A REAL GEM TO BE ARCHIVED.

AS narrated to me last night by A N Other Virgin (not the one I move around with) at Tom, Dick & Harry, a stone's throw from Sid:


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. 
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. 
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. 

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. 

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: 
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' 

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. 

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

GOT

STONED

ONCE

AND 

COPULATED

WITH

A

PEAHEN.
(OPPOSITE GENDER OF PEACOCK, YES?)

WAS 

JUST

WONDERING

IF YOU WERE 

MY SON!

LONG LIVE PAPA KOK!
MORE POWER TO YOU!