Monday, June 1, 2009

THE BN MEDIA MISTRESS AT HER YAWNING BEST

Jossie has labelled the weekend's by elections as a total waste of time. Jossie is saying that those 6268 people who voted for YB Mansor wasted their time. Is Jossie also saying that executing one's right to vote is a waste of time.

After this big yawn about waste of time, she wasted no time in taking the thunder from Mansor. She yawned that he had no presence, no people skills. She yawned that a reporter complained that interviewing Mansor was like " clawing gold out of his mouth." Which reporter? Dang, that is a wasteful question. That would be revealing your source, if ever that reporter existed.

I have listened to reporters interviewing and most of the time I am asking myself why are they not asking these questions that I was hoping they would ask. Probably this would help our young repoorters. I have done some research and here is an offering:

13 Simple Journalist Techniques For Effective Interviews


#1 - Find a good location (avoid Starbucks...not because it belongs to Vincent Tan!)

#2 - Prepare Your Goals Ahead

#3 - Write down your questions

#4 - Work on your flow

#5 - Think about the medium

#6 - Bring a buddy

#7 - Avoid Obsessing

#8 - Be a little annoying

#9 - Be a little sneaky

#10 - Empower them

#11 - Work them up

#13 - Ask for what you need


This is the mere foundation,
this is the structure (HERE)

ANIZA DARMIS OF NST HAS LEARNT HER CRAFT WELL. I LOOK FORWARD TO HER PIECES ALWAYS.

Jossie, no wonder your yawn has been so infectious in Penanti that this cop can waste his time snoozing on the job.




YAWNING LOUDLY:
Jossie has kind of prophesied that Husam Musa is about kaput!


You will never waste your time yawning

HERE (Herr Wenger J Khairy)
and HERE (Chegu Nazir)

13 comments:

dollah yankee said...

mannn..this officer had become star in just one nite...

Old Fart said...

Jossie has got to be tested doing her questioning at a public forum where one of the BN types is being questioned. All you also need in the crowd is a few ABM bloggers. My own experience with msm journos in the same room was that they were certainly not inspiring.

Anonymous said...

Zorro,

Just look at the picture of the snoozing "mata-mata", what a shame!

I thought we only catch the old private security guards napping !

It just sums up the state of our enforcement agencies and gives us the true meaning of "Sleeping on the Job" !

The criminals are laughing all right ....

Anonymous said...

Malaysian Sikh family in new 'bodysnatching' case

A Malaysian Sikh family is demanding to be given the remains of their relative who Islamic authorities say had converted to Islam, in the latest "body snatching" case to hit the country.

The family's lawyer said that religious authorities insisted Mohan Singh, a 41-year-old art director who died of a heart attack last Monday, had died a Muslim -- a claim the family disputes.

His body has been kept at the mortuary of a government hospital in central Selangor state which has refused to release the remains to the family, lawyer Rajesh Kumar told AFP.

"When he died, he was a practising Sikh, he never told anybody and nobody knew that he had converted to Islam, including family and close friends. His identification card to date stated that he is still a non-Muslim," Kumar said.

"The family is very upset. All they want is to claim the body and cremate him according to the Sikh rites," he added.

The lawyer said that the Islamic authorities claimed Mohan, who had directed some local films, had converted to Islam in 1992 and was seeking confirmation of his conversion from an Islamic sharia court.

"Our contention is that at the time of his death, he was still practising Sikhism and even when his mother died three years ago, he performed the last rites for the mother according to the Sikh faith," said Kumar.

"He wouldn't be able to do so if he is a Muslim," he said.

Conversion rows, including "body-snatching" cases when Islamic authorities have battled with relatives over the remains of people whose religion is disputed, are common in Muslim-majority Malaysia.

The tussles have raised allegations that the country of 27 million people is being "Islamised" and that the rights of the ethnic Chinese and Indian minorities are being eroded.

HKP7M8 9mm said...

This photo of the mata-mata taking 'ninety winks' should be posted to the OCPD concerned, copy to IGP. Also to the Police Training Schools as a 'model policeman' hard at work and exemplary 'polis sedia berkhidmat' meaningful slogan. What has gone wrong with our senior police officers??? NO supervision, that is what I would define such behaviour.
Aiyoh..yo...yo, don't tell me the SIKH community also don't want to lose-out competing with the Indians, kah?? Body-snatching, also want to compete!! Such 'hobby' practise by UMNO is NEVER A HEALTHY one. The Sikh community should investigate and find out the truth before seeking any stern action legally. They must NOT be emotional over such sensitive matters. If the deceased had been lawfully converted to Islam, then let it go.Don't kick up a fuss.

Anonymous said...

Poor chap this policeman with so much night duty to catch the thief and mat rempit....definitely he will sleep on his duty.Or maybe our friend at one too many last night.

mauriyaII said...

Jossie's rantings in the Star always reeks of very bad taste. She has the uncanny penchant to lick whatever the UMNOputras ask of her. She is another running dog (bitch) employed at the Star to sing praises of Najis and his coterie of goons in the BN.

Instead of wasting people's time, why can't she do an indepth study of the PKFZ scandal and expose all the dirty tricks employed by the towkays in MCA to become billionaires robbing the taxpayers' money?

That would be more than difficult for her because how much of a spin can she make out of facts and figures? You can't spin fairy tales out of the money trail because the truth would eventually come out. That is what jurnos like Jossie and WCW don't like.

They don't like to face reality.

nstman said...

You know what? Josie is ugly. And she writes cock. And she has no shame. She sucks up to her bosses. Need I say more?

bennyloh said...

Only became interesting after the election:
MINAH RONGGENG

Anonymous said...

Nice to have all our police sleeping in all future elections that is when BN stays away. The nation will be better off without BN.

AToong said...

Jossie certainly a good spin doctor for the UMNO/BN .. These days I don't read the STAR .. my darling still buy the STAR on weekends to read the weekenders/Section 2.. Whereas.. I'll find the front pages, National news and the editorials useful for wrapping my dogs' poos..

I knew Jossie personally a quarter century ago.. She graduated from USM and worked in Penang for a while. She used to hang out with some mutual friends in Penang who were more anti-establishment than pro..

It shows people change over time.. except for some die hard kawan kawan BN who won't change and don't believe people change ... still believe in Santa Claus... since 3 years old !!

Her article maybe a yawn but Jossie is a drama queen all right.
I remember when we were on trip to Taman Negara in the 80's. A leech got into her sock, her screams and ruckus could be heard from Gunong Tahan !!

Back at the hostel, she sprayed her shoes and socks with half a can of Baygon before venturing out again. I wondered then why she joined us for the trip when she could not stand an encounter with these little creatures of nature !!

That is how out of touch Jossie is with nature then and how out of touch she is with the country's situation now!

Anonymous said...

darn i just bump into her along bb street. she was trying to sell for a few dollars more to BN her soul and toe.

whats the next best word for prostitute?

wonder where's her face?

Anonymous said...

jossie? oh you mean that bitch who love to bitch about the opposition and lick babi najis' ball? that jossie? i don't give a shit about what she writes.