Some months ago I chanced into a McDonalds at Endah Parade to pack a hurried lunch. I asked the counter girl for some mustard. She turned away. The next thing was a confrontation by the manager who asked me why I called his countergirl a bastard! I spelt out the word MUSTARD! He apologized and added she was new. Of course I accepted the apology as today’s McDonalds are scoring a DUCK where I am concerned.
I don’t want to be confronted again, so I spell out this award clearly in Manglish….Basi & Turd.
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISABLE. KEEP AWAY FROM OVER-SENSITIVE FRIENDS WHO SEE SHIT IN EVERYTHING. IT IS RENEWABLE ENERGY, IF THEY DO NOT KNOW!
Find out HERE WHO and how he is the first to win this inaugural award.
Remember the word MUSTARD? Hence this disclaimer:
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20 comments:
Go to hell lah with this Malott fellow.
I prefer mayo than him.
Failed ambassador trying to exert his superiority to us.
Only PKR bloggers like Din Merican and you are excited about him.
Anon940pm....and you are getting excited over me and Din? Are we that more exciting than the UMNO bloggers? By the way I am an ABU (anything but UMNO)Blogger. Exciting yah?
Great piece cikgu. To Anon940pm, take note, I am also ABU yeah.
Peedah.
Anon940pm...I am ABU too....he...he..
This is the standard of English in Malaysia is with all the NEP (Never enough policy) the present education minister is implementing.
The Education Minister himself is unable to differentiate the good and bad and as such all young Malaysians must put up with his decisions on the standard of not only English but on all the other subjects taught in school. What a bloody crying shame !
Zorro
I'm no lawyer but this MRT and forced acquisition of properties saga is really fishy.
I don't believe that the law says the property owners also own what is underneath the ground so deep down. Even if it is true, the government can build a credible case to change the law to allow building of the MRT without having to do the acquisition. Study the Singapore and other commonwealth country examples.
It also doesn't make commercial sense to have to acquire all the properties on top of the MRT lines. Imagine there will have to be forced acquisition of the entire Klang valley as the no. of lines are increased. Unless there is an ulterior motive ... force owners to sell the properties cheap and make super-profit from re-building the properties!
You got any lawyer contacts who can make sense of this ah???
The country is on the verge of a free fall to the depths of absyss! The clock is ticking!
Woi ! 9.40,
Im ABU a/k PR apa lagi ?
Anon752am....good morning.force "owners to sell the properties cheap and make super-profit from re-building the properties!" Spot on brother!
I am anon 9.40 am again.
I am ABA - anyone but Anuwar al-bontoti.What a pity. Only have Mayott, Uncle Zorro and Din to cheer him on.
Ah I see you are calling John R Maliott a bas=tard? Joking lah.
Here is why Cockeyed said Bernard is calling John R Maliott a bas-tard: "Find out HERE WHO and how he is the first to win this inaugural award. The author of HERE WHO is John R Maliott
Bernard, it's okay if you want to use SHIT on the female staff. Anyway it stands for SORRY, HONEY ITS TUESDAY (or THURSDAY as the case may be),
Must be careful when you next say park. They may think you want to f--- them and cry rape. (LOL)
I`m wee confused.
Is the EC fellow or the EC fellow bustid?
Anon940...first it was Din and I and now Mallot. What about Andrew1008pm, NewFart 1205am and SSrahman 818am? I thought ABA was All About Anwar. You need to be more original.
The local McDonald's have been localised with jiwa malaysia. The bun has become smaller while the patty and cheese have become thinner. But the price is higher than before. Not a good value for money.
No mustard in McDonald. Only chili without garlic.
Me too an ABU !!! Count me in!
Adakah UMNO boleh meninggalkan MCA, MIC dan parti-parti yang bersekutu dengannya. Kepada penganut-penganut ajaran UMNO bermuhasabahlah diri. Jangan terikat kepada pemikiran songsang. Persolannya kenapa baru sekarang bercakap tentang penyatuan islam ketika UMNO dalam keadaan lemah sedangkan dahulu PAS di lebel parti yang membawa ajaran sesat serta desakkan pengguguran penggunaan nama islam. Kisah peristiwa Memali yang membawa terbunuhnya as sahid ustaz Ibrahim Libya dan juga orang kampung adakah sampai sekarang terdapat usaha-usaha pembelaan selain mengecop mereka sebagai penjenayah. Buktikan dahulu keikhlasan dan jangan menjadi Muawiyah yang sanggup menjunjung al qur'an tak kala di ambang kekalahan.
"Penang appoints Lee Sinje as tourism ambassador"
So stupid govt...Nicol David hail from Penang, known around the world, plays overseas every month, live telecast every match, izzit because she not no chinese?
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