GOOFER OF THE WEEK

What's the point of being well-read when one still cannot make a decisive, intelligent statement?

Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak was asked to comment about the 'Bocor" MPs, loud-mouth wind-bag Bung Mokhtar and the one-eyed, timber-thief whacko Md. Said. He said it was up to Parliament. Brings to mind an incident when a a parent came to me in school and asked me to punish his son. On probing I learnt that the kid called the sister a bitch and the father wanted me the punish his son. I sent the parent off with this simple question, "Mister X, who is the father? I think it is you. Go act like a father." So it depends on parliament....always passing the buck.

Pressed further as to whether it was proper for MPs make such remarks, amidst stutters he said: [parenthesis mine] "I dont want to pass judgment on what they said. They said it in a very .....(stutter and indecision)....it was not supposed to be taken seriously (were you there and did you see the body language on the YouTube.....Datin Seri Rosmah.....did you hear that....tsk tsk) I think if you take it with a sense of humour, (which sane man amongst us will take as humour, our mothers, our wives, and our daughters menstrual cycle...and we dont publicy talk about such private matters!.....where then is our self-respect?).....then.....But of course people are making a meal out of this issue. (It is not an issue, it is an attack on our women's tissues...and making a meal, just like Malaysians are having a dinner party over the Mongolian lass. This old heart can/t take all this travesty anymore so I will dedicate a verse of this song from Chocolate Genius "Half a Man" album, which it is said knocked Dick Cheney to his knees and shot his hunting buddy:

"Half a Man" is the money song. A rootsy ear-grabber. Think of The Wallflowers. Now, think of The Wallflowers slapped around, spit on, penniless and doused in really cheap beer.

Save yourself
Me, I'll be fine
And save your breath
Stay away from mine

(you're giving me a bad hang-over)