This BULLshit from COW (Club of Obedient Wives) about sex-from-a-distance with different partners is not new. In our hot-blooded days we had multiple disembodied sexual dalliances with the likes of Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren, Gina Lolobrigida and Kim Novak. Not forgetting Sharon Stone too. No need to be religious. Just simple deep concentration (not even fringing on transcendental meditation) and its attendant handwork and viola you explode into multiple blissful nirvanas. Don’t teach us to suck eggs….instead take the advice of my friend, Saudi Ali of London, Neek Hallak. Go find out what it means in Arabic. If Ali’s advice is not compatible, Duke the Whisperer’s Kan Ti Tu might help.
"As the head of Islam of this state, I am responsible to ensure the administration of Islam in this state runs smoothly and effectively.
"Hence, I command all assemblypersons to agree to all proposed amendments presented and then approve the said Bill so that all the proposed amendments can be implemented immediately," reads the decree.
The Pakatan Selangor State Assembly was confronted with this ultimatum. They were cowed into submission and they gave easy passage to this royal edict! Why didn’t they SEEK COUNSEL? Is it arrogance, ignorance or pure pusilanimity that they so easily painted themselves into a corner? Is Pakatan serious about marching into Putrajaya? Prove to us that we need not have to weigh our options! I for one will remain loyal to my cause - a new Malaysia courtesy of a new government. Loyalty is an admirable virtue, blind loyalty questionable, but purblind loyalty is definitely a no-no. Loyalty forced through fear is DEGRADING! We cannot condone this from our elected representatives. SHAPE UP! The rakyat has to make a decision soon.