Wednesday, May 9, 2007

SILENCE OF THE GOAT.



TOMORROW WILL BE ONE WEEK SINCE JJ TOOK A SWIPE AT AN INDIAN MALAYSIAN CITIZEN. A COMMENTER, MADELISM HAS TRIED EVERYTHING TO GET EVIDENCE, BUT TO NO AVAIL. I SUGGESTED THAT MAYBE THE TAIKOR OF OUR MALAYSIAN INDIANS IS KEEPING SOMETHING CLOSE TO HIS CHEST, FOR CABINET-COMRADESHIP CYA PURPOSE. I HOPE THIS LITTLE STORY WILL BREAK HIS SILENCE.....JUST A TRY.

An Indian man died and went to heaven. When he arrived at the heaven Gate
the Keeper of the Gate (Tour Master) said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. You'll like it here."

Walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks everywhere? There were
grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner.

It appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.
Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked, " What's the deal?
Why are all these clocks here in heaven?" The Keeper replied, "The clocks keep
track of things on earth. There is one clock for each person.

Every time the person on earth tells a lie, his clock moves one minute."

"For instance, this clock is for Aru, the used car salesman. If you watch it
closely, it will move.

"Click" The minute hand on Aru's clock moved one minute. "Click" It moved
another minute." Aru must be into closing a customer right now," said the Tour Master, "The minute hand on his clock moves all day."

The man and the Tourism guy continued walking. Soon, they came to a clock with
cobwebs on the minute hand. "Whose clock is this?" asked the man. That
clock belongs to the Widow Achi. She is one of the finest, God-fearing,
people on earth. I bet her clock hasn't moved in a years."

They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed watching the
clocks of all his friends. When the tour was finished, the man said, "I've
seen everyone's clock but Mr.Samy Vellu's. Where is his clock?

The Tour Master/Gate Keeper smiled, "Just look up. We use his clock as a ceiling fan."

ANYTHING TO SAY SIR?

11 comments:

mandelism said...

hahahahah
thank you Mr Zorro for you support. It has just came to my knowledge the minister did apologise.. Rocky has an updated postings..while im waiting for my 'insider' ppl to confirm it :D

happy if its true..cant be happier :D

Thank you!
www.bmahendran.com

J.T. said...

Good one Zorro... :)

I wonder why Mr Ceiling Fan is still keeping quiet.

zorro said...

I just found out thru Mandelism and Rocky that JJ apologised. I appreciate that. Always takes a man to say sorry. As a PROFESSIONAL (zAMBY) are you listening(?), I have edited this post and withdrew JJ photo. Now the title posting reads: Silence of the Goat. Previously it was Goats.

Mat Salo said...

But it's still a good joke Unker - shit, I'm NEVER getting any work done today...

Kata Tak Nak said...

JJ apologising doesn't make a difference in the spinning fan story. It must have been set to no 5.

Malaysian Unplug said...

Zorro

Rocky's Bru reported that Jamaludin Jarjis had apologised to Dr Sheena for his remarks.

I have posted that on Malaysian Unplug Uncensored as an update. http://malaysianunplug.blogspot.com/2007/05/racist-remarks-about-malaysian-indians.html

Yes, it takes a man to say sorry and JJ had done so. I respect him for that.

Case is now closed.

zorro said...

Yes, its closed where JJ is concerned. But somebody is still silent....and he has always kept silent where his people are concerned. In his case the case is still pending.

Elviza Michele said...

Adoi kelakar lah.... good one Zorro. THe joke I mean

Daily Nibbler said...

I remember vaguely about a joke...something about a pack of shit hit a fast rotating ceiling fan. Imagine what happens when it does!

mob1900 said...

OMG the ceiling fan! wahahahahaha

monsterball said...

zorro...nice one!
Have a nice day.