Monday, January 7, 2008

CAN HE REALLY SLEEP...........WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE.....THAT IS IF HE HAS ONE.

Winston Churchill is known for his sarcasm and wit. Churchill commented on human nature, society, and the world in general. His keen sense of observation brings to life seemingly innocuous concepts and events, I have tis feeling that when Churchill uttered those immortal quips he had in mind somebody in this fair land: Consider these:

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many(read BN) to so few.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

There are a lot of lies going around...

Election Commission chief has reiterated that nationwide polls are "around the corner" despite speculation the government would hold back due to a host of problems.

"When I say the election is around the corner, you better believe me because it is not a joke," Election Commission chairman Abdul Rashid Abdul Rahman told the Star daily, echoing comments made in November.

He has all along been a JOKE and realising this himself he is telling us that this time he ain't joking.But it is hard to believe him.....remember he said that he knew when the election was going to be held until he got a broadside from Pak Lah who was rudely awakened by his impertinence? And remember he also swore that only one regime could govern this country....this one we believe him because only HE can mani........what's that word....it escapes me .....somebody complete this for me will ya?

But JOKES aside just scroll down Mr. Election Commandant, and you tell us whether 40,000 Malaysians were joking when they marched, got gassed and got showered! If you think we had a good time, you have a weird and warped sense of humor.




You figure our kids in London were joking with those posters?

You think this was a picnic in the park?

You figure these boys were doing out-of-step line dancing?

You believe they do not know the meaning of Bersih.....you are a joker if you did not get the message.....was aimed at you for your manip.....dang....what's that manipulative word?

You think these pakciks and macik from Trengganu were having toothpaste for breakfast? No joke, they were preparing for the gas-blast stupid!

This one I think is a joke....cops giving one of our boys a free ride......

This one real joke....our yellow submarine has not arrived yet, because our Smart Tunnel was not ready yet, so this is an informal dry run to ensure that the deal is Bersih.....or something like that lah.....I HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT JOKING.....because we promised to send one of our boys up to space.


No joke, we want to be reminded all the time that the GE has to be free and fair.

To assure you that we may consider you a joke, but we hope that you will take us seriously this time around. If you can prove that this is not the beginning of fraud.....just take a look at this:

Ic: 991214740101

Kad Pengenalan : 991214740101 / 0562235

Nama : SEER HOR LEONG

Jantina : LELAKI

Lokaliti : 092 / 02 / 04 / 011 - LADANG TAN TEOW LIM

Daerah Mengundi : 092 / 02 / 04 - TEBUK PULAIDUN : 092 / 02 – SABAK

Parlimen : 092 - SABAK BERNAMNegeri : SELANGORStatus Rekod: DATA INI UNTUK SEMAKAN DAFTAR PEMILIH

Kad Pengenalan : 910815750017 / 3587582

Nama : PERIASAMY K

Jantina : LELAKI

Lokaliti : 113 / 54 / 03 / 001 - LADANG FERMANAGH

Daerah Mengundi : 113 / 54 / 03 - TANJONG RHUDUN : 113 / 54 - TANJONG SEPAT

Parlimen : 113 - SEPANGNegeri : SELANGORStatus Rekod: DATA INI UNTUK SEMAKAN DAFTAR PEMILIH

Kad Pengenalan : 981231081137 / 1207648

Nama : HJ ABD WAHAB B MD SAMAN

Jantina : LELAKI

Lokaliti : 092 / 02 / 11 / 008 - PARIT 8 TIMOR

Daerah Mengundi : 092 / 02 / 11 - TEBUK KENCHONGDUN : 092 / 02 – SABAK

Parlimen : 092 - SABAK BERNAMNegeri : SELANGORStatus Rekod: DATA INI UNTUK SEMAKAN DAFTAR PEMILIH

IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE, ARE THESE 3 ELIGIBLE TO VOTE....CONSIDERING THEIR AGE NOW?

SO MAKE SURE YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN. IF YOU CAN SWEAR THAT YOU WILL BE CLEAN, JUST VIEW THIS YOUTUBE.....BECAUSE WE THE PEOPLE TOO CAN DO WHAT THEY DO IN SARASOTA,USA.

Over 750 people gather in Sarasota's Bayfront Park December 3, 2006 to call for a Revote in the hotly contested District 13 Congressional Race between Vern Buchanan and Christine Jennings.

18,412 votes disappeared in Sarasota County, giving Republican candidate Vern Buchanan the victory with a slim 369 vote margin.

IN THE US OF A, VOTES DISAPPEAR. IN MALAYSIA THEY APPEAR FROM THIN AIR. ANYTHING BOLEH HERE IN BOLEHLAND.




8 comments:

Kel said...

Bernard he is claiming the bugger is 117 years old la. one of the oldest in malaysia or could that fella came back from his grave to vote?

Anonymous said...

whatever disagreement, ani arope dfoes not wish that one day after his death, someone will go to unirate at his grave because of his wilful wrongdoing. on this, he went against mahatir on IPP and today we all know he is on the dot.
this guy, he has not even an iota whats right or wrong. all he is concern, is to know to butter the right side.
join UMNO now Ra-shit coz thats the only party that can rule the country and reward you.

zewt said...

those are not 8, 9 or 17 but 108, 109 and 117.... of cos... they should be in the guiness world of records already if they are still alive.

team bsg said...

another great zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by the one ! A good strike where it really hurts !

denzook said...

"Kad Pengenalan : 981231081137 / 1207648

Nama : HJ ABD WAHAB B MD SAMAN"

what's wrong og having ppl 99 yrs to vote ?

117 yrs old, that means their ic starts with 90.

shiver said...

this has been out on a thread for so long but as usual rashid and his thieves are still looking for ways to make us forget lagi, so be prepare for another sandiwara/drama that will hit the front pages of the crap MSM.

uncle bernard, keep up the good word! i am sharing your blog to my friends, you have very interesting articles!!

Mat Salo said...

Unker:

Is this a joke? Seems to me these buggers are JOKERS in the most deragotary sense...especially that JOKER up there.

These jokers do not the meaning of the word. Sub-human or something. Just look at their lips. As soon it moves, you can tell that they're lying!

Abdul Rashid said...

Eh.........Zorro old chap, how much is one kg of conscience worth ???