every time I see his image, he reminds me of one scientific fact; that light travels faster than sound!

That's why some people looks smart until they open their big mouth.

God help Malaysia from such fools. Malaysians deserve better!

KoSong Cafe said...

'Tulan' and 'Chuikong Lanpahsong' (stretching it a bit here to fit into two words), come to mind.

'Tulan' is literally 'poke ball' though some may argue that 'lan' could also refer to the other part. Why it expresses outrage, I don't really know.

'Chuikong landpahsong' means 'mouth talk, balls feel nice'. Again, don't ask me why because the latter effect is not really something to shout about.

Anonymous said...

Only God in his infinite mercy can SAVE us from scums, dickheads and nincompoops such as najis, cowhead mooheedin, shithead kerismoodin, senile and evil mamakthir mohamad kutty, his retarded mookreez and the other equally moronic cock-suckers from MCA, GERAKAN, MIC who masquerade as leaders. A bunch of misfits!

Antares said...

Anonymous @ 9:48AM - This "bunch of misfits" have one thing in common: they have extremely well-lined and very deep pockets. When you have a few billions stashed away, it tends to make you feel arrogant, invulnerable and unassailable. The only time you realize money means less than shit is when you're bed-ridden, wearing adult diapers, and terminally constipated. That's when you would rather be an ordinary human being who can enjoy three good meals and a couple of painless shits each day.

Taikohtai said...

TDM has been looking for an office bitch for sometime now and I think he likes what he sees in Moo.

Anonymous said...

DPM will bring the Greek tragedy to us before 2020.

Rahim said...

Muhyiddins' children all study in overseas.
He's a Malay First, but kenapa sending his own kids to study abroad??? And all in English some more!!! Kalau bangga sangat dan asyik war-warkan Bahasa Melayu, kenapa tak biarkan anak2 semua belajar kat Sekolah Kebangsaan awal2 lagi sampai Universitas, LEMBU BODOH SOMBONG!!
Anak2 Najib dan fat mama Rosmah pun belajar kat overseas, English pulak tu, lagi2 si anak manja belajar sampai ke Beijing utk bahasa Mandarin, KENAPA???
Yet he wants to force us Rakyat to kowtow to him!
Nak semua Rakyat jadi BODOH ya!!!
Is this kinda material can become an Education Minister and future PM of Malaysia???

Read me: "i won't give him my vote, so do all my ahli2 keluarga !!"

Anonymous said...

Money cannot buy happiness. You are only supposed to say that after you have made all the money you want. In any case, money that is laundered does not stink.

Urban Malay said...

These stupid people are not keen to learn the International language which is English, the Goverment is promoting BM so that these retards are comfortable learning it in their own language but are not smart enough so the Goverment brings down the standard of passing to ensure more of their own passes but these compromized the quality of the education standards but the goverment don't care coz the stupier you are the easier they can control you. CAN"T YOU ALL SEE THAT ??

The wiser Malays in the urban area ensures their children learn English and some Mandarin too. What 99%. Use your brain people.

Anonymous said...

Urban malay is right.

Malays should wake up fast!

Tiger said...

Why should any Chinese businesses work with them?
Now Muhyiddin wants to beg the Chinese?
Fuck off, after elections BN continues to rape the country as a whole again!

Anonymous said...

Ha! Ha! Good one Uncle B

Shalom

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