Wednesday, January 14, 2009

AS INSPIRED BY PADE DOH

CORRECT! This is the trusty Merc that zips us around KT inconspicuously compared to the BN's ostentatious SUVs. We are here to work and not to flaunt and beat chests. No outriders accompany us. We are a very common lot. Except for RPK and Marina, both very visible because they have been KTgites for some 20 years and had four of their five kids delivered in KT, the rest of us would not invite a second look from anyone. Maybe the Mayor of Bangsar and I stand out more prominently from the others because of our equatorial rotundity. Fact is we dont have big paunches. It is just that with age, our chest have slipped down considerably. The big guys would be Haris, and our alternate drivers Gus Gan and Kenny....off blogging they are our minders. Shanghai Stephen was here but had to get back to KL to take care of his ex-IRA relatives. Kenny's mum Angela snoops around for tit-bits that we will seave out for the rare nuggets. Tiny E smiles at all who smiles at us. New arrivals Boom and Rodi, a hubby-wife ensemble will add a new dimension to the Blue Blitz....what they have is still under wraps. Kasee from Penang has his job cut out like in Permatang Pauh. Our own SB, yes Special Bunch,(Dave, Sunny, Duke, Mark, mafioso DelCapo etc will arrive tomorrow with their array of electronic gears and phantom detectors. Tomorrow too will see the advent of Tengku, the alternate Mayor of Phuket, the future Mayorial candidate of Chinnai, the Vegetarian. the DJ Blogger and the Virgin Mother. The rest of the team wishes to remain incognito. We respect that.

Tonight, after the ceremah at Oceans, I will lift a malt in salute to this Band of Bloggers.


VIVA

PAS

OF

PAKATAN RAKYAT

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

To the MCA members in KT, remember these :
1) the arrogant malacca cm said, " without the others , kami umno tercukup to RULE malaysia !"
2) the penang bukit rat said, " the babicinas are SQUATTERS & PENDATANGS"
3) THE SON-IN-LAW ," dun sell the sahams to the babicinas !"
4) NO NO NO 10% itm places for the babicins ! but 90% taxes come from babicinas !
5) " bathe my keris in the babicina's BLOOD !!
6) ...lagi & lagi !!
Dear mca flers, dun be cheated with just 200/300 ringgits as compared to billions & BILLIONS entering their pockets !
show...show...SHOW umno, without the babicinas, they are finished !!
viva PR viva PAS viva malaysians !

Anonymous said...

Hi Zorro,
Sorry man its all over. Read about it over here

http://padedoh.wordpress.com/2009/01/14/khairy-the-great/

We shall now accept terms of your surrender.

Wenger J Khairy

nightcaller said...

Zorro,

Enlightened me a little , will ya? Is it Bade doh or pade doh....

I understand the word pade doh because it was made famous by the SIL whe he thought of trumping PAS in Kelantan, but get trashed instead.

Bade doh? no clue at all...Terengganu slang, malay, english?? what is it???

And I will be there in KT on Friday to feel the excitement...

Till then...G'nite M'sia...wherever u are...

wizsurf malaysia said...

Here's Cheers to the Heros in The Blue Blitz !

Looks so sleek & so mighty

Anonymous said...

go, blue blitz, go !
with all you guys there, i am so confident of pas that i called my known bn-sympathisers friends ( yes, yes, i know. i should choose a better class of friends ) to bet with them with odds of 3 to 1. know what? they were too scared to accept.

zorro said...

Pade Doh....good try....but I never expect you to reveal so early....it is still early, NO? Cheers buddy....hope to meet up someday, somewhere, somehow.

zorro said...

Nightcaller....apologies...slip of the finger ....corrected.

nightcaller said...

Padedoh

The way u write and strategise in ur blog reveal taht u are not from Terengganu.

May I remind u to thread carefully or u might end up with "junjung congkok" sydrome...

and for those who are not familiar, let me explain a bit..."junjung congkok" sydrome is when the players loss all his marbles in the congkak game and in Terengganu, the marbleless losing player has to carry the congkak over his head and run around the kampung....quite shameful....

and i hope padeoh and the great KJ don't lose all the marbles this coming 17th jan ....i hate to see the sil and u carrying the congkak over ur heads.....

Till then...G'nite M'sia...wherever u are...

zorro said...

Nightcaller, next post for you.

Anonymous said...

It is not all over, until the FAT LADY comes home. The FAT LADY ai'nt coming home. She is too busy shopping in London...with her dirty money. Heloo Dolly, you are looking fatter, dolly....

lucia said...

ya! i too salute to the blue blitz team. keep up the good job! wish i could join in the fun.

Anonymous said...

Dear Uncle Zorro

You need electronic gears & phantom detectors? What are you people - ghostbusters? LOL.
You guyz got ballz of fire man, ballz of fire! Happy 2009 one and all.

Anonymous said...

Zorro,

We share a common interest in bashing Romans, but right now the war is over, and the little village has run out of magic potion.

All Gaul is at peace.

We'll meet up again.
But not yet.

General Wenger J Khairy
101st Airborne Division

Anonymous said...

Nightcaller,
We have more marbles than you can ever imagine.

Anonymous said...

Children O children, pls come home b4 the 17th for the KT byelection & 2009CNY, ok, we miss you all !!