I dont think I will get whacked with this posting:
R U O VER 50?
Subject: PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 (italics mine)
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.(stop being verbose, my uncle was a monomaniacal nimrod with piscatorial propensities and his wife is a tonsorial artistes....whose father in law is a .....shucks forget it)
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.(me I hold UP my huge chest that keeps slipping down.)