Monday, October 31, 2011

NO WONDER WE ARE MESSED....5 DECADES ON....

I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve Perkatak related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?

Just thinking deeply about the next sponsor for my wife’s handbags and her shopcoholic daughter.

Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem……my monorail.

I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the EPG and envisioning a new paradigm for CHOGM….minus the irritating irritaTUN!

Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the sleepy heads!

This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the BTN boot camp.

I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

"I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake."

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

Pardon me, while I take my power nap. My wives just completed their COW (club of obedient wives) modules last night.

A power nap is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you.

"Sleep is the most moronic fraternity in the world, with the heaviest dues and the crudest rituals.

"Some people talk in their sleep. Speakers talk while other people sleep.

I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP).

20 comments:

bruno said...

Malaysia is world famous for her sleepy heads bobbleheads.It has all kinds of chracters.From sleepy head PM's to cabinet ministers,MPs down to low level bola carriers.No wonder corruption has gone through the roof and our standard of living has gone to the dogs.

pok nik said...

why not try another 5 decades with the other gay! (oopps, i mean, guy).

zorro said...

pok nik, you mean the PM's cousin....hey, that's brilliant man. You da man! Thanks for the inspiration. Everybody here give pok nix a good clap....not the venereal disease, lah....and maybe he deserves a good whack on back.....shoulder lah!

Anonymous said...

What pak nik meant is DSAI(did you read that he mentioned gay?).
Pardon me if I am wrong.

Bedul said...

I am not going political today. I regard these as humor which made my day.
Hahaha, This is what we call sleeping on the job.

Anonymous said...

These people has the luxury to sleep while the ill-gain $$$ rolls into their bank account.

zorro said...

Bedul....euphemism for political humor. Have a fun day. Keep well brother.

Anon1003am....did he really? Have a gay day then.

Zarina said...

Zorro

Any truth in PM's daughter spending spree in Perth?

http://malaysiansmustknowthetruth.blogspot.com/2011/10/pm-slammed-over-daughters-rm200000.html

Bedul said...

These fotos not doctored, ya Uncle Zorro?
Where were we when these happened?
Guess we were also zzzzing.

Anonymous said...

Can't blame them, Zorro. Their thieving conscience is keeping them awake at night ... if they are not spending the night bonking someone other than their wife ... or if they are jovial like the cousin, taking it from behind.

Anonymous said...

It is hard to keep awake if there is only cavity between your ears.

How do we know if there is indeed air between the ears. Simple, look at their eyes when they are awake. Just look at Ibrahim Ali ... and you will know.

Anonymous said...

Actually I prefer these zombies to sleep rather than being awake because they can only spew out venomous rubbish from their filthy mouths when they are awake. The unfortunate thing is that they only sleep for a short while which then gives them plenty of "awake" time to do more harm such as looting the country coffers and inciting racial and religion hatred amongst Malaysians.

I wish these people will sleep forever as they will do less harm while asleep.

zorro said...

Bedul, take my word for it. These are not doctored shots. I collected them over the years in my pic folder. My photographer friend minaq-jinggo would be angry if he knows that you said these photos are doctored.

Anonymous said...

针对总稽查师报告查出的大笔烂账,应该动议开除所有涉及的公务员、要他们赔偿损失及敢敢取消这些人的退休金莫让人民白养他们。

Anonymous said...

zzzzz...ZZZZZZZ....alla...oops, sori,
alamak !!

Anonymous said...

This are the sickening blighters running the country!
If they are'nt sleeping , God knows what they are doing!
Zorrow , do you remember about the joke on the three races regarding attributes? The arrogant melayus ending up sleeping ?

Anonymous said...

Zorro has demonstrated that we do not need that niamah guy for political amusement.

Anonymous said...

Those MCA flers are also sleeping.

In the last 54 years of BN
in government with MCA as main component party so called representing the chinese community in cabinet has clearly showned incapable, lack of knowledgeable talent and commitments to convince
the government for the recognition of UEC in the chinese independant schools.

The standard of the UEC are equivalent to STPM and has been accepted by world top ranks
University and has solid evidence of excellence graduates each year.
MCA not only failed in their accountablity but spoke of excuses and disappointed the chinese
for so many years.

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Anonymous said...

Hope all those corrupted, racist and religious bigots do not get up from their slumber. It would be RIH (rest in hell) for all their looting, murdering and sodomizing the rakyat.