The above mentioned is MCA political education(?) bureau Chairman. I do not know the gender of this person, so I will henceforth refer to this person as either SHIM or IT or GAN, or SIEW, or PING.Star, the MCA mouth-organ reported that IT wanted the DAP to apologise to the non-muslims for campaigning for PAS during the recent Kuala Terengganu buy-election. PING was happy that the Chinese rejected PAS and was therefore deeply consoled that the Chinese voters made a rational choice to support the Barisan Nasional. This is sucking up to Ong Tee Keat, who also boasted that the Chinese rejected PAS in KT. When dogs meet what do they first do....never mind that is another story.
GAN, I was in KT with another GAN, a bettrer Gan for sure. Were you there SIEW? Or you did a flying visit, so that you can echo your chief, who will insist that Star will echo you. If you were not there, and if you did not walk door to door in Kg Cina 5 times, then you just shut the fuck up. Or did you make this pronouncement because Chief Running Dog just popped into the political education bureau department and said: Say something to support what I said for the Star to publish....tieuuuuuu SIEW....you could be more circumspect! So being the young virgin pup(chronology not inferred) you yelped like only excited dogs yelp. IT also accused DAP of assisting PAS to realize the dream of theocratic rule. PING, here is a pong - better theocratic rule to flush down all the corruption that MCA has championed. You K9s keep running and forget that MCA is OBSOLETE, FRACTURED, BEYOND REPAIR and not wanted by UMNO....ask Ali Rustam and the mamak from Penang. Was the Mamak referring to the MCA when he asked Chinese to go back to China? And you MCA could only manage a YELP and not a full-blown BARK. As Patrick Teoh will say NIAMAH! Put your beaureau to good use. Re-educate MCA. Join PAS, who will never form the government of Malaysia, if you still refuse to know. The Chinese in KT and Terengganu know that Hudud does not apply to them although MCA has been scaring Chinese with tales of hacking off limbs and pricks. That way no more thievery and rapes. No good meh? Our property, no need to play golf to purposely lose to an official and our daughters will be save in a theocratic state. HIDUP PAS! Amazing isn't it .....and I am a Chinese....AND CAMPAIGNED RELENTLESSLY for PAS, as Sakmongkol AK47 said in his blog.
So Gan Ping Siew, be yourself and remind me to relate the original version of why dogs when they meet sniff at each others poop-hole......of course over some Balvinie malt that Jono1951 was going to share with me. If that is too strong, I can offer you some turpentine. Whooossssssshhhhhh!
See you in my fart chamber if you continue to yelp and have not been whoooooossssshhhhhhED!
32 comments:
simply brilliant, uncle B.
the PONG hits right on the nail!
Spot On Zorro. A case of being a very bad sore loser. We were on the ground and know better than these running dogs of UMNO. Malu, Shame on MCA. Fart Chamber asap please.
Peace, Admiral Tojo
What else can Malaysian Chicken Association do except every morning kok, kok, kok only ...
This coming Chinese New Year we are going to have another round of bashing MCA session during our annual gathering, to make sure that all friends and relatives understand how useless is this party!
Got it? Bunch of jokers incl. OTK!
Malaysia Malaysian
didn't know this pig can bark too...
The best one is from the crook master of Sarawak, 'it was not a lost for bn in KT because the number of votes for bn actually increased'!!!!
If only elephants can have skin like his!
For shamelessly jilat-ing umno balls day-in, day-out this SHIM should burn giant joss stick & ask forgiveness from ITS ancestors.
i think you have anger management issues Bernard . an artery may explode.
i still think the deputy home minister is the worst kinda MCA dogs, who said that "polis brutality is alright."
You've missed Gan's point. He meant to say that Chinese had rejected PAS. With all your campaigning for PAS which thus renders you supporting hudud laws, how do you explain that more voters from Chinese majority areas like Kampung Cina (85% Chinese), Bandaran (65% Chinese), Paya Bunga (50%) and Pulau Kambing (40%) voted for BN instead of PAS? BN's majority in Kg Cina grew from 369 to 457. Bandaran (265 BN vote majority), Paya Bunga (210 majority) & Pulau Kambing (265 majority). The stats are clear - the Chinese wanted & voted BN. The Chinese REJECTED PAS. It is the Malay vote that is divided and caused KT to fall to PAS.
Hari ini aku menyaksikan seorang Cina yang begitu mengkagumi sebuah Parti Islam yang sangat ditakuti oleh rata-rata bangsa Cina lain. Hari ini juga, dengan membaca blog saudara Bernard Khoo, aku merasa rendah diri kerana aku sebagai seorang Islam lain gagal untuk meyakinkan orang Islam lain (dalam umno) bahawa Parti Pas adalah parti yang lebih baik dari umno, mungkin tidak yang terbaik, tapi lebih baik.
Pemimpin2 PAS, kau dengarlah bagaimana bangsa-bangsa lain sudah mula menunjukkan sokongan mereka pada kamu, maka janganlah kamu menghampakan mereka.
We are one!
MCA is as dead and extinct as the DODO bird. Enough said.
That bunch of ass lickers!
Sugar Daddy....anger management issues or anger management concerns. From a distance it is possible to confuse these two - issues and concerns. Don't fret over my arteries exploding....two malts a day keeps the sugar away, daddy! Anyway, thanks for the concern about the issues.
ChloeTing. Lets stay on the subject of this post. He says DAP must apologise to the non-muslims, you and I probably included, for supporting PAS. Damn, this is a coalition Pakatan Rakyat. It was so difficult bringing these warring parties together and now that they are working hand in hand for a common cause, we have some running dogs championing the Chinese. Chloe, what page are you on. Ting hard.
ahahahahaha!! I like this post. :p
I was angry when I read that news too!
Uncle Zorro,
Let us focus on strenghtening our PR.
On the other hands for me, I think its perfectly alright for any political party to have its own beliefs.
If DAP stay true to its beliefs of secularism, civility demands we respect DAP's stand. Vice versa to MCA.
Thank you.
Tiny Bear, you are free to share in MCA's poitical beliefs. But I do not subscribe to beliefs enunciated by this Gan.
I do not and will not be a member of any political party....if DAP veers dangerously away from their stated promises, I will not hesitate to shoot them down. My DAP friends, Jeff, Ronnie, Guan Eng and kit Siang are aware of this.
Thanks for the visit Double E.
Sugar Daddy, if I was not able to control my anger, the original post would have been up and not this watered down post. Check your sugar level, daddy. You are not reading my post carefully....suspect sugar level brings about blurred vision.Cheers lah.
Chloe Ting, I think you missed the point - twice. First, as Zorro mentioned, his post is about Gan demanding DAP apologise to all non-Muslims. Even on your point about Chinese rejecting PAS and supporting BN, your conclusion is at best very shallow. On the surface, it may appear that the Chinese are still supporting BN. But what about the 3000 KT Chinese working elsewhere who did not go back to vote? What about the threats hurled at the Chinese in KT by BN? MCA can live under the illusion that they are getting Chinese support, and face certain death: they deserve it.
By: Alice Ng
Whats the problem with hudud?
mca are so bloody blind that during ancient China when there was emperors they were also using hudud laws. In fact before the Great Wall of China were built theres already hudud back then in China.
I take it as another mca fella bites the dust in this case.
Sometimes I wonder whether they themselves believe what they write. It is sad when principles are subrogated for material gain or worse still a***-licking or ball-polishing.
A Taiping boy once.
My sugar level is ok zz ! How's your single Malt level ?
Suggar Daddy...never checked my sugar level...only BP. But malt level always constant and safe. Cheers.
Uncle Zorro, I am a dog lover, so please don't insult my dogs by comparing MCA with dogs. MCA is in the category of dog shit.
SO if you ever equate MCA=Dogs, I am gonna send my dogs to your house to make dog pooh. Then my dogs can show you that is what MCA is. MCA=Dog Pooh.
DogLover
Who knows?..the MCA dog may have his script written for him by others. I don't think any MCA dog are capable of articulating anything....one thing for sure.. they are only good for kissing and smelling poop holes.
MCA is so desperate thatit wants to spin a defeat to be called a victory. It only shows the pathetic condition they are in.
MOJO
MCA: the Malaysian Chinese demand an apology from MCA for selling out the Malaysian Chinese to UMNOputras. In Hokkien, we call such people " Han Kan" (traitors).
We damn toolan with MCA and UMNO, somr TK Ong better stop pretending and dreaming that we still support BN !
you know, i feel so lucky now. my surname is not Gan. He is a disgrace to the "Gan" clan.
and of course, a truly running dog. By the way, Mr Gan, want some crumbs from UMNO dining table? Zorro, can do something about it, cant you?
zorro,
do us a favour. can you give a face to this running dog? at least, we can distinguish between a dog and a real Gan.
my apologies if I have offended any members of the Gan family (except this ball carrying running dog for which no apology will be given).
they should rename MCA to 'Malaysia Canine Association'
IF & only IF the KT buy/bye election
could be held yesterday, then the
2631 >>>>>>> 6321 man !!
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