Monday, May 7, 2007

ZAM, THE ONE-MAN PR FARCE


THE JURY HAS UNANIMOUSLY FOUND YOU GUILTY OF SHOOTING YOUR MOUTH. NEXT TIME PUT BRAIN IN GEAR BEFORE YOU ENGAGE MOUTH TO MAKE THOSE INFANTILE STATEMENTS. BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN INCORRIGIBLE, THE COURT CONDEMNS YOU TO THE MEXICAN CHAMBER. WE HOPE THIS TREATMENT WILL DETOX YOU OF ALL THE TOXINS YOU HAVE ACCUMULATED SINCE TAKING OVER THE MINISTRY OF INFORMATION.
OUTSIDE THE CHAMBER, YOU WILL READ A MESSAGE FOR YOU WHEN YOU COMPLETE THE FIRST STAGE OF THIS CLEANSING PROGRAM: THE MESSAGE WILL READ:
before this treatment we found that your fart seems to have more substance than what you say. We hope this treatment will bring about the reverse. If this treatment fails we will add more agents around the room. We assure you we have a pantheon of willing donors.

7 comments:

Voon Tek said...

Take away the cigarette, please meke sure he is not blindfolded and please, please make sure that these agents had eaten ample helpings of beans and onions....


hehehehe, gazz da udang.

Kata Tak Nak said...

I'll volunteer to supply the detox agent from Penang, but you've gotta cut a bigger hole please coz my equipment is quite large since I pump out XXL size detox gas.

Ahirudin Attan aka Rocky said...

Wicked!

mob1900 said...

so this is the Mexican Chamber!!!
lolx!!!

monsterball said...

Even your poster stinks when I see it...what more that poor guy sitting there smelling all the toxics.

The Ancient Mariner said...

Eh Zorro, I notice Pedro in the cartoon has lighted cigarette. Surely the methane from the all tequila will mean KABOOOM ?

zorro said...

Guys, some asked why the ciggie in Zampedro mouth. During most executions, it is humanitarian to ask if the condemned has a last wish. Anyway, when I was smoking ciggies, that is a must when we go into the little room first thing in the morning, seat ourselves down, deliberate, until we drop the matter, huh....KTN, great minds think alike...I really had you in mind and with you and Big Dog, the job will be executed expeditiously.