Wednesday, March 17, 2010

A REAL GEM TO BE ARCHIVED.

AS narrated to me last night by A N Other Virgin (not the one I move around with) at Tom, Dick & Harry, a stone's throw from Sid:


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. 
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. 
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: greenredorange, and blue




My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. 

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: 
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' 

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. 

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:


GOT


STONED


ONCE


AND 

COPULATED


WITH


A


PEAHEN.
(OPPOSITE GENDER OF PEACOCK, YES?)


WAS 


JUST


WONDERING


IF YOU WERE 


MY SON!

LONG LIVE PAPA KOK!
MORE POWER TO YOU!

 

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Genius Dad.

Anonymous said...

I also did something wild recently, I went for the BERSIH march, I went for the NO TO ISA virgil, I also went to IPOH to witness the rape of the people of PERAK by gangsters in uniform at the Dewan Undangan Negri and many more. You know what is wild? The smell of tear gas, acrid water from the water canons and the FRU sweaty armpits. I am looking forward to do more wild things like confronting PERKASA in the near future and I am a Malay. Sure is going to be wild.

Shalom Admiral Tojo

Nirajz said...

nice!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

every time b4 the badminton match :
Dato LCW phoned : " saya mau main."
Rose : " main lah puas-puas !"
and he always won !!

Anonymous said...

malaysian chinese did the job.

Jong said...

Coolman Papa Kok! You didn't get his pix? KAKAKA!!

shar101 said...

Hahaha!

Those who haven't done a 'wild' thingy, have not lived life.

If I'm not mistaken, TAR himself said "I pity you" to a parliamentarian waaay back in the 60s.

But then again, some go 'wild' every week!

Btw Z, in Sabah, go 'gugu' and you win over lotsa friends.

Tell yer more when we meet up, bro.

Anonymous said...

No, it's NOT payback time yet for Musang. Just because his service contract would not be extended further does not mean anything. Payback has to come in some retribution form or manner. At some time or another.
malsia1206

Anonymous said...

Love the story about your funky dad!!! Haven't shed tears of laughter for awhile!

Anonymous said...

What is your opinion on the new kid on the blog's remark on Ng Yen Yen?

anotheroldfart said...

Insightful man!

Good dad!

Like the man:

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Anonymous said...

I love your daddy!

Anonymous said...

clean....sleek....and yes, tactful!

very classic too

No wonder I love this (the son's) blog!

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